Ravana To The Rescue!
By Ravi Perera

The belief that Ravana flew in his flying machine to spirit away the unwilling Sita is an article of faith with our handyman
A few months back, I had two handymen attending to a leak on my roof. Both were youngish, though obviously experienced in their line of work. As could be expected in a country with a high rate of literacy, they were educated in a general sense. Most days I noticed a daily paper in their possession. Hardly an hour would go by without them receiving a call on one of their mobile phones, upon which the recipient animatedly exchanged mundane personal information with the caller.
The Presidential elections were due soon, and naturally our conversation often drifted towards it and other issues facing the nation. One day we were talking about the huge social as well as economic gap between developed countries and our nation when one of them came out with the statement “Do you know that when white men were on trees like monkeys we were making planes that flew to India?”
The other guy, obviously of a more skeptical nature, asked “Did they need a visa to enter India then?”
“What visa that time?” answered the expert on pre-historic aviators of Lanka, and added with a certain pride that “Ravana was a very powerful King.”
In the mind of this handyman, flying was a relatively simple matter, well within the reach of the technological know -how of the era of Ravana, the mythical king. The engines, aviation fuel, the propellers, navigation, the batteries and the thousand other technologies that make a complex machine defy gravity and get to a given destination hundreds of miles away at a considerable speed, about the time when other civilizations were barely conversant with the wheel, were routine matters for the amorous King and his supposedly simian court.
At the time of elections, the image of the vibrant society of yore that is the historical reference point of our handyman is matched by his expectations from the newly-elected in modern day Sri Lanka. Everything becomes possible and every prospect propitious. No word can be spoken by the victorious that is not representative of distilled wisdom and uncanny vision. If the winner says tourism is the answer to our ills, so it is. But if he suggests that it is agriculture that should be promoted the chorus will be only too happy to echo it. Then if the winner says both must be developed concurrently, surely it is a ray of sheer brilliance.
Of course, all the slogans, exhortations and wishful thinking we indulge in have not taken us far. Statistically, we remain a country below the average standard according to most economic indicators. Even if such things mean little to that deluded handyman, given half a chance he would gleefully pack his bags to head to places like the Middle East or South Korea. Whatever the ideology one may profess, a sensible person rarely does harm to himself in personal choices.
The belief that Ravana flew in his flying machine to spirit away the unwilling Sita is an article of faith with our handyman. At the same time, he is also aware that the King’s descendents of the present day not only do not possess such a conquering spirit, but are also far less endowed in skills. It is a reality that they cannot put together even a bicycle that can be marketed confidently. In almost every sphere of human endeavour, whether it is the amount of rice produced per acre, amount of rubber tapped from a tree or the number of pieces of garments produced per machine in a given time frame, they lag behind their competitors.
Except for tea, there is no internationally marketable brand name that we have developed. The reputation of our famous tea is more a result of climate and soil than the effort of man. Mediocrity stares at us from every corner. Shoddy quality, poor service, appalling work attitudes, indifferent management and low productivity have become the standard here. But it is a particular, almost a self confident mediocrity, based on an idea of greatness in the misty past. This vicarious pride has nothing to do with the present, which is only distinguished by its deadening poverty of thought and skill.
Nothing illustrates the hopelessness of a situation in which obvious lightweights are taking on a job for the heavyweights than our world of politics. Taking all those involved in politics, from the village activist to the parliamentarian, we probably have nearly five hundred thousand falling into the definition of a politician. This translates to a very large percentage of our population. If all their thoughts, words and feverish activity have contributed to what is visible in modern-day Sri Lanka, we are not looking at outstanding material here.
It is clear that the idea of politics, as practiced today, is foreign to us. Voting, representative governments, parliament, an active opposition, written laws, an independent judiciary and a public service answerable to the law of the land, are all concepts which do not find a historical base or even a fertile soil here. In the countries of their origin, public service is more or less independent, only provided political directions by the government of the day. For instance, nobody will accuse the internationally-respected BBC of being the mouthpiece of the Labour Party of England, although that party presently holds the reins of power in that country.
Undoubtedly, the origin of these concepts in those distant lands owes something to the particular culture of those societies and the temper of their peoples. That such ideas never developed here, and even when adopted are more abused than used, says something about the values we live by. There is a sense that we either are cynical about them or have only understood them imperfectly.
It is raining again. My handyman’s efforts on the roof did not stop the leaking. In several places inside the house rain water is dripping heavily, flooding the floors. I need to keep large vessels to catch this water. This is Sri Lanka.













IF RAMAYANA IS A TRUE STORY, SRILANKA BELONG TO TAMILS ONLY as the Ramayana never said a word about SINHALA people or Buddhism in the Ramayana but said that the King Iravanan was Worshipper of God Siva and te People also worship the God Siva – that is TAMILS.
Ramayana doesn’t say a word about dirty Tamils. Ravana was a Brahmin and Tamils are all shudras cleaning toilets and plucking tea leaves like in ages past.
Ravana is a Sin Ha Lease. All the Sin Ha Lease had 10 heads those days. They started loosing one by one.Now 10 of them have one head. They retained the mustache though
WELL SAID LANKALIAR
Ravana is a Sin Ha Lease Buddist. He had a honours degree in kidnapping and lying and a Ph. D in Thuggery and Raping from the Presidents University of Sri Lanka. He also owned several white vans. He owned several houses in New York London Colombo and other places. He is the author of Ma Hinder Chindanaya. He could kill many people by doing a humanitarian operation. Ramayana is a true story. Please believe me I am a Sri Lankan.
And Monkeys from India came to occupy Sri Lanka after his death. Now the monkeys want Eelam.
but the donkeys got it
Nice one!!!!
lol! u r funny.. but i believe that the chariot ravana flew away kidnapping sita is a real one and do existed in that time. if u don’t believe, go to google images, type “Ravana’s flying chariot exist”
In Ramayana, Ravana was the evil king.
On the other side, Vijayan was a banished prince who was goood for nothing.
imagine a dumb prince and an evil princess got married and had kids?
-Product is todays Srilanka.
The few responses for this article themselves prove that the curse of this Blessed land is that it is plagued with exactly the type of “enlightened” handymen Ravi refers to. May Gob Bless this land, somehow!
Ravana was a kshatriya, a Dravidian and a Siva devotee. One makes a colossal error of judgement to think the ancients were ignorant of science and technology. That is purely an imperialistic colonial brainwashing. Wake up!
The reply to the article were very amusing. Ravana mythical story is about 5000 years old. Whether story is true or not there is Sita wake near nuweralia, Ravana vertu in Trinco. Ravana did fly to kidnap Sita near Gujarat. Monkey king and his team set fire to lanka. Mahinda also set fire to Lanka from April 2006. Now his men are searching for clues in the Northeast to find any trace that Buddha had visited these places. Mahavamsa is about 1500 years old writen in fear that Buddhisam would be wiped out of Lanka like what happend in India, especially south India with the Hindu saints converting the Buddhist and Jains from the 4th centuryAD. The claim that Sinhalese are the decent of Vijayan whose grand parents were a lion and a princess, this is far from one could accept, Lion would have devoured the princess. second falacy and vulger is brother and sister marrying and had 32 children. Vijayan desendent from this mess that is why he was good for nothing and produced a race of intolerance.
Judging by the responses,it seems to me that except for Sarath Fernando, none of the others have grasped the gist of the article by Ravi Perera bemoaning the present fate of our motherland. Does this echo the words of the author himself – that we are “……almost a self confident mediocrity ?”
Ravi is trying to portraying Mahinda as Ravana the great Tamil King, Lord Siva’s divotee. Mahinda is no where near to Ravana.
Mahinda brought poverty, war, hatred and bitterness in the communities and to the country. The only people who benefitted from Mahinda are his family members, friends and some officials.
More misseries to come to the beautiful island! This is only the beginning.
BEGINING OF THE END