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shot back Satellite, Yes, he is a good-hearted chap.
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and Ass-were is said to be floating on cloud nine these days.
HEMLINES
& AD-DITIONS
SO
the Selalihiniya leg show went into operation last week causing quite
an uproar at es el r cee. And to add more colour to the show, some
86,000 smackers was spent on a sticker to adorn the backdrop to the
news. And as one wag commented, all this for a mere sticker when the
corporation is bunkoloth.
But
that's not the end of the story folks. Livid that the leading types
exposed the impending exposure on the front pages, the selalihiniya
boss has now declared war on the leading sheet and when ads were being
scheduled last week, orders were given that none be directed thisaway.
Boo
hoo!
SHIVER!
SHIVER!
CHANUKA,
one of the wanted Hot Garden offspring staking a hideout down What-ala
way last week made a frantic call to beloved bro Mahen. The reason? A
posse of Mohamedans, fezzes and all, had been spotted skulking around
the lane where Chanuka and spouse Daff-nee are hidden away. Brother
Mahen didn't waste a second and rushed some beefy security types to
the scene from his very own braveguard to protect the sibling. Only to
find the Mohamedans were on some very private, personal mission.
Phew!
The guilty sure don't rest easy, what?
SOME
FATHERS DO 'AVE ' EM!
MEANWHILE,
cossetted away in far-flung Balangoda, the other wanted Hot Garden
sonna, Low-han, is given to calling up papa and discussing the weather
up there on occasion. After all, hiding away from the long arm of the
law, it sure must get boring with no skulls to smash up to while away
the time.
And
papa has been telling legal eagles that the whole sad story involving
his sons will be over in a month and the darling puthas shall be
absolved of all blame, so there! |