Nutshells

The Good Life For Muza

The US National Day was an evening for good cheer and chatter. And there dear Muza treated us wild asses from this ole rag to a gem. Having recently bought himself a spanking new BMW, he justified the up market purchase by saying he spent ‘only’ 16 million bucks when the Mayor for Ratnapura spent 18 million smackers on a brand new car.  Dear oh dear!

The Yankees Go To Town

And the Yankees were in stitches over dear Susie our cupboard angel.  The man had telephoned the Yanks and begged to be the rep for the blue types so he could speak at the event despite the Prez having nominated bitter-village to do so.  Good ole Pat had to politely tell the bloke – “No Thanks! After all the last time you did, it poured with rain!”