10th August,  2003, Volume 10, Issue 4

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NUTSHELL

Dinner with the Watchdogs

Satellite hosted the watchdogs of the nation including the head of the guild that is the editors Siri Runner-Sinha to dinner at the Presidential Abode last week. As usual she walked in to the party one full hour late accompanied by her pet dog. Some of the watchdogs were so taken up with the pet canine that they started petting it and feeding it from the food set aside for the watchdogs, only to be told by the sec not to feed the pet dog as it gets special food. Not the stuff set aside for the watchdogs, invited or otherwise. Grrr... 

Hotdogs

Rubbing the salt in, Runner-Sinha got a call from Ra-kneel the next day reminding him that the watchdogs were now reduced to feeding Satellite's pet poodle. Ra-kneel also inquired why Runner-Sinha and the lot do not visit Araliya Abode; "Is it because I have no dog, eh?" Ra-kneel bid farewell by telling the ed that he might not be having a dog, but if they called over he most certainly could give them hot-dogs. Hoo! Hoo! 

The real thing

Mai-tree, the better half of the hot-dog giver, will be off to ol' Blighty next month to complete her Phd at the University that is London and will be away for six months. The schol was accomplished by her own doing and not through state patronage. The Lady will return with the real thing and not with an elusive certificate like some claim to have from Sore-bonne. Hmmm...

the ed

Before the feeding commenced though, the watchdogs lined up to be introduced to Satellite. Standing at the end of the line was none other than the chief opposing one. When she came up to him Satellite queried "Who is this?" No wonder, remembering her own quip some time ago that the chief opposing one was a reporter. Not one to miss a beat, the chief opposing one replied "I am no longer a reporter, now I am an editor." Well said ole' boy, well said.

Fear tactics

Like father like son. Sa-jith, the junior of the Running Lion has been up to old tricks down Hum-bun-tota way. Recently he met with some stock brokering types and said that things were not going well for the Greens and that they needed support.

The brokering types were at a loss to understand how the market could sway the votes down Hum-bun-tota way and the doomsday scenario. But the young lion later was heard saying that he was using a bit of fear tactics to get support for his projects. And the guy in his own words has got support for 49 projects. 

Justice JJ style

Our Dr. JJ is a man who cannot be kept down. When his son landed in a soup by assaulting a cop, JJ was right there by the poor cop's bedside. No he was not there to ease the pain, at least not of the cop.

Armed with goodies like Nestomalt worth Rs. 3000, our good doc pleaded with the cop to drop the charges. And before he left the bedside, JJ dropped Rs. 5000 into the man's pocket for lending an ear and a bit more. Now that is justice, JJ style.


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