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Springing
Leaks
The Pee Em has had little support from the armed ones as far
as the powwows with the striped kind is concerned. Recently, Ra-kneel
was heard complaining that many of the leaks on matters marine have
been from none other than the chief himself. Determined to prove a
point as far as waters surrounding Paradise is concerned, the bearded
kind are not only waging war with their striped counterparts, but also
bent on releasing secrets that are privy only to the chief of the
mariners. And now a little bird whispers that Satellite has also
jumped the band wagon much to Ra-kneels ire.
Strings
Attached
Guzzling the stuff that cheers is nothing new for Mallo. At a
recent do at a former deputising angel’s abode, Mallo was so happy
he didn’t even notice the cross stitch in his trousers had managed
to unzip his pants.
Dropping the string hoppers on the floor as he ate, Mallo was
oblivious to the giggles around him as he ate and drank with nary a
care in the world — dropping indiappa into the revealing gap
as well in the process.
Sis Satellite was also in attendance and was soon on the
floor, tripping the light fantastic to a baila beat — her
acting skills to the fore she twirled and giggled as her subjects
clapped to tune. But it was Mallo who took the noodle with his no
strings attached show. Hoo!
Fixed
Machine
Rewards were the order of the day for some opposing types for
bringing in the most number of yakkos for the jana bala
meheyuma. The prizes however were not all received with glee.
Janaka T from Dambulla bagged the first, winning an overseas trip. The
second, a computer went to Berty from Anuradhapura way while the last
was to Katana-pulle who won a fax machine.
Pulle who has been sidelined lately was non too pleased with
small mercies and returned the gadget saying he had a better one at
the Royal abode back in Katana. Good
show man, good show.
Jumping
The Bandwagon
Satellite recently winged her way to the land of the Injuns,
hoping to lobby support for her war for peace campaign. Uncle Vajpayee
however was not interested, dodging the issue much to Satty’s
dismay.
Addressing the pouting Satellite, Uncle Vaj ducked the issue
citing America’s war in Iraq as being of greater consequence than
little Lanka’s fragile peace process.
Now Satellite has become a champion on talking to the Tigers,
much to the chagrin of the Reds. Hmmm...
SMS
And Love Lines
If anything blossoms within the UNF, it’s romance and the
recent record of the love struck legislators proves this in ample
measure.
The love struck dame with a Moon-like face is carrying her
late Rajarata father’s mantle. She was busy mooning over the love of
her life when the governing types met for a singsong to celebrate
Labour Day at the New Town Hall. The lover is no less than a
pint-sized people’s representative from a Maduwa of ill fame due to
the political violence during the Pee A regime. The romance however is
high tech and blossoming.
Their labour of love at the UNP’s May Day tamasha was
watched with amusement as they furiously sent text messages from their
mobile phones, calling each other every now and then, oblivious to the
presence of the better half. Guess new flowers bloom under the moon of
love, eh!
Food
For Thought
Satellite is a firm believer that a way to a man’s heart is
through his stomach and recently while in ole Blighty, she hosted a
party for the Reds and invited the self exiled leader, Soma the Amara-lion.
Satellite is desperate to make it back with the support of the Reds
and the small matter of wooing the killers of her hubby is no big deal
it seems. That sure is food for thought for the kiddos what!
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