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Blackmail
A leopard will surely never change its spots. And ole
Teelanga has been true to form issuing dire warnings that if the noose
gets tighter he will not go down without a minister or two. His
threats have been taken with a pinch of salt. After all, if the man
names a ministering angel he will only further rubber stamp the recent
tell all confession with a confession of his own. Grr...
Cry
halt
And Teelanga was not done with the threats. Finally meeting
with Ra-kneel, he bared his heart pleading innocence. Ra-kneel however
was not prepared to lend a shoulder. Instead he scolded the buzzby
chief saying the Ess El Tee is not his private property and to restore
the stolen ads to this rag pronto! Howzzat for a googly!
heavyweight
Bout
At the recent meeting in the Swiss Alps of those concerned
with the rights of the human kind, two Lankan angels — one an ex and
the other in power — lodged complaints against one another.
Both legal eagles, John with the right interior was spotted
strolling into the committee hearing in full suit with a podiyan
in tow carrying his files in true black coated style. Attired in
similar fashion Nimal Siri-Parlour, nicknamed Archemedes by
colleagues, however was seen huffing and puffing carrying his own
files. How’s that for a sure sign of which one is calling the shots.
Return
Strike
Mahinda Sam is president of this commission and Nimal
Siri-Parlour appeared in tie and coat with a case load of charges
against Interior John. One complaint made against John was by
Thalagoya of Anamaduwa fame. John however had done his homework and
swung into the committee with no less than eight files, all holding
damnable charges against Thalagoya. The expats on the committee were
left befuddled, finally telling the two to go home until they could
figure who was naming who and the case was suspended. Now if that’s
not a free holiday, what is eh?
Last
as usual
Satellite will never mend her ways. At a recent jaw with
eight members from the Divulpitiya Pradeshiya Sabha she asked them to
come at three in the afternoon but only saw them an hour before the
witching time.
With nary an apology she barked unceremoniously at the eight
members as to which one had been in touch with the Pulle from Katana
way, charging he has been the root cause of many skirmishes within the
loving folds of the podu peramuna. The guilty member was forced
to explain he had received two telephone calls from Pulle while at the
Presidential abode as he had borrowed the ex angel’s car to come
visit Satty and Pulle was frantic why his car was still missing eight
hours after the action with Satty should have taken place. Tch! Tch!
Coming...
coming... gone
And Satellite’s tales of always late never end. This time
around she was the chief guest at the blue and gold ties giving away
of prizes. The programme was to begin at 3 p.m. The Pee-Em too was an
invitee but dodged and asked the one who consumes, a fellow Royalist,
to attend.
Ravi Kay arrived promptly on time, kicked his polished heels
for a good 45 minutes and left in a huff as the lady was nowhere in
sight. Not that Satty would have minded, what!
In
the blues
Hearing that Richard from Galle is planning a pole vault,
Satellite summoned him for a cosy tete a tete. Determined to
convince the man to stay within the warm folds of the peramuna,
the Prez sent a special limo with a podiyan to carry the
southern dissident to the presidential abode.
Her timing however was wrong this time around too and the
prez limo was racing towards Galle when Richard was already knocking
at the gates of the Janadhipathi Mandiraya. Ha! Ha!
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