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Custom
made man
New
Village, the loud mouth from the hills, was in for a rude
shock recently at the airport. He arrived after a short trip
and pronto bought a big TV for 120,000 smackers at the shop
that is free of duty. At the counter where the customs kind
keep watch he was told by a deputy called White Lion that his
very short stay overseas did not allow him such luxuries. When
loud mouth inquired as to what he should do, the deputy White
Lion replied that he better return the gadget fast. Loud mouth
beat a hasty retreat and return the TV he did.
When
a colleague later asked White Lion why he was so stern, the
man said that to the guy who ran away with the Mace, he had no
leniency. Gotcha!
The
Casanova
Merv
the big mouth, yet another loud mouth has been waiting for a
chance to make amends with the monks. What with his squeezing
antics at the House by the Diyawanna that left one robed type
bed ridden and under the knife as well. After some effort he
got the desired meeting and went to meet the monk at the
Asapuwa to patch up matters one on one. He went armed with Ata
Pirikara and spent quite a bit of time on all forms making a
point that he was a changed man now. He went as far as getting
on all fours and worshipping.
After
a long chat, Merv got up to go but had one caveat. He told the
venerable monk that he could follow all his advice but cannot
follow the strictures on the sura mera and the kamay
sumitchchara done... The shocked monk told associates later
that it was all ok to do but the man should not have such
cheek to tell so to a monk. Oh well, if ole Lucida does not
mind, why should we, eh!
star
gazer
Satellite
is hell bent having the reigns to herself as long as she can.
And nothing is beyond her. Schemes and plans have been hatched
to get Ma-hinder the Prime one out of office so that she could
get in.
And
being quite the believer of stars, she recently got down two
star gazers to the abode , one a poosari type and the other a
very manly female and gave the two all the details on the time
and date Ma-hinder the Prime one had taken oaths. The gazers
have now cruised the ocean to Injun land with the details and
what they are up to with the details only the stars will tell.
Sin no!
riding
home
Dust
has begun to settle on the controversy involving the Cee-jay
and a lady lawyer who were reportedly discovered in some
compromising position down Diyawanna way during twilight hours
recently.
But
the incident, the veracity of the allegations and counter
allegations apart, had a young opposition politician, Sag the
rat leader from the deep south thoroughly amused. The
politico, known for his great wit was in high spirits as he
hosted some friends to a sumptuous dinner at an upmarket
restaurant in Colombo where he queried them in all innocence,
whether they knew what the similarity between the cee-jay and
the Car-gills Food Cities was.
As all shook their heads collectively came the gleeful
reply - "Well, it is all about doing things gedara yana
gaman" (On the way home) Ouch my boy, ouch!!!
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