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Tongue
N Cheek
A
quick drive...
Hi
People,
Chee
Chee has been very
busy during the last few months. What, with all those Old
Bens arriving from Down Under. The first to land was the former
Kottangchena cricket captain from the '60s,Tony the Appah Thurai.
Appah left almost a quarter century ago. He still looked fit as a
fiddle and did not feel shy to admit that Lady Pam was still an
active member, "down under." Skanda the former Board type
had a garden party to receive Appah. He had to serve dinner early as
the Kottangchena boys were quickly into their stride. Half an hour
more to serve would have meant a quick drive to the Tamil Union for
Skanda to replenish the bottles that cheer. Following him was Blind
Pereira who could never sing a single note. No, not even Noel, Noel
during Christmas. Still a complete TT he has even turned vegetarian.
MulChirry however was happy for him as his wife was yet to turn
vegetarian.
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Chee
Chee was good at Scrabble. This is what he came up with.
GEORGE
BUSH: When you rearrange the letters:
HE
BUGS GORE
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY
ROOM
EVANGELIST:
When you rearrange the letters:
EVIL'S
AGENT
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST
IN PRAYER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A
ROPE ENDS IT
THE
MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters:
HERE
COME DOTS
SLOT
MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters:
CASH
LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS
NO AMITY
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN
HITLER
SNOOZE
ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS!
NO MORE Z'S
A
DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters:
I'M
A DOT IN PLACE
THE
EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters:
THAT
QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN
PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE
PLUS ONE
And
for the grand finale: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you
rearrange
the
letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only once):
TO
COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
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A
fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.
Hoping to find water, he walked towards the image, only to find a
little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with a bunch of
neckties laid out on it.
The
Arab asked, "I'm dying of thirst, can I have some water?"
The
Jew replied, "I don't have any water, but why don't you buy a
tie? They are only $150. Here's one that goes very nicely with your
robes."
The
Arab shouted, "I don't want an overpriced tie, you idiot, I
need
water!"
The Jew replied "OK then, don't buy my ties. But to show you
what
a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that over that hill there, about four
miles, is a nice restaurant. Walk that way; they have all the water
you need."
The
Arab begrudgingly thanked him, then staggered away towards the hill
and eventually disappeared. Four hours later the Arab came crawling
back to where the Jewish man was sitting behind his card table.
The
Jew said, "...I told you, about four miles over that hill.
Couldn't you find it?"
The
Arab rasped, "I found it all right. Your brother wouldn't let
me in without a tie!"
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Politicians
and diapers - need to be changed for the same reason
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Ta Ra and see you next week
Rabbada
Aiyah
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