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Deaf
story
Ra-Kneel
was in a jolly good mood last week when he attended the birthday bash
of the Professori at the Paya that is Visum and moved around the
tables making small talk.
And
given the man's party mood, he was being witty as well and when one
wild ass who the previous week was at Satellite's bash reminded him
that she had claimed he ran behind her calling her akki, akki,
Ra-kneel was not lost for words either.
"Oh,"
said Ra-kneel, "our Satellite has been short of hearing from a
tender age and always got her 'A' s and 'K's mixed up." Chee!
Chee!
Threatening
talk
Talking
of Professori's party, also among the top dogs were the one to whom
nothing is foreign, Tyron the Appu and Charitha the Hot Garden from
the ministry that doesn't finance.
And
sidling upto Hot Garden, our Appu jokingly said it seems, the one that
does not finance reacts only to threats as was the case with Ass Bee
and A-Lick the Ash Temple who threatened to quit over a case of motor
bicycles and he would like to do likewise.
"What's
your problem?" asked the one that does not finance and Appu said
that half his Ministry allocation has been cut and unless it is
restored, he would also quit.
Thankful
it was only a joke, Hot Garden said "consider it done." Now
Appu is to hold the man to his word. Ha! Ha!
Trading
places
Our
Satellite as revealed last week was con-sulting all manner of
soothsayers, kattadiyas and what have you in search of better times at
the presidential abode and taking the predictions to heart as well.
And
one word of advise was to shift the office Satellite operates from to
another room for better vibes and shift she did.
Good
ole Satellite has now moved to a smaller room way back in the
presidential abode and is looking out for the good times to waft
through the windows. And throwing a wet blanket on her enthusiasm was
another soothsayer who said the good times will be a long time in
coming. Now Satellite is
planning to move again. Sin no!
Cock
fight
Given
the infighting in the Pee-A that good times will be long in coming is
not hard to believe either with Mangy telling the vernacular Lanka-deepa
in a powwow that the Clown Prince must be dreaming if he thinks he is
gonna be Pee-As candidate for the election that is presidential.
Clown
Prince did not find Mangy's plain talk funny and getting on the buzzby
gave the man a bellyful with Mangy giving as good as he got.
And
the opposing one who leads, Ma-hinder the Raja is standing in the
sidelines and laughing his guts out. But the joke in Green circles is
that it is Ra-Kneel that will have the last laugh. Hmmm.
Sales
promotion
We
have all heard of the French Marie bread, cake and all that but what
takes the cake in good ole Paradise is the cabinet of angels who have
come up with a novel idea to meet the bumper crop of paddy.
The
angels have now decreed that the em pees at the house of tunics on
Diyawanna will no longer be given paan for their five rupee break
feast but kiri bath instead to promote the rice sales.
And
given the size of the tunics' bellies, not a bad idea either, what!
Food
for thought
After
Ra-kneel announced a bountiful of goodies for
the em-pees from September at the group meeting of the Greens,
the tunics were all revving to go at the pee-see polls and in the
house of tunics against the Pee-A and made their intentions clear when
the very (no pun intended) night the Green man who likes to use the
whip, Sam the man hosted the back-benchers for a party with Ra-kneel
also in attendance at the hotel by the sea Galkissa way.
And
the young Green turks in high spirits were boasting that they were
waiting for the likes of Pee-A's New Village and Dee-lan to try their
antics in the House to mete out good ole fashioned justice. Tch! Tch!
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