of the greenhorns in the house by the diyawanna behaved in a more
crude and crass manner than even the more seasoned em-pees. Screaming
abuse and calling the sadhus every name under the sun, the loudest of
the baying bunch was none other than sree-pathi who marked his maiden
entry into the portals of the house that day.
egoistic blot went a step further after giving a mega performance
throwing insult after insult at the bhikkus. Determined to prove his
worth he sashayed upto the wild asses and boasted with glee that in
round two they had three votes confirmed and their man was sure to
win. When the final count was done however the man sure looked more
green in the face than blue. At least his bilious expression finally
silenced his vile tongue. And it was then the turn of the greens to
crow - Sadhu! Sadhu!
batting clean was Captain Cool. Having cried foul at being bowled
clean by Satellite, Captain Cool this time around was taking no
chances. At the poll for Dew, the Captain having crossed his ballot
made sure to display it to Maithree-Pala telling him to take a good
hard look and make sure he saw that he had crossed in favour of the
not, Captain Cool maintained he would be blamed if the alliance lost.
And having done his duty by big mama, Captain Cool retired to the rear
benches to enjoy 40 winks. But before Captain Cool could say howzat!
all hell broke loose and the sandhanaya types staged a performance
that would have had won loud applause from the pathala lokaya types.
As for Captain Cool, normally in the thick of a performance he was
this time around only a spectator. He however failed to clap after
round one of the third rate performance. Hmm.
sandhanaya angel who got his wings into a twist last week was the
Pulle from Katana. He was the first accused when the two monks went
missing. Confronted by the blue-eyed monk of the Urumaya, the Ven.
Dhammaloka, Katanapulle yelled he was innocent. He cried he had never
set eyes on the rebel sadhu as he lived 25 km away from the chief
dissident monk. And even after the urumaya had accepted Katanapulle's
story the angel was not satisfied and called the asapuwa seven times
in one day insisting till he was blue in the face that he was
innocent. Well, St. Peter when confronted denied Christ only thrice so
Ole Pulle has certainly scored!
now its party time for the Alliance. Even before a government proper
is in office the party lights are out and it is time to spill that
Wednesday Mangy had cause for celebration. Not only is the git once
more an angel but marked another notch in his birth calendar. And it
was time to be gay and make merry. This time around Mangy had the
official home of the chairman of the port to light up those party
lights, blow out the candles and swing his hips to the tunes of Linkin
Park. Happy birthday old boy! Happy birthday!
like a leech to his corporation job is Bookiepala who even from his
hospital bed is not averse to lobbying those that can help the schmuck
make those big bucks. Having first boasted that he could deliver the
monks to the sandhanaya, his promise fell flat with the sadhus
spinning the ballot for speaker in favour of the greens last week.
the Bookie is not outdone. While all those who held corporation jobs
resigned with the election of the sandhanaya to office, Bookiepala is
determined not to let go. And
this time he sent word to the new deputy angel Row-hitter to come see
him and talk about the ess ell tee.
Row-hitter sent word back that he is not up for purchase and told
Captain Cool about the Bookie's overtures. Well, well, this was one
horse that sure let the Bookie down, eh?
that angry Tiger Col. Karuna? The latest on the grapevine is that the
man is being debriefed by the hamudawa and may soon be leading those
elite units of the LRRP into the Wanni thicket to smoke out all those
who hail Ole Velu. So watch it Prabha, just watch it! Before you can
say rata perata, Karuna may have you by the neck of your striped skin.
talking about rata perata, the rathu sahodarayas bible and all that,
the latest slogan on the block dogging the footsteps of the rathu
sahodarayas is Rata perata Mahaweli harahata. And there lies the short
and long of the sandhanaya. It yet remains to be seen how Wee Flower
and his comrades can deliver without accepting first to be an angel
and give power to the deflected wings. The man failed to tell the
masses that their promises can only be delivered haraha the Mahaweli.
all hell broke loose at the house by the diyawanna last week, a little
bird whispers that Jeff the Mutt at the house by the lake is set to
enjoy a free for all ogle. The blot has apparently told his fair
companions to come to work wearing those '80s type pants that are oh
so tight. And the gals are mad. Jeff may not know it yet but hell
certainly hath no fury like a woman thus scorned!