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Doubting
Thomases
The sec who has the name of the most famous batsman of
yesteryear from Down Under as his first name held his birthday party
at the Oh-Boy-roy, two days after the court that is supreme shot down
the 19th amendment.
Among
the invitees was the eternal loser in Lankan politics — the clown
prince. The man was in a great mood thinking the government would fall
soon and he would finally become someone and was doing the rounds
repeating a joke. The clown boomed, four Thomians have got together
and screwed a royalist. He was referring to the four legal eagles who
drafted the 19th amendment, Mara Panay, the man who defends the
country, Gee El the professori, Chokka Boy, and the Attorney that is
General. And a little birdie at the do, whispers there was a twinge of
envy in his voice given the man’s tendencies obviously preferring to
be the Royalist at the receiving end of the four Thomases! Chee Kay!
THEATRICS
The Pee Em, Ra Kneel was none too pleased at being accused
of using the movie theatre Satellite built for herself at TT to watch
movies with her pals. He had to buy his own home movie system because
Satellite had taken the cinema equipment with her.
The
only thing she left behind was the pool and that too only because it
could not be carried away, the Pee Em was heard lamenting. And adding
for good measure, the man said given the Pee A’s record he won’t
take a dip in that one for being bathed in mud. Tch tch!
Blooming
Flowers
Peace
talks can be tiring and in an effort not to say too much sometimes one
can put the foot in the mouth to stay out of hot water. When a wild
ass asked the one who is reforming the economy what happened at the
peace talks, he claimed that he fell asleep during the talks.
Not
put off by that, the wild ass wanted to know what was on the next day.
Pat came the reply. “ No idea. I came here to look at orchids”.
May a thousand flowers bloom seems to be the man’s philosophy what!
Pillow
talk
Green eyed opposition politicos are crying foul, alleging
that pillow talk has resulted in the fair Sureni being appointed as
working director over the silver screen. “Yati thala pahasukam
dila” they mutter, angrily.
Sureni was recently spotted in the house by the Diyawanna,
buttonholing politicos of the green kind.
Strangely, Rohit Boggels took great pains to avoid the fair
damsel, ducking hastily when he spied her.
hearts
on fire
Boggel’s troubles are not over. The subject
of jealous love, a bird who loaned the man one million smackers for
his election campaign is the latest victim after Boggel’s wife
screamed abuse, hinting the lady and her husband are engaged in an
affair of the heart.
The
accused is furious, alleging this is the thanks she gets for all the
support she lent Rohit.
Sniff,
sniff...
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