Rathu Sahodarayas it seems are into the habit of spying.
Recently, when a Leading scribe spoke to Adhi-curry, a
secretarial type for the minister that is agriculture, he
revealed that the Red types had a spy working inside the
Leading rag providing information about the goings-on.
that they would be getting anything more than the Sunday dose.
All that we know is out there in the public domain come every
Sunday. And it is a pity the Reds don't put their spies to
better use by trying to spot the Tigers in the city, eh!
the Clown Prince is living upto his name. And now he is
obsessed with the headway that Ma-hinder the premiering type
is making. The Clown we hear was peeved with the reception
Ma-hinder got in Injun Land, especially the meeting with
Soniya, the Gandhian lady. AB has been raised to believe that
the Gandhi's are the sole property of the Bandas.
Banda took wing to Injun Land hoping for similar treatment.
But despite all the media hype Clown Prince could not get an
audience with the lady - not even after an extension of the
trip by three days. But to pacify the sulking clown, he was
promised an audience asap. Sin no!
Leading types were recently on the hunt inside the board that
is all water, and the members were talking on record. So much
so that they even agreed to get a union type to talk to the
Leading rag. When the union chap was informed he was a no
show. But the man had buzzed Thonda who in turn had buzzed
Mangy, and pat came the order to all and sundry at the board
that no one is to speak to the Leading types. And now we know
why. So much for fighting corruption. Hee! Hee!
is not only at the watery board that battles are brewing. Last
week when the board of the Salalihiniya, the idiot box type
met, it nearly resembled a boxing bout. Barbs were flying high
between the chairing man Zoo-hair and the clean general
directing affairs Nee-Shantha the Runner-tunge. The new Blue
and Red government is very obviously getting a baptism by fire
with deals already holding center stage. What! Ahem! Ahem!
one Siri-parlour too was huffing and puffing last week, this
was after the wild asses splashed details about a deal
involving Three-posha. A very angry sounding Palour called the
amiable Prem-jayanth the secretary that is general of the
Sandanaya and said that all this was Mangy's doing and that if
a stop was not put soon enough, Mangy's dirt too would be in
public. Poor Prem had no option but to agree to put the reins
on Mangy. But Mangy boy is pleading ignorance, which of course
means the Parlour beating will continue apace. Ouch!
here is the latest joke on Satellite. The dear lady was taking a
walk in her very Presidential lawn when she was struck with a very
big stink. Looking around she came face to face with the words
"President must go" written on the wall with very stinky
stuff. The lady walked upto the security types and screamed herself
hoarse that they could not prevent the s..tty letters from going up
on her wall right under their noses. "I want you to find out
who did this today," ordered the lady and walked off.
that evening, the head of the PSD walked up to her sheepishly and
said, "Madam we have bad news and very bad news."
Satellite wanted the bad news first, which was that tests had proved
that its Ma-hinder who was responsible for the stinky stuff. "I
knew, I knew, betrayed by my own kind," wailed Satellite, and
asked "now what's the very bad news."
madam it is Ra-kneel's hand writing." Chee! Chee!.