Nutshells

The Professori and his boss
The professori was in a right royal twist.   After Krishna from Hanuman left following a pow-wow with Mahindeer, the prez insisted he did not promise the 13+. This did not go down well with the bharath types. Professori was asked why he cannot get big brother to say nay to those who are from the western front on the resolution. Professori could only shrug and say “what can I do when my big boss lied!”

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Mahinder Sam At The UN
Mahinder Sam in his speech at the UN was suave and full of flair. When all was good the man suddenly pulled a rabbit out of the hat. He said, diplo-mutts have said big brother will support Paradise Isle against the yankee draft. The injuns present turned pink cause this was the first they heard of such a decision.  Having checked at the highest levels if it was so the injuns have now gone crimson and are livid at the audacity of it all.  Hmmm…. Seems like it is not only the big boss who lies.  But then both have the same first name!

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That Military Training

So the cupboard angels were all ordered to travel to diyathalawe by train. To be told how to march in line. By the military no less. But guess what? The manthrithumas were none too pleased. And not a single boarded the train. Instead they drove at top speed in their plush four wheel drives booked into hotels in N’Eliya and thereabouts and only “attended” the classes which told them how to sit, speak and eat.  Hee! Hee!

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Only Hangmen

There have been 400 applications for the post of hangman. This is one job the women are not crying foul. Cause not one application has been received for the post of Hang-Woman. Hmmm…