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Double
act
Telephone
lines were buzzing nonstop over the so-called alliance of the Cee Jay.
Was he or was he not there was the question on everyone's lips. The
next day the joint opposition met with the Pee Em to make
representations to summon the House by the Diyawanna. And since the
discussion focused around these scenic surroundings the members
thought it pertinent to ask the Pee Em what he planned to do if indeed
the Cee Jay had been sacrificing his honour and all that down by the
Diyawanna way. But the Pee Em and the Cee Jay have been longstanding
buddies - one having stood as best-man at the other's wedding. And the
Pee Em was quick to rise to the defence of the Cee Jay saying none of
the utterances of the khakied kind hold water and that the male gigolo
detected by the cops was a Cee Jay look alike. Dear, dear what next in
this isle of nineteen million, eh?
Showing
the door
And
the khakied kind are in real hot water with the black coats.
Wedi-sinha is the favoured outcast among the black coated fraternity
after he tried to charge a legal eagle. The silly git later made it
worse by accusing the judge no less of foul play. And having insulted
and defamed the black coats the thick-skinned cop had the gumption to
try and enter the canteen reserved only for those with a black coat
down Hulftsdorp way. But those black coats would have none of it and
stopped the man at the door demanding he take the long way around even
after he swore it was not food he was seeking but a short cut to the
opposite door. The black coats for sure won this first round and were
all smiles as they watched the despised cop beat a hasty retreat,
scurrying away with his tail between his legs. Heh! Heh!
Food
for thought
In
these troubled times at least one man can be happy that despite his
subtle games all has been forgiven. And that is none other than the
Injun busybody Sen who stands accused of cutting the grass from
beneath Ra-kneel's paws. But Ra-kneel not only has katte pittu, as
described by Satty, he obviously enjoys hob-nobbing with those who try
to undermine him. And he displayed this very versatile quality by
hosting ole Sen and his better half to dinner no less by way of
bidding the Injun busybody a fond goodbye.
Opening
eyes
The
jokes are coming fast and furious as Satellite free falls on her
promises to the masses. This one tells how Satty was jogging to keep
fit what with all the arduous work ahead of her when she spotted a
little boy with some pups. Halting in her tracks she asked the kid
from where the pups came to which the little un replied they were just
born all brand new. Satty then quizzed which party they belonged to
and the smart little boy replied they all belonged to the Sandhanaya.
Beaming with happiness Satty patted the kid on his nut and continued
to jog her way. Two weeks later the Pee Em from the Lion City was down
and after having hosted the man to a queen's banquet she suggested a
jog. The two were pounding the earth when once more Satty spotted the
kid and the pups. Determined to show-off to the Pee Em Satty jogged
upto the kid and asking after the well being of the pups inquired once
more for added effect to which party they belonged. The kid without
batting an eyelid answered to the Urumaya. Shocked Satty asked how
this could be given that he had told her only two weeks ago the dogs
belonged full scale to the Sandhanaya. But the kid was quick to point
out, "Yes Ma'am - but that was soon after they were born. Now
they have opened their eyes.." Well. well. spoken from the mouth
of babes what?
The
joker
Dancing
his cares away recently at the Capri was Merv the foul mouth. He was
in strange company, but the man's behaviour was strange enough so none
complained. He was hobnobbing at this "Peduru Party" with
those from the Divaina Group, a group of newspapers that has been
consistent in attacking Merv ever since he broke into the Divaina
editorial to give a wild ass a verbal attack in raw filth some years
ago. He was doing his best to patch up and even entertained them by
howling a song about King Kashyapa and dancing the jig there. Not all
were pleased about the presence of the obnoxious mouth and there were
too many male guests muttering that their vital organs might suffer
'attack' by the uncouth politico who was recently in the game,
grabbing below the belt two em pees of the Urumaya kind. Seeing
Aj-eeth Gunewar-dhane of insurance fame, some of them jokingly
contemplated introducing a new insurance scheme - for those male
parts!!!
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