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THE
SIGHTS
CHIEF
negotiator for the Tigers, Bala, has been missing in action for a
while now with nary a peep from the old coot regarding matters peace.
The man has neither been seen nor heard of in Ole Blighty and even the
Norsemen have had no contact with him, leading to concerns about the
peace process.
But
now the leading types have solved the mystery of the missing Bala. It
seems, mama-in-law has hopped across to Blighty from down under and
being the dutiful son-in-law Bala is busy showing her the sights a’
la big bens and Trafalgars. And the Norsemen are hoping
Bala in the process will not lose sight of the peace process!
BOUNCING
BACK TO HEALTH
AND
back in the presidential abode in paradise, the Bandas were huddled in
family conference last week where Satellite, A Bee and the sister with
the beautiful eyes were hotly discussing the family fortunes in these
difficult times, what with the Raja Pakses breathing down the family
business — the es el ef
pee. And the first concern was how to keep A Bee healthy given his
penchant for walking with Johnnie and looking regal with Chivas. And
the akkas were particularly con-cerned after Mallo said he
dreamt of the matriarchal mum what with being superstitious and all.
So now a decision has been taken to get Mallo some healthy treatment.
Hmmm .. at least Mallo can now look forward to another trip.
What?
A
LARGE ONE
BUT
it seems that it isn’t just the akkas who are worried about A
Bee’s health but also the green types. None more so than class chum
and green man on the chair Ma-lik who also showed he has not lost his
sense of humour. Ma-lik was cornered by some green types at a party
recently who asked why he
had authorised a large security contingent plus vehicles for the man
when he is going around attacking the greens.
Replied
Ma-lik, the large contingent was because the man was large and added
it was in the interest of the greens to protect A Bee, for as long as
he is in the opposing camp they will continue to bicker and be the
opposing ones. With friends like that would A Bee need enemies now eh?
A
COURTESY CALL
AND
that politics is indeed the family business was more than evident last
week when the gee es em boys called on Satellite with the Emir
Chandiya in tow. And there they presented Satellite with a satellite
phone worth $700, all on the house of course. Not bad no?
Well
we leading types can only repeat the words of Abba: Ring, Ring,
Why don’t you give me a call...
CLIPPING
THE WINGS
THE
green types also sure believe in making merry while the power lasts
and the ministering angels are flying in and out like there’s no
tomorrow. And with the issue becoming embarrassing the Pee Em has now
put a stop to all unwanted travel and asked the angels to stay put.
And yes folks, Ra-Kneel ain’t the most popular guy these days with
the ministering angels.
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