MORE POLE VAULTERS?

Young No Win Dissanayake who pole vaulted to the blues celebrated another year in grand style. Amongst the invitees were the ministering types of the blues. Those that qualify naturally have to be in the A list. But hello.....hello there were a sprinkling from the green camp too. No prizes though for a correct guess, yes siree....Rukman, Dayasiri and Johnny boy. Hmmmm......

EAST OR WEST WHO CARES

There is a mighty big backlog building up for visas of certain types of Paradisians to China, Libya, Iran and Venezuela. Now that there is no Westward Ho the ministering angels are scurrying hither and thither looking for excuses to fly to what’s left of the left countries. “have plane will go,” seems to be the motto......Ho hum

SHY TO SAY HELLO 

What with the Leading types fereting out the inner workings of the Bureau that is tasked with the Employment for Foreign jobs, some of those who enjoyed the big buckshees have gone No Hello, No Hello. Manil the Male who was tasked to train those taking wing, for fat fees, did not complete the job but collected the Full Option.....in advance. But to us Leading types who got his Hello number from his Minister’s house it was a case of “sorry wrong number” not once but thrice. Wonder how the Minister gets in touch with him.....huh?

KISSING GOES BY FAVOUR

Something’s wrong in paradise isle. Whilst Tissa is found to be wanting and granted 20 years on his majesty’s service, Velu’s right hand and left hand goes swinging their arms......wee wee wee...all the way home in a Montero. Daya that is the Master and Georgie Porgie were released to the jungles on bail. So what about the Pee Tee Ay? Only for a chosen few!