SRI LANKAN JOKES – BANNED IN SRI LANKA
A man standing in a long line for food tells the others in the line that he is leaving the line to go to shoot the president. He returns after a few hours and rejoins the line.
“Did you manage to kill him?”, everyone asks him.
“No, that line is longer than this one,” he replies.
Robber meets Rajapaksa
Robber: Give me all your money!
Rajapaksa: Do you know who I am?
I am Mahinda Percy Rajapaksa.
Robber: OK. Give me all my money!