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CAT-FIGHTS
And
so miffed is he, A Bee has now begun taking swipes at Mahinder. And
referring to a leading interview with the guy where he was described
as a 'street-fighter,' A Bee made a cutting remark that the house by
the diyawanna is no street for Mahinder to be having street-fights.
But
Mahinder is a man who can recognise a joke when he sees one. And he
laughed it away saying that what with A Bee's constant foreign
travels, he must realise that the house is not in LA either!
MORE
SECURITY PLEASE!
AND
having flown back to paradise after a long, lazy holiday while his
supporters were being beaten up in the electorate, A Bee called up his
right-royal buddy, the green chair man Malik and griped that his
security had been cut down and he needed more.
A
man with a sense of humour, Malik laughingly replied that with the
kind of statements he had been making about Mahinder and ensuring
further splits in the blue camp, the thankful greens would give him
all the security he wanted!
ON
THE COUCH
Malik
also had a not too kind word for his one-time pal Satellite when she
once again refused to swear-in Ass Bee to the samurdhi portfolio. And
when a media wag asked what his comment was on this, replied Malik
that her behaviour is so erratic she needs a spell on the couch. The
psychiatric couch that is! Hmm....
SURPRISE,
SURPRISE
MEANWHILE,
Ravi Kay was notching up another year the day he was supposed to be
sworn-in to cupboard rank. And when Satellite heard it was his
birthday, she clicked her tongue in annoyance and announced she sure
wasn't going to give 'that man' a gift on his
birthday and postponed the event.
But
wifey more than made up for lost presents by giving him her own gift -
a surprise party, with
the pee em in attendance! Happy B-day ole boy, happy b-day.
INNERVIEWS
MANGY
is not a man you can keep down for long. He has now started yet
another sheet under the name Irida Lakmina
and instructions have gone out to give it a semblance of
independence by running interviews with green types - before the
bashing begins. And in its first issue, the rag took a swipe at
Mahinder, Katana-pulle and Fow-zie writing that they could be working
towards a Satellitic impeachment.
And
a furious Mahinder called Mangy up and asked him to please stop the
dirty tricks whereupon a very apologetic Mangy feigned ignorance and
said he would talk to the scribes concerned...
CONS-PIRACY
POOR
Satellite is getting very jittery what with the arrest of Hot Garden
and the grilling of Pee Es Dee terror Nihal Karoo, quite oblivious to
their high-handed activities. And she griped that all this was a
conspiracy to do her in and that after
everything is over, Ra-kneel's security type Soo-dut would
march in to her abode and shoot her.
Hmm..
but once again Satellite seems to have got her wires crossed. To begin
with, Soo-dut is no longer in the green bosses security contingent! |
