18th May,  2003, Volume 9, Issue 44

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Chickening out

With Satellite’s little dummy move on the Dee Eel Bee, accusing stares and barbs were being directed all over. And some were coming unlucky Kadi’s way. The story was that the unlucky one journeyed all the way to Nuwara Eliya with Mangy boy on tow to impress upon the good lady that the board should be taken over, and should be taken over now.

Now that the move has spiralled over and beyond unlucky Kadi’s head, he sang a different tune. Meeting an acquaintance he said he only "went to Nuwara Eliya to brief her on the Numbiar report and got sucked into this."

Talk of letting the side down. Tch! Tch!

 

Clown act

The Clown Prince was on a PR job of sorts recently. Appro- aching the chief opposing one he said that the two should put aside all differences and work together. "But we don’t have any differences, no," came the very opposing reply.

With all the competition on the nomination for the next presidential contest in mind, Clown Prince mumbled that it was about leadership: "if I become number one, you will be number two, and get all you ask for" he assured.

With a life long habit of counting the chickens before the hatching, the Clown Prince always ends up with egg on the face and here was yet another example, the opposing one’s sidekicks were heard commenting. Clown all right.

 

The snub

Satellite was not in a happy mood last week. She was particularly piqued with all the foreign birds landing paradise way to settle problems. So it was with Norseman Peter the Sun. When he flew over to get the peace mouths talking, he sought an appointment with Satellite.

No can do, was the very curt reply. The Norsemen should know better that they had not given her adequate time to slot the Sun in. She needs at least three weeks prior notice, and the bogged down peace moves were not reason enough to change the schedule.

The lady is so, so, busy doing...what? Hmm...

 

Red hot

Despite the tete a tetes with Satellite and clan, the Red brothers are not too happy over the way things are going. Aumunu, the one from the hills got a taste of the distaste when he approached one of the Red types soon after the Dee Eel Bee saga to ask for support for public protests. "Haven’t you guys done enough damage?" was the answer. Now is that a yes or a no?

 

Sporty gesture

The green committee that is working was taking up the issue of allegations of corruption and abuse when Ra-kneel intervened. He spoke of the allegations against Johnny Boy, the sporting one and said that there was no truth in them and the poor fella was innocent all along.

Ra-kneel’s little quip however had two ministering angels going red, Dr JJ and Boggles — the two angels who have had allegations right, left and center. So we guess those naughty allegations still stand, eh?

 

Wedding gift

And talking of Boggles, here is the story of one too short. Recently the em pees were sending the hat around to get a matrimonial gift for the Golden Lover from Katane at the House by the Diyawanna. And the hat went around 50 em pees and ended up with Rs 49,900.

Last man poor Boggles was short of Rs 100.

What with the banks breathing down his neck for loan repayments, who can blame him eh!


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