In A Nutshell

Salmon Struck
Salmon Khan started shooting his movie in Sri Lanka this Thursday at a spicy lakeside hotel and who should descend but Anar-kelle and her dear mater. After many “Helloos” and air kisses, mummy dearest revealed that the apple of her eye was here to see Salmon. This is hot on the heels of her little incident in Kandy with Vivek Oberoi. Shaaaa…aren’t we star stuck…we mean struck.

Pre-budgetShocks!

With the prices going up in everything from carrots to liquor, the unwashed masses have been grumbling about how they are getting hammered even before the budget is announced. One minister was all glass-half-full, stating that this time, the shocker comes before the budget and the relief after. We could eat cake till then but the way this is going, we might not be able to afford it. Aiyooo….

Sneaky Elephant

There seems to be a trend with the government that whenever things go wrong, it’s always the fault of the opposition. This was evident last week when the ministering angel for media told journos that the conditions put forward by the EU had been issues that were raised by the opposition, including Ra-kneel. Rather than a little birdie on the shoulder of the EU, it seems to be a mini elephant. Chiropractor stat!

Another  liger?

K.P. who has allegedly switched over from the Dark Side is now in cahoots with the government. Not only is he organising tea parties between the mighty and the Diaspora, he will also be a valuable witness if a war crimes case is brought before the country. It’s all about forgive and forget na?