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Intoxicated
Despite all the haggling by the opposing
types, Ra-kneel still has a sense of humour. Last week, he was
entertaining some foreign visitors at Temple Trees. Our man held sway
about the history of the Araliya Abode.
Way down in history, the abode was nothing more than a store
house for Arakku and the rooms were filled with the drunken
types, so the man related. “Now the inhabitants are only drunk with
power,” Ra-kneel told the guests with a cheeky
smile. Hope there is medicine for the hangover. Hee, hee.
Naked
Truth
One guy who was not amused last week was A Bee the Clown
Prince. He returned home last week from his annual sojourn in the US.
This time, he had chosen the city where the angles get lost to rest
the limbs. A dizzy Clown Prince was on his way out of the plane when
right at the door, lo and behold, his pants fell off. Being the size
he is, the chap found it a bit difficult to bend over and pick’em
trousers.
An anxious Clown Prince was looking behind to make sure that
Mangy was not around. For who knows more than him what a pain in the
butt such types could be. Ouch!
The
Elixir
Clown Prince’s woes did not end with the detrouserings.
When he got home, there was no water. The angry returnee fired a call
to Asaad Sally, the mayoring deputy. Blasting Sally’s brains off on
the state of affairs, Clown Prince demanded a bowser of water. And
pronto Sally boy dispatched one.
Since all citizens are equal, there is a message here folks.
Next time when the taps go dry, just call our boy Sally for a bowser.
And your taps will never run dry.
Usually
Late
Satellite is still sticking
to the old schedule of getting late. The good lady fixed a Thai
Pongal celebration at the Presidential Abode for Saturday. A full
three days after the real thing.
Waiting
Game
Akashi the good man from Japland was in town and wanted a tete
a tete with Satellite. But she was in no mood for such talk, what
with them from the land of the rising sun
pitching all help for the peace talks. First, Satellite said
can’t, then said can, then can’t, then again can, finally can’t
and can’t it was.
Afterall, a lady can change her mind, can’t she?
Bad
News
Ataullaaah, the rebellious type from Es El Em Cee is finding
it the hard way how tough it is to topple a leader. Last week, he
trooped into Wije the Dasa, the PC type who has been advising on how
to topple Hakeeem. The news however was not good, the good PC told
Ataullaaah and Hafrath.
But despite the bad news, Wije the Dasa is doing brisk
business advising all those who want to take pot shots at the
governing ones, waiting in line for a meeting was Suraj the Dud-deniya
who is after the Labouring One.
The
Honeymoon
At last Chumuditha got hitched. The attesting witnesses were
Ra-kneel and the chief opposing one Mahinda. After the ceremony, a
camera was in Ra-kneel’s face wanting to have his good wishes on
tape. “Well I have done my part, now it is up to him,” Ra-kneel
said, tongue right in the cheek. And the Chum we are told sure lived
upto expectations. Hmm...
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