Satellite hit 59, the occasion indeed was another historic notch in
her colourful life span. It was a day for kisses and wishes and when
Satty made her entry into cabinet the day being a Wednesday, she was
greeted with a large bouquet of flowers held jointly by the partners
to the sandhanaya - the Pee Em and Wije-lion, the rathu sahodaraya
representing fisheries. A special bouquet from Mangy was also the
order of cabinet that day. Well well, happy, happy birthday ole girl -
this rag of course has no bouquets for thee, but those brickbats we
sure will keep floating aplenty. Hee! Hee!
and all, Satty will be hard pressed to mend her ways despite her
growing years. After a long and arduous wait those khakied types who
were stuck like glue on the lower rungs of the depo finally got their
promos. But Satty is never one to miss a trick. And she was not about
to let the commission that is police take the credit. So instead, she
organised a party all her own and invited the khakied kind including
those from the commission that is police.
Satty as usual was going to be three hours late. Determined to keep
those traps the cops like to yap shut, she doled out a buth packet to
each and every Johnny of the khakied kind no sooner they set their
polished boots upon her step. The lady sure knows the way to a man's
heart is via his tummy, even if it is thru a buth packet, eh? Atta
at the function for the cops who pray was there large as life but ole
Nihal Karu for whom the courts have issued a warrant for arrest. The
wanted git was master of ceremonies no less and the cops had to grin
and bear instead of pulling out that warrant and slamming the man then
and there in shackles. The warrant of course like the scarlet
pimpernel is another story - there one day gone the next.
former PSD toughie was not manacled even when he arrived with Satty
all the way from ole Blighty. Instead he was whisked out free as a
bird via the lounge that is Vee Eye Pee and is walking around having
the last laugh. Now who said only Satty is above the law eh? No way
sister, there are others too, provided you cling hard enough onto that
the stories on these cops will never end. A little bird whispers that
the head cop for the Cee Eye Dee has been ousted from his rightful
place at a conference that is Interpol and instead we hear the man of
the hour Punya was asked to go. The reason being Punya junior is in
love with the Eye Gee's duwa and family ties are impending. So Punya
senior is in for a bright tomorrow as long as sonna boy keeps those
love lines busy. Hmm.
Clown Prince is never tired of tripping on his toes and acting the
clown. This time he announced those serving types at the Bee-O-Eye
would not be allowed a free trip to the Lion City. But who gave this
man the power to crack the whip? After all we all know how he took his
servants no less on world tours and how all those other trips were
paid for by ole Patty whose bro the Clown Prince has now ousted from
the Bee-O-Eye. The Clown Prince can sure give the thick hide of a
rhino a run any day eh?
governance at a standstill since the advent of the sandhanaya,
jokes about our Satty are being released to the market fast and
the story goes was observed by daughter Yaso howling, hollering and
jumping for joy in her Presidential office, claiming she was the
big Mama was jumping for joy at her taking the Hippocratic oath, Yaso
gently said it was no big deal. Shouted big Mama, "no big deal? I
just finished this complicated jigsaw puzzle which said 3-5 years. I
did it in one month!"
that explains the plight of the nation, eh! Hmmm.