|A Bee is sure
creating more than a splash of discontent in the blue waters...OUT WITH THE OLD-IES
AND now, even pee em Rat Wick is said to be none too pleased with Satellite's statement
that no one over 65 would be given a place in the Pee A and that the oldies should hobble
out of politics. This has been taken as a broad hint that A Bee is the crown prince once
again. And instead of looking for manapa from the voters, the old aspirants are canvassing
would-be em pees for the post as against A Bee.
But Satellite is going all out with her help for Mallo and a cocktail party for the biz
types is being organised by Mallo at the presidential abode to give him a leg-up.
FUZZY & THE GREENS
THOUGH the Pee A has said there should be no manapa battles between candidates, posters
have sprung up all over the place. And when last week Satellite met the Colombo
candidates, she was to rebuke the Fuzzy One. "I know there are people wanting to come
first on the list," she said hinting at Fuzzy. "Because, after the election they
want to form a national government with the greens."
Now if that is not an acceptance of defeat, what is?
TOUGH GUY IN TEARS
EVEN the Pee A tough guys are feeling the heat with the greens having showed they are
up to the task this time round. And none it seems, is feeling it more than the tough guy
himself, the thalagoya from Wayamba who is generally known to strike terror in the hearts
of the bravest.
The Anamaduwa chandiya called on Satellite last week and broke down in tears saying the
green's ex cop was waiting to do him in and that he wanted extra security. And Satellite
obliged by giving him a posse of es tee ef commandos.
SAVING THE ASSES
AND like the thalagoya -- the four legged variety that is -- Satellite has developed
two tongues. Last week she dropped a gem when she told the es el ef pee youth types that
Ass Bee once told her he could kill an anti-govt. ass or two to turn the tide in her
favour. And then on Thursday night on telly, she deadpanned that when she was on a
hospital bed in London she heard that a ministering angel was planning to do the two eds
in and that she promptly called up people at home and had the foul deed stopped. But the
ungrateful eds, said she, were still attacking her.
Now, if she had named the angel then, and had him arrested, the asses would sure have
been grateful! Otherwise, it's nothing but poppycock, eh?.
LENDING A SHOULDER
SOME people sure end up with all the wrong guys in the wrong places. First she was all
mixed up in the Pera affair and next Vanessa was seen in close companionship with the
gun-toting pee es dee terror who got a bullet in his own head last week.
And now the girl has got another shoulder to cry on. And this time it is the comedian
turned cardboard hero, the media-bashing Merv the Big Mouth who is playing knight in
shining armour to the grieving lass.
LAST week Sonna Boy threw in the towel and walked out of the selalihiniya. And in a
letter to Satellite the man griped that he was prepared to take orders from her but not
from ministering angels who wanted appointments made willy nilly at the tee vee