17th February  2002, Volume 8, Issue 31

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ASS-WERE THE GOOD-HEART

At the presidential bash for the ministering angels, glasses tinkled merrily and the blues and the greens mingled in an unusual spirit of bonhomie and good cheer. And turning to that good-natured heckler Ass-were, Satelitte purred with a twinkle in the eye, Azwer, you musn't heckle our members in the house. And rushing to Ass-were's rescue was none other than Mangy who piped in, Oh but it's all done in good spirits. And 

shot back Satellite, Yes, he is a good-hearted chap.

.. and Ass-were is said to be floating on cloud nine these days. 

HEMLINES & AD-DITIONS

 SO the Selalihiniya leg show went into operation last week causing quite an uproar at es el r cee. And to add more colour to the show, some 86,000 smackers was spent on a sticker to adorn the backdrop to the news. And as one wag commented, all this for a mere sticker when the corporation is bunkoloth.

But that's not the end of the story folks. Livid that the leading types exposed the impending exposure on the front pages, the selalihiniya boss has now declared war on the leading sheet and when ads were being scheduled last week, orders were given that none be directed thisaway.

Boo hoo!

 

SHIVER! SHIVER!

CHANUKA, one of the wanted Hot Garden offspring staking a hideout down What-ala way last week made a frantic call to beloved bro Mahen. The reason? A posse of Mohamedans, fezzes and all, had been spotted skulking around the lane where Chanuka and spouse Daff-nee are hidden away. Brother Mahen didn't waste a second and rushed some beefy security types to the scene from his very own braveguard to protect the sibling. Only to find the Mohamedans were on some very private, personal mission.

Phew! The guilty sure don't rest easy, what?

 

SOME FATHERS DO 'AVE ' EM!

MEANWHILE, cossetted away in far-flung Balangoda, the other wanted Hot Garden sonna, Low-han, is given to calling up papa and discussing the weather up there on occasion. After all, hiding away from the long arm of the law, it sure must get boring with no skulls to smash up to while away the time.

And papa has been telling legal eagles that the whole sad story involving his sons will be over in a month and the darling puthas shall be absolved of all blame, so there! 

 

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