In A Nutshell

All in the game

So Merv the Perv also accompanied the prez on his visit to Nepal.  The wags were all hazarding guesses as to why the prez would want the foul-mouthed perv as part of his entourage. Either, to keep him out of trouble – or, to give the thug a lesson or two in kung fu fighting right there at the bottom of the Himalayas.  Oh Dear.  All those wild assess better watch out!

A lot to learn

And guess who was in a right royal blue funk last week? None other than that media diplo-mutt din-karr at the Indian HC.  The man was in all a bother demanding from us to reveal who our sources were in naming the former portly but affable Indian diplo-mutt alok as having engineered a deal here and there all for a 10 percent share.  The silly blot clearly has no clue that a wild ass never reveals his sources.  The man sure needs to be sent back to the school for journos to be taught a basic thing or two eh?  Hmph!

On cloud nine

Dear ole Ess Bee is telling one and all — anyone who will listen that big brother is backing him all the way to be the next common candidate no less! Honestly! When  will these guys get back to planet Earth and function as earthlings? Bally kurumittas the lot!
spoil sport
And speaking of which dear fonny our hero of heroes is now to be used as nothing but a spoiler.  Not the kind you have on the back of your car sweetie but a knight in shining armour! One to ensure that neither king mahindeer nor ra-kneel get 50 + 1.   Oh well!…. we paradisians shall wait and see. After all that’s what we masses are best at. Karmaya eh?

Divine help

While it is all gloom and doom over the GSP +, the Prez rustled up a delegation of the  Father, Son and the Holy Ghost who packed their bags and flew to Brussels pronto to convince the white skin that we indeed deserve the GSP+.
Too little…too late what?