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Saving Sanath |
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Dr. White on the rare essentials
for his concoctions |
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By Ranee Mohamed
Sri Lankan Cricketer Sanath Teran
Jayasuriya is the picture of good health as
he stood before us. There was no sign of any
ache or pain.
But this was not how he was about eight
months ago, says the public figure and
celebrity sportsman who did Sri Lanka proud.
Having suffered his nagging pain in private,
Sanath Jayasuriya says that his back problem
brought him more than pain — it brought him
misery and a feeling of helplessness.
"I suffered from a pain in the back for
along time — maybe about eight months. I
took various medicinal drugs and treatment
but the pain would not go away. I am a
believer in ayurveda and tried various
ayurvedic cures with the firm belief that
the pain would go away," said cricketing
sensation Jayasuriya.
Scans to physiotherapy
His life had been a game of musical
chairs — from scans to physiotherapy, but
the pain went on. "There was a time when I
was suffering from a stiffness and could not
run. Sometimes when I did run I felt the
pain shoot down my back," said Jayasuriya
explaining that all sportspeople do
experience muscle waste and wear and tear.
But what happened to Sanath Jayasuriya
was more than a muscle tear. He cruised from
applauses in public to the agonising
whirlwinds of backpain in private and none
of the medication had promised him a
permanent cure.
Laid down thus, Sanath Jayasuriya was in
search of two things — a relief from pain
and a permanent cure. And it came out of the
winds — and to this gifted cricketer it was
truly like a gift from the universe.
Finding a cure
"President Mahinda Rajapakse personally
inquired after my well-being and was
disturbed to learn that I was suffering this
way. Despite his multitude of duties, he did
find the time for finding a cure for my
condition," recalled Sanatha Jayasuriya.
"President Mahinda Rajapakse was very
concerned about me. So was his son Namal
Rajapakse who personally inquired into my
well being at all times," said a grateful
Sanath Jayasuriya. For this is the way his
cure came — through President Mahinda
Rajapaske who instructed his personal
physician — Dr. Eliyantha White, the man who
treats humans with a power from the universe
to put Sanath back on the green.
The treatment had lasted three days and
Sanath Jayasuriya felt the pain disappear.
Now there is not even a pin-prick, no sign
at all of how much he had suffered.
There are doctors and hospitals —
accepted treatments that are reliable and we
quite rightly rely on.
Mysteries of the universe
And there are the mysteries of the
universe in the form of the unexplained
healing powers of Dr. Eliyantha White. How
he treats his patients and the herbs he
uses, we will never be able to understand.
But the people who have had their lifetime
ailments cured with three doses of a herbal
concoctions says ‘the pain has gone away,
and we do not know how…."
And there is not even an inkling — no
sign, no relapse or reminder of how much
they suffered. Such is the power of the
universe and such is the power of Dr.
Eliyantha White whose power to cure will
always remain a consoling reminder that the
universe is aware of our pain — and
encompasses a compassion within — to take
our pain and suffering away.
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"Herbs and essentials are hard to
find….Dr. Eliyantha White
S anath
Jayasuriya had a small crack in his back
region. I was able to repair it. Today
even a scan will not be able to show
that there was any disintegration," said
Dr. Eliyantha White. "This has happened
before. The patients I have treated for
various breakages shown in scans have
later found that the pain has
disappeared and the conditions are not
captured in scans thereafter," said Dr.
White.
"I want to treat everyone who
approaches me, but the herbs and
essentials are hard to find. I am made
aware of these ingredients by a power
from the universe and some of the names
by which they are identified are ancient
names. Some of these herbs are from
places in India, Nepal and Bhutan," said
Dr. Eliyantha White.
Speaking to The Sunday Leader
Dr. White went on to say that President
Mahinda Rajapakse has, in the midst of
all his stately duties looked into the
possibility of establishing a link to
get these herbs so that we can treat as
many people as possible. "Sometimes the
President is talking about the ailments
of various people and their herb and
medicinal requirements from 11 p.m. to 1
a.m. But it is not easy to get these
herbs," explained Dr. Eliyantha White.
"I am not from any political party, but
I have never met anyone as kind-hearted
as President Mahinda Rajapakse who is
concerned about the suffering of other
human beings," said Dr. Eliyantha White.
"Sometimes the said herb is
identified by an ancient name. It is
like telling an international school
child to sit in an asanaya. If
the term sofa or chair is used then he
would have understood better.
Identifying herbs by their current names
is also under study," said Dr. White.
There are also rumours being spread
that my medicine is harmful and that it
is mixed with unknown medicines. I have
treated several athletes and medical
regulations lay down that they do not
consume certain chemicals, steroids. My
medicines have been tested for all these
and have been found to be free of such
ingredients. Infact, far from causing
harm, it has been found that my herbal
concoctions have no side effects,"
explained Dr. Eliyantha White. "I am
able to treat conditions such as
cancers, thalaesemia, spine problems,
migraine, gastritis etc. Now I have
found a cure for AIDS too," said Dr.
White.
‘I can say with confidence that it is
a power — it is a power from the
universe that has been given to me. How
else can I treat this way, how else can
I make the pain go away?" queried Dr.
Eliyantha White.
My advise to the people is to live a
honest life, free of sin. Causing hurt
and pain to others has its
repercussions. The ill we do in one life
— we pay for in another. Many of our
sufferings — as cancers and other
conditions are due to grave misdeeds in
the past. Another very important facet
is that the killing and eating of
animals must stop. There is no greater
ill than that," stressed Dr. Eliyantha
White . |

Saving my special son from the injustices of
the world
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My son is special in every way |
By Ranee Mohamed
His grandmother Ratna Perera was a
celebrated journalist and still sits behind
her typewriter, his mother Malathi Perera is
a personal assistant and his father Ranjan
Perera works in a bookshop, but eighteen
year Chirantha Amerasinghe cannot engage in
either of these vocations because of an
inherent disability.
Having undergone constructive surgery on
the day he was born – October 7, 1990 – at
the Lady Ridgeway Hospital for children, and
more days and hours of painful corrective
surgery thereafter, Chirantha has today
emerged a winner – but a winner confined to
his home.
‘My son is special to me and will always
be," says hard-working Malathi Perera, who
runs helter-skelter trying to make her son’s
life better. She shuttles between being a
full-time employee, homemaker and a loving
mother. Having sold their property and
valuables and spent all their savings too on
the surgery that Chirantha has required from
time to time, they live today in a modest
home – a rented roof above their heads,
which is the only comfort that they have.
Yet Malathi Perera says that she is the
richest of them all. "My son is my greatest
wealth and there is nothing more I want in
life than to see him succeed. He has
suffered so much since the day he was born.
He has been unable to go to school everyday,
not able to visit his friends or set off on
those happy trips," says Malathi Perera.
Chirantha Amerasinghe is a student of the
Gateway School of Computer Studies and a
past pupil of Prince of Wales College,
Moratuwa.
Despite having been forced to distance
himself from all social activities that
other teenagers happily engage themselves
in, young Chirantha manages a happy and
contented smile – wearing it, almost all
through the day. Whether he does it to make
his mother happy, or because he is happy is
hard to say, but their experiences of
success and defeat and the suspicions in
their hearts is causing them an anguish that
they cannot escape from; and the story
coming from a very special teenager, is
disturbing indeed.
"Look at the medals my son has been
awarded with, look at his certificates,"
says his proud mother as his innumerable
awards and honours decorate a small table in
the middle of their small hallway.
Truly young Chirantha has struggled his
way up. Confined to his home after surgery,
Chirantha has, through sheer determination
transformed himself into a computer wizard,
creating software that won acclaims from all
over the world.
In Sri Lanka too, Chirantha Amerasinghe’s
software programmes got first place at the
Young Computer Scientist competitions
organised by the Sri Lanka Association for
the Software Industry (SLASI).
Chirantha Amerasinghe was afforded places
of standing in the years 2005 and 2006
consecutively, at a time when he was yet
another unknown contestant.
"But something went amiss
thereafter with a key person at the top
changing and being replaced with someone who
had a personal tussle with me. This person
who is an ‘enemy’ of mine took it out on my
son, for thereafter in the years 2007 and
2008, my son’s entries were mysteriously
shunned aside. He was not even afforded a
place among the 20 merit certificates let
alone become one of the main winners,"
alleged his heartbroken mother who had never
had a thought for herself and her well-being
in this great quest to bring a smile to the
face of her only child – her special son.
In 2005, Chirantha
Amerasinghe had presented his creation to
the SLASI competition – the Galaxy
Protector. "It was a time when I was
interested in games. I was happy when my
work was adjudged the Best Project in the
Multi media Applications Category," said
Chirantha, who was awarded, first place.
In 2006, Chirantha
Amerasinghe, had presented his Duplicate
File Detection System to SLASI again. "It
was a time when I was interested in
programming," recalled young Amerasinghe.
His work got him a place with Special Merit.
In 2007, he had presented
the software – the Mobile Music Player to
SLASI. By then however, the person who did
not see eye to his with his mother had
assumed a key position. And by a strange
coincidence, though Amerasinghe’s creation
was a special software, his hard work had
not got him any place – not the special
award, none in the three main categories and
none whatsoever in the approximately ten
merit certificates.
Refusing to be
discouraged by defeat, in 2008 again
Amerasinghe had presented his software the
Talking Clock. "It is a creation that says
more than the time. It is a novel multi
purpose software, my very own creation and
different from what is available in the
whole world, let alone in the country,"
explained young Chirantha Amerasinghe.
But somehow or the other,
Chirantha Amerasinghe was ‘thrown out’ -
without even a merit certificate from the
lowermost category or the slightest mention.
This would have been
okay, says this helpless family, crying
tears of disappointment in the privacy of
their humble home in Idama Moratuwa, but for
the fact that during both years in which
Chirantha Amerasinghe was cast aside, a key
position in the SLASI was held by an
individual who did not see eye to eye with
his mother.
Demonstration
"When SLASI called me for
a demonstration, the judges I met appeared
partial and commended my work," said
Chirantha Amerasinghe. "But as I was half
way through the demonstration, I was
frightened and aghast when a bearded
gentleman stormed into the room and began to
comment on my demonstration,’ said
Amerasinghe. The gentleman who had not been
in the panel of judges had voiced his
personal opinion - and had gone on to say
that ‘these things are good for experience…’
and went on to make indirect comments that
he is out.
But fate works in
different ways – cast aside and ridiculed by
intruders at the demonstration – Chirantha
had been able to save more than his work –
he had been able to save his face too when
his work titled Talking Clocked presented in
2008 was downloaded from his website and
used by local and international communities
with applauds, requests and queries flowing
in asking as to how he did it. " Today, it
is being used by many people, including the
visually handicapped," said Chirantha
Amerasinghe proud that his work has changed
the lives of many people in Sri Lanka and in
other parts of the world.
Software
Undaunted, by earlier
disappointments, Chirantha Amerasinghe in
2008 again submitted his software and web
development work to the Young Community
Leader – a project of the Youth Empowerment
Division of the Bandaranaike Centre for
International Studies. The project named
Chiranthasoft mobile services, a mobile
download site brought him great happiness
due to being selected to the semi final
round. It is learnt that over 15,000
applicants responded to this competition and
Chirantha Amerasinghe was selected to the
semi finals – being among the pruned down
selected 120 contestants by the authorities
conducting the competition at the
Bandaranaike Centre for International
Studies.
Chosen
The Young Community
Leader Project transported young Chirantha
Amerasinghe to the seventh heaven when based
on his work he was chosen to be one of the
120 from fifteen categories. As if that was
not enough, he was among the eight pruned
down in different categories, thus becoming
one of the eight in the IT category. "I am
so happy that my hard work has been
recognized, yet the sadness and trauma of my
earlier experiences will give me anguish for
as long as I live," said this talented
teenager who remains confined to his home.
"I am upset by the
happenings of the past, especially after
what happened to my talking clock project
which was kicked aside by SLASI yet accepted
in other parts of the world. If the software
is bad people will not use it," argues
Chirantha Amerasinghe. Amerasinghe who has
designed the Queen of Angels website for the
Church in his neighbourhood said: "I am
moved to tears by the appreciation they have
shown me."
Human feeling has no
place in the world of computers. Data takes
precedence over human issues and bonding. It
is hardware and software that go hand in
hand. But the hard facts of the life of
Chirantha Amerasinghe lead us to think
whether computers, programming and
insensitive data or tears, trials and
tribulations of a special teenager can be
stored in the human heart for longer.
Special
Chirantha Amerasinghe is
a young teenager, he is special for he has
not let his disabilities and his limitations
stop him. "My ambition is to help the
disabled people for I feel I am disabled. I
want so badly to excel in computer
programming and make Sri Lanka come up to
the international level," said this
determined teenager who has no access to the
sleek world.
It is a time to reach out
– to take a softer look at this computer
wizard at home in Idama Moratuwa. It is time
to give him helping hand to the world of
computers, a mighty task only a human heart
is capable of.
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"I am not involved in the judging
process"
The individual holding a key position in
SLASI said that she does not know
Chirantha Amerasinghe and his mother,
let alone cause them any injustice.
"I am not involved in the competition
and judging process and have no say
there," she said.
"I do not handle that procedure – all
applicants are judged by the panel of
judges," she explained speaking to
The Sunday Leader and went on to
question as to who these people are. She
said that she does not know them let
alone have any enmity towards them.
She went on to say that SLASI
conducts the competitions in a
systematic manner and that there is no
room whatsoever for any kind of
irregularity to creep in.
"I have no hand in the judging
process. The data is fed into computers
and there is the first round of
elimination and so forth," she said. |

Remembering Deshabandu Joyce
Goonesekera
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She was great in
every way.... |
T he
Good Shepherd Maria Montessori Training
Centre was deeply saddened at the death of
Selina Joyce Goonesekera, affectionately
called Aunty Joyce by everyone, young and
old.
Born in 1911, she had a
great love for children. When she just
turned seventeen, in the hope of becoming a
trained teacher, she joined A.G. Preston as
a student.
Joyce’s association with
Dr. Montessori goes back as far as 1941 when
she took the third Indian Montessori
Training Course held in Adyar. Wishing to
study further, she followed Dr. Montessori
to Kodaikanal. There she assisted in
establishing the first House of Children for
an international group of children, while at
the same time taking the only advanced
Montessori course given in India.
Invitation
She was delighted when an
invitation was received from the Association
of Head Mistresses in Colombo, asking Dr.
Maria Montessori to conduct the first
Montessori Course in Sri Lanka, to start in
July 1944.
She returned to Sri Lanka
with Dr. Montessori, where she was an
assistant on the training programme. She
supervised the practical work of the
students together with Lena Wikramaratne.
Joyce was pleased that Dr. Montessori
entrusted the continuity of this noble work
to the Congregation of the Good Shepherd
Sisters. After this course Dr. Montessori
requested Joyce to continue helping her in
India, but since her family were reluctant
to let her go, she stayed on at the Good
Shepherd Training Centre, where she
continued to work until her death on
November 3, 2003.
To use Joyce’s own words
‘I enjoy my work at the training centre
where I am appreciated and respected, not
only as a lecturer but as the oldest
Montessorian in Sri Lanka and also the
oldest and only personal pupil of the late
Dr. Maria Montessori.’
Responsible
Joyce was responsible for
starting the first Montessori House of
Children in the Good Shepherd Convent,
Colombo, and for many other Houses of
Children throughout the city and suburbs.
When in 1948 Dr. Montessori revisited Sri
Lanka with Renilde, her granddaughter, they
were present at the opening of Joyce’s first
Montessori House of Children in her
hometown, Galle.
We must put on record the
valued and distinguished part played by
Joyce in helping to establish and promote
the Montessori method in Sri Lanka,
assisting the Good Shepherd Sisters. Her
unstinting devotion, her generous giving of
herself and her knowledge has been an
example of what an educator should be. We
pay our humble obeisance to a great lady, in
the evening of her life so full of
achievement yet so humble. She is an example
to follow; she has taught by example how
best to achieve much with humility. She laid
the foundation and continued to promote the
concept of Montessori education in Sri Lanka
and helped generations of children.
Whole life
Meeting her was a great
experience, for here was a woman who had
devoted her whole life to the cause of
propagating the Montessori method of
education to produce better citizens for the
country. Her name will always be remembered
with love and respect. She was a woman who
worked with missionary zeal and produced
remarkable results. Great was her love for
children and many not loved and cared for
found a home with Joyce.
We ask the Divine
Shepherd to grant to Joyce a place of light,
peace and rest in the eternal kingdom.
— Sister M. Stanislaus
Vas
Director of Training
Good Shepherd Montessori
Training Centre, Colombo

Is it ethical to kill your
ailing pet?
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Animals have feelings too |
By Risidra Mendis
He was once a lovable, playful pet but
today due to old age he has become a
lethargic and sickly ani mal. He may be your
lovable pet dog several years ago, but has
changed with time and age. So what do you do
as a pet owner? Do you make a decision to
look after this faithful pet who has brought
so much fun and joy to your life, for the
rest of its life and until he decides to say
good-bye to you forever or do you take the
decision to put him out of his misery by
euthanizing him?
Euthanasia is a horrible thought
especially when it comes to household pets.
But sadly many pet owners decide to
euthanize their pets for their convenience
rather than putting the ailing animal out of
its suffering and misery.
Two sides
Though many of us would never wish to be
in a situation where a decision has to be
taken to euthanize our pets there are always
two sides to a story. There could be a
serious case where your pet is in constant
pain and cannot eat or drink and needs to be
put out of its misery. But then again there
are genuine animal lovers who would argue
that the animal has the right to live until
it dies a natural death just like all human
beings and should be given pain killers to
ease the pain.
Speaking to The Sunday Leader
Sargarica Rajakarunanayake said euthanizing
a dog should always be the last option. "We
cannot say when a dog should be euthanized,
because I know that many serious cases have
been cured due to proper care by pet owners.
I had a puppy who was paralysed. The vets
told me he may not recover. But I did not
give up on him. I gave a back rub with warm
water everyday and applied oil and today
this little puppy is walking.
She added that there are cases where the
animal has had a serious accident and will
inevitably die and is in pain and suffering.
"In such cases the animal should be put out
of its misery especially if there is nobody
to take care of it. There are many dogs who
live with spine injuries and are paralysed,
some animals can neither sit up nor walk but
their owners are taking good care of them
instead of putting them down. If the animal
is eating and drinking well and is been
cared for by its owners I will not condemn
them for not putting the animal down. But I
totally condemn shelters that euthanize dogs
when they cannot re-home and owners who try
to euthanize their animals when they get out
of control," explained Rajakarunanayake.
"I would never think of euthanizing a pet
dog or even a stray dog. How can you have a
clear conscience when you know that you have
taken the decision to euthanize an animal
that has spent so many years with you by
your side? A dog is man’s best friend and he
or she will stay faithful to you as long as
you show them compassion and kindness. If
your pet has served you faithfully for so
many years it is your responsibility to take
care of him until he dies a natural death,"
says Rukmani De Abrew Wickremesinghe.
Wickremesinghe has never given up on the
suffering of strays just like
Rajakarunanayake and Jayawardene and
recently took in a female dog who was in the
last stages of cancer. The dog could easily
have been put down by Wickremesinghe. But
she together with the help of another animal
lover took in the animal and treated it
until one day, it died naturally.
"Every animal has the right to live. Just
because a dog is seriously ill does not mean
we have the right to get him euthanized. It
is our duty as humans to give that animal
the best of care and make a commitment to
look after the animal until it dies a
natural death. There are many cases where
seriously sick dogs have been cured due to
proper care and medical treatment by their
owners," Udayangani Jayawardene said.
Strays
Jayawardene has helped many strays by
giving them a new lease of life. Animals
with serious injuries that veterinary
surgeons would have opted to put down have
been saved by Jayawardene who still has many
of them with her in her own home. "You must
never give up hope on serious cases, because
through commitment and caring you can get
positive results," Jayawardene said.
According to Veterinary Surgeon Dr.
Nandana Atapattu euthanizing dogs is not a
satisfactory measure.. "I always try my
level best to save the animal. However if a
dog has had a serious accident and has only
a day or two to live and is suffering and in
pain then euthanizing the animal is
acceptable. But I am totally against pet
owners who want to euthanize their dogs
because they are fierce. An animal becomes
fierce due to negligence by their owners,"
Dr. Atapattu said.
Recovered
Dr. S.B.Herath is of the opinion that a
dog should not be euthanized unless if in a
very serious condition. "There are some
serious cases where dogs have recovered due
to proper medical care and kindness from
their owners. Every animal has the right to
live, just like us. We do not like our lives
taken away from us and I believe animals
feel the same way. You have to go through
your karma in life and it is up to us to let
that animal finish off its karma in its own
time," Dr. Herath said.
Dr. E K Thilakarathne once had a case
where a pet owner wanted to euthanize his
dog because it had diarrhea. "I refused to
euthanize the animal. If an animal can be
cured euthanization is not the answer. If we
value our lives we must respect an animal’s
life in the same way too . A human treasures
his or her life even if he or she is
disabled and the same applies to animals. If
an animal is in pain we can give pain
killers. There are many serious cases who
have recovered well. However if the animal
has nobody to take care of it and is
suffering, then euthazining the animal maybe
the only option," Dr. Thilakarathne
explained.
Responsibility
Dr. S.S.B.Dissanayake says he too does
not believe in euthanizing animals. "If a
pet dog has looked after its owner for so
many years it is the owner’s responsibility
to take care of the pet until it dies a
natural death. However there are some cases
where the animal is suffering from cancer or
injuries of the spine and is in pain. In
such cases it is reasonable for the owners
to opt for euthanization. However I believe
the dog has the right to live and should be
given pain killers and kept comfortable
until it dies a natural death," Dr.
Dissanayake said.
Dog trainer Indika Prasad Devasurendra
has a rotteweiler who was given a new lease
of life. Tubby became uncontrollable due to
its former owner’s negligence. The owner
wanted to euthanize the dog. However all
veterinary surgeons refused to put the dog
down. Today Tubby has brought prestige to
his new owner by winning many medals at dog
shows.


Boys — then and now
Us girls met up to have dinner with a
friend who was visiting on
some work. She was accompanied by one of her
colleagues. This lady wanted to know why
she, as a Christian, had been sent to a
Catholic convent for her education. She
answered," My parents thought the strict
Irish Catholic nuns were better
disciplinarians than Christian teachers.
Coupled
" We reminisced how when we were young,
things were so straight-laced that if we
held a boy’s hand, it was tantamount to
having physical relations! At a party, if a
boy asked you to dance, your name would be
coupled with this poor unsuspecting fellow
for weeks to come! Her friend commented
wryly," This discipline does not seem to
have done you all much good!" Now why on
earth would she think that? We are perfectly
behaved, well, most of the time!
Actually, Beautiful Dreamer told me" Now
don’t shriek too loud, right,
tonight!" Apparently we have a reputation of
being a bit rowdy. On this particular
occasion, it was totally the fault of
the host, providing us those delicious Peach
schnapps-based cocktails.
One of the silliest school rules was that
we could not even talk or even show the
slightest acknowledgement, to a member of
the opposite sex whilst in school uniform.
So, because of some girls who had lots of
"brothers" and "cousins" standing and
talking to them at bus stops, we had to
actually ignore our real brothers. My
pal said as a prefect, she was supposed to
set a good example. She had this ardent
admirer who worked in a hotel at Mount
Lavinia.
Ignore
Apparently, she met him at my eventful
18th birthday party. So every
afternoon in his lunch break, he would be
standing at the school bus stop. Then he
would get into the bus and sit behind her,
like a stranger. Then they would get off
near her home, and since there were spies in
every nook and cranny, they had to remain
incommunicado. Then he would cross over the
other side of the road, take another bus and
go back to his job in Mount Lavinia! I
inquired where he was, apparently he had
died. "Of a broken heart? Shattered into
little bits?" I inquired, breathlessly. "No,
child, nephritis," she replied. My
explanation sounded more interesting!
Lots of my friends would tell their
parents that they were at my house, but go
for a stroll down to the beach to meet up
with their boyfriends. Some of them got
caught out by their suspicious parents! Then
I would be given a lecture for aiding and
abetting, whilst wildly proclaiming my
innocence. One smart cookie would tell her
dad she was going out with another friend,
go round the back of her house, ring the
doorbell herself, run back and open the
door, and proceed to have an imaginary
conversation. Then she would call out to her
parents that her friend had come, and off
she would go on a rendezvous! Yet another
girl would climb onto a tree from her room
at night, jump onto the wall and over into
her boyfriends arms. The security guard at
the front of their house was blissfully
unaware what was happening under his nose.
One night she went for a moonlight swim in
the sea, which to us was pretty daring and
exciting!
Innocent
We were relatively unsophisticated
compared to today’s youth. We had good
innocent fun. All this sneaking around was
because we were supposed to be Fast and
Forward with the opposite sex. Because of
this line of reasoning, one of my close
friends was seen by a teacher at the gate of
her house talking to a boy from down the
road, and she got told off severely in front
of the whole class. Her parents did not mind
her Talking to Boys, but obviously this was
not the Done Thing according to some of our
teachers! No wonder this particular teacher
remained a spinster!
I am so glad that my kids can bring home
all their friends of both sexes. Since they
went to a co-ed school, (on my insistence,
after my convent education!) they are
totally unselfconscious with all their
friends. As one dad said, " I am sooo
jealous of my sons men! Look at the lucky
fellows, dancing and holding hands with all
these nice, pretty young girls. My goodness,
I would have got thrashed by my father if he
saw me behave like this! I wish we
were so fortunate. We could only Look!" Poor
babies!
- Honky Tonk Woman

I
have handed it in! the thesis is done
There is no sense of relief. A lot of
people said I would be relieved but I am
not. Nor am I depressed. The moment it was
bound and placed in my hands, my brain
sighed and then said "Now what?"
"Now what?" A good question. Presumably,
I do what everyone else does and get a job
or at least start looking for one. As others
have said "start thinking about a career."
The prospects
A career? Me? Perhaps I could get up
early in the morning, spend hours making
sure I am wearing the right skirt, the right
makeup, the right shoes, catch public
transport and go sit at a desk in front of a
computer with no natural light, dodge the
perverted males co-workers and rush home to
sleep early so I could get up early and do
it all again the next day. You must be
joking.
I could never fit into an office setting.
How could I? I know well enough to not take
part in office gossip but I have found that
not doing that makes everyone else
suspicious of you because they never know
where you stand. If you have a good work
ethic, then people begin to resent you. I
have been in too many situations like that.
Besides, I want to work for a company that I
want to work for. That means that the
company has to be the kind of company that
offers paid maternity and paternity leave,
has a sustainability plan, contributes to
the community and makes sure the workplace
is safe enough for me to work in physically,
emotionally and mentally. I want to know
that the company I work for will have the
guts to fire a top level executive if he
harasses me at work in any way.
A while ago, I became a member of the
Society of Editors in Western Australia.
Quite recently, I have had plenty of people
sent my way so that I could help them with
editing and proofreading their work. Now I
am wondering if that can be utilised in any
way.
Many questions
There are lots of questions though. One
person I am helping has offered to create a
promotional video for me if I start up such
a business and to recommend me to friends. I
have potential clients and marketing already
set up which kind of blows me away.
So what do I do? Do I get a business
license — an ABN? Am I a sole trader or a
contractor? Do clients employ me or am I
offering a service that they can purchase? I
am living in rented property so I cannot
open a business on the premises but does it
count if I have my meetings and editing
sessions elsewhere? Do I register a business
name or operate under my own? What kind of
tangible realistic goals do I put on my
business plan? Is making $10,000 in a year a
reasonable goal, or should it be more like
$40,000?
What if I don’t become an
editor/proofreader and become a writer
instead? Do I still have to get an ABN once
I start sending work off regularly since I
am working for myself? Can I still work from
home even if I am renting? Do I still need
an accountant?
The waiting game
The other option is to twiddle my thumbs
for a month till my grades come back and see
if the university decides to offer me a
tutoring position or a shot at a PhD. At the
moment, both seem rather unlikely.
Of course, I could still apply for part
time or full time work. I will be doing that
but I feel it is rather unlikely that I will
find a position that I want to or can stay
in for a long period of time. I wasn’t born
or raised to do that sort of thing
unfortunately — even if that was the
intention, it went awry somehow.
The other thing is that not going into an
actual career, working for an actual company
is going to give a lot of people I know
heart attacks. I am in a bit of a quandary
here.
Back to the question. What do I do? Now
what? In a month I will graduate. My former
classmates all work for companies,
corporations and organisations. Not a single
one of them has struck out on their own.
Will I survive? I don’t know. I don’t know
if I will have a proper answer in a month’s
time.
Capacity
I am young though, so what better time to
take a risk? Again, I am still not sure. I
have no experience in running a company or
business venture. I have only a handful of
potential contacts but I have the skills,
the ability, and the equipment.
At the moment I am in doubt. This is
something I have always done for friends and
now I am thinking of making the huge jump
towards charging people for it. One day I
will jump right in.
I just don’t know if that day is now or
in the future.
— Marisa Wikramanayake

HUMOUR
The owls
Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his
backyard, hooting like an owl - and one
night, an owl finally called back to him.
For a year, the man and his feathered friend
hooted back and forth. He even kept a log of
the "conversation"...
Just as he thought he was on the verge of
a breakthrough in interspecies
communication, his wife had a chat with her
next door neighbor.
"My husband spends his nights ... calling
out to owls," she said.
"That’s odd," the neighbor replied. "So
does my husband!"
A doctor too
Nancy’s nephew was four when she was
pregnant with her first baby. She allowed
him to place his hand on her belly and feel
the baby kick. His little face scrunched and
said, "How does the baby get out of there?"
She wanted to keep it simple so she said,
"The doctor will help."
His eyes widened in amazement as he
exclaimed, "You have got a doctor in there,
too?!"
The club
Hearing about a dinosaur alive in the
rain forests of South America, a professor
launches a scientific expedition. After
several weeks he stumbles upon a little man
wearing a loincloth, standing near a
300-foot-long, dead dinosaur. The scientist
cannot believe his eyes. "Did you kill this
dinosaur?" he asks. "Yep," replies the
rain-forest native. "But it is so big and
you are so small! How did you kill it?"
"With my club," the primitive fellow
answered. "How big is your club?" "Well,
there are about 100 of us."
Legal eyesight
An old man was a witness in a burglary
trial. The defense lawyer asks Sam, "Did you
see my client
commit this burglary?" "Yes," said Sam , "I
saw him plainly take the goods."
The lawyer asks Sam again, "Sam, this
happened at night. Are you sure you saw my
client commit this crime?"
"Yes" says Sam, "I saw him do it."
Then the lawyer asks Sam, "Sam listen,
you are 80 years old and your eyesight
probably is bad. Just how far can you see at
night?"
Sam says, "I can see the moon, how far is
that?"
That bull
A big-city lawyer was representing the
railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old
rancher. The rancher’s prize bull was
missing from the section through which the
railroad passed. The rancher claimed that
the bull must have been hit by the train,
and wanted to be paid the fair value of the
bull. The case was scheduled to be tried
before the justice of the peace in the back
room of the general store.
As soon as the rancher showed up, the
attorney for the railroad pulled him aside
and tried to get him to settle out of court.
The lawyer did his best selling job, and
finally the rancher agreed to take half of
what he was asking.
After the rancher had signed the release
and took the check, the young lawyer could
not resist gloating a little over his
success, telling the rancher, "You know, I
hate to tell you this, old man, but I put
one over on you in there. I couldn’t have
won the case. The engineer was asleep and
the fireman was in the caboose when the
train went through your ranch that morning.
I did not have one witness to put on the
stand. I bluffed you!"
The old rancher replied, "Well, I will
tell you, young feller, I was a little
worried about winning that case myself,
because that darned bull came home this
morning."
Honesty
An investment counselor decided to go out
on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so
business kept coming in, and pretty soon she
realized that she needed an in-house
counsel. She began to interview young
lawyers.
"As I am sure you can understand," she
started off with one of the first
applicants, "in a business like this, our
personal integrity must be beyond question."
She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you
an honest lawyer?"
"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let
me tell you something about honest. Why, I
am so honest that my father lent me $15,000
for my education, and I paid back every
penny the minute I tried my very first
case."
"Impressive. And what sort of case was
that?"
The lawyer squirmed in his seat and
admitted, "He sued me for the money."
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