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Satty off to blighty....
Following fiasco after fiasco being enacted by those
yakkos in the House by the Diyawanna sittings have been put off till
next month. And Satty unable to control her motley brigand is off to
ole Blighty to party. The Prez sure has cause to celebrate for her
first-born is to swear the Hippocratic oath.
Well, well, big mama has not been able to whip those
hypocrites in the house but we sure hope Yaso can someday do the
needful. Congrats ole girl! Congrats!
Hasty retreat
And Maa-hinder, the Pee-Em had never ever seen anything
like it. Adjusting his 'kurahan malaya' Maa-hinder knew when enough
was enough and despite yells and screams by his more foul mouthed
angels demanding he tell them what to do, Maa-hinder was having none
of it.
Elbowing his way out of the parliamentary isles Maa-hinder
had never before made such a hurried departure from the House by the
Diyawanna as all hell broke loose behind him. He drove post haste to
his ministry where he sat in isolated splendour to dwell sadly on the
depths to which the once august house had sunk to. Dear, dear. Such is
life ole man eh?
The
denial
And Wee-flower having once been a member of the wild
asses was hard pressed to renounce old habits. Hardly had the battle
of the goons got well under away in the house last week before the git
was spotted snapping with zest, photos of the ugly mob.
But the one who speaks was none too pleased and chided
Wee-flower at the meeting of the leaders. Wee-flower lied that he had
used his cellular to snap some photos. The one that speaks insisted
that he himself had spotted the Rathu Sahodaraya breaking all house
rules and demanded to know why Wee-flower was uttering one more
damnable lie. Wee-flower finally admitted, defending his actions by
saying if others could do it why not him? Well, well, and the silly
blot dares to take high ground. Wee-flower sure can head the list of
hypocrites what?
Gay
times
We know there are many types in the House by the
Diyawanna who favour their own gender for matters of the heart. But
who would have thought the sadus would be hot favourites for those gay
types in the UPFA eh?
The matter came down to brass tacks on Tuesday when the
monks were not only pushed and shoved but also had their privates well
and truly manhandled. Some of those angels certainly favour the
saffron robed types and knew exactly what to grab and where. Who said
the monks are only worthy for their dhamma eh? All this may well kiss
goodbye for good the dream of a dharmarajya - for the monks at least.
What can we lesser mortals but say, Sadhu! Sadhu!
Dark
Ages
The recently appointed Rathu Sahodaraya He-rath, the
angel looking after matters cultural and heritage is a busy blot. The
silly git is seen during day running hither and thither inside his
ministry. Nay not to perform all matters official, but is busy as a
bee switching off lights while matters ministerial await his
attention. And the karyala karya sahayakas are finding it difficult to
keep up with the minister being subjected to performing the more
menial task of switching off all lights.
The only chance the clerks get to share some brightness
is when the burly minister is long gone and away. Hmmm.
Scrum & tackle
And ole Rowf was once more in a dither. This time it
was over the naming of two more national list angels to the As El Em
Cee. The angel telephoned Malik the one that presides as chair over
the U-En-Pee and using rugby parlance said "don't try to sell me a
dummy. You can sell a dummy to a stand-off but I'm a full-back and you
can't get past me." Also a rugby player of repute, Malik could only
laugh stating he knew full well Rowf's ability to tackle.
But the matter ended well and the U-En-Pee the
following day agreed to nominate Rowf's chosen angels.
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