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SPILLING
THE BEANS
POOR
Satellite seems to be in a blue funk over whether her pee es dee blue
eyed boy Nihal Karoo will do a jump and then spill the beans.
So
she despatched the sis with the beautiful eyes to approach a mutual
pal of Karoo and herself to find out whether he will do a pole vault.
The friend however reassured her that no such thing will happen and
that Satellite should rest easy.
Satellite
it seems has a lot to worry her pretty head about if Karoo opens his
big gab. After all, he’s the keeper of her dark secrets and a little
bird whispers that even in the petrol shed deal, it is to Karoo
Satellite turned when she wanted a reliable signatory as a director
and so it came to be Karoo’s mama-in-law who did the honours.
Hmm....
the skeletons it seems are threatening to spill out fast and
furious!!!!
DOUBLE
TALK
AND
Satellite was in such a state of panic that she even called Karoo’s
wife to Prez House before leaving the shores of paradise and had a two
hour chat with the gal. And just to show wifey how concerned she was
for hubby’s well being, she hopped on the line with the pee em who
was in the hills of Senkadagala and spoke earnestly on behalf of Karoo.
No sooner the chat ended Ra-kneel turned to party boss Malik and
remarked he was sure Karoo’s family would have been within earshot.
After all, said he, Satellite had sung a different tune to what she
had been telling him earlier about Karoo. And guess what pee em. You
were dead right!
THE
REPORT
THE emirs landed
in paradise to re-negotiate the Monara deal with the greens and
initially put up a grand presentation of what a wonderful job they had
done with the Monara, with Tim Clarke leading the way. Later during
chow time, the greens were asked what they thought of the presentation
and in reply, the defensive and aviating one passed a document which
had the emirs quite red in the face. It was a report and survey by Org
Marg which had been hired by SriLankan itself on their performance,
and the report was a damning indictment on the running of the airline.
Hmm...so much for the presentation!
RUFFLED
FEATHERS
LEGAL
EAGLE Aitch El de Silva who was nominated to the constitutional
council by Satellite has ruffled quite a few feathers and raised more
than a few eyebrows by appearing in the court that is supreme last
week.The understanding was that no practising eagle will be appointed
to the CC since they have to decide on the appointments to the supreme
and appeal courts. And if they accept the posting they should not
practise, but with Aitch El appearing in court last week the union in
the opposing side sent off a letter to the cee jay protesting citing a
question of ethics. And with Aitch El
calling for the cee jay’s ouster citing ethics of all things,
Sarath no doubt is having a mighty laugh. Tch! Tch!
ROAD
SHOW
AND
so the opposing leader put up a big show proving to the country he is
still a man of action who can bring the crowds to the roads. And to
prove his point and taking a swipe at the detractors from his own
camp, the man said the pee a does not need to hold anyone else’s
ears to stand up. It was a shot on the rathu sahodarayas and
the likes of AB and Mangy, who were looking to the jay vee pee to
organise the protest campaigns. And as a punishment, despite a show by
AB, the man was not even given a speech. Boo Hoo...
MANGY’S
SEARCH
THE
pee a has hit hard times and cannot even find a homegrown ed to run
the new English paper which a bird whispers is on the pipeline. Not
even Loo -shun is good enough for Mangy anymore and he had to ask
their newest advisor, Paul Harris of Telegraph fame to do the
honours.The man however declined stating he would be a con-sultant
instead. Oh well Mangy, we are told Ari the rubber singhe is prepared
to give a helping hand just like in the old days if you ask ever so
sweetly. Hmm......
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