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Miracle
man
miracle
man Bookiepala for six long months laboured on a hospital bed dragging
his limp form from wheel chair to walker all due to a pain in the
back. But no sooner had the court full of appeal granted the schmuck a
bail order, the git underwent a miracle cure.
No
longer for Bookiepala that hard hospital bed and all those cuts to his
you know what. Instead,
like Jesus turned water into wine, so it was for ole Bookiepala. As
for his docs we hear, are still scratching behind their ears trying to
figure out the cure for his long term pain. This little rag has a
piece of advice. Next time you people suffer a pain in the butt don't
bother with those docs. Just head straight for the Bookie and he will
no doubt dispense with a cure - copyrights and all to Pala. Truly a
man of miracles eh?
Words
of wisdom
And
Merv the loud mouth in true Mandela style strode to court with all
those green elephants in a sudden show of solidarity with ole Ravi
Kay. The silly blot sure stood out like a sore thumb amongst all those
eksath jathika types. But gone was the foul language. Instead the man
was full of words of wisdom. He said ole JRJ made a hero out of
Satellite's hubby Vijaya by placing him behind bars while Cee Bee Kay
made a hero out of the dentist when she had him thrown into jail once
upon a time all because of that Prima riot. And now Merv said they
seem to be doing the same with Ravi Kay. and with that departing shot
the man slouched out of court. Hmm
one
for the road
The
state media wild asses surely seem to be taking Mangy's words very
seriously that any one of those penning asses must be filled up on
wine and good cheer so they will pen those damning lies to ensure a
long life for the sandhanaya.
And
last week ole Geoff in the house by the lake was doing just that.
Having drowned himself with good cheer at the Nippon, the ass adapting
a strange horizontal gait shuffled his way into the Ed's chair of the
Daily Noise. There he penned a gem all about Ra-kneel stripped naked
and what have you mincing his words with a few good shots of the four
and five letter kind as well. Dear. dear. what can we say, but three
cheers to ole Geoff!
diplomacy
And
Satellite having taken wing to ole Blighty was all in a dither to meet
Blair and prove that her holiday was indeed one made for public
consumption and so state coffers must cough up some dough for her
holiday. But Blair was not interested and not in a mood to play ball,
so instead Jack the Straw arrived to tell the lady in true British
style there would be no meeting with Blair
But
Satty being the little pussycat she is was quick to snap Straw and
order her minions to publish and tell. So this is the photo for all to
see. And those diplomats of the British kind cannot stop chuckling. Well, well this is certainly the straw that broke Blair's
back eh?
cops
and robbers
Wedisinghe
living upto his name in Sinhala parlance was doing his job like wedi
when he arrived all ruffled like a turkey at Ravi Kay's house. But
what a little bird whispers is, it was a case of returning to the
scene of a crime.. The last time Wedi made a visit to Ravi Kay's home
was by proxy to drop off a human skull and body parts. Shhh don't
tell.
The
flip side of this coin however is that the other partners in that
Halloween game this time around were not backing the cop, but instead
were there in full force to lend Ravi Kay some meat. The only thing
the former partners in sin did not do was give the silly cop a knowing
wink... Politics certainly makes strange bedfellows eh?
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