after proclaiming to offer unconditional support has however been
angling to be named a cupboard angel. All this after the schmuck has
sworn till black and blue to wild asses that a portfolio for him is
not on the cards. Last week the silly git armed with a shopping list
of demands sought a tete-a-tete with Satty. He made one request
asking if he could come see her in the company of Mangy who had
acted as kapuwa and brokered the party's crossover.
Satty said "No." A little bird whispers Satty is none too
pleased with the likes of Mangy after the silly blot has been vying
for the company of Wee -Flower. Hmm. And here we masses were all
thinking Mangy was Satty's blue-eyed boy. more like a black eyed pea
has not had a good week. She was livid after Wee-Flower was
portrayed on the selacine calling her names and saying she did not
have the guts to do this and that without the support of the rathu
was way over line when he said Satty spends many a night having
nightmares that Ravi-Kay is ragging her about handbags and what not.
And what pray was all that about bibikkan eh?
was furious when she heard the diatribe. She has now called upon the
general secretary of the sandhanaya to issue a warning to Wee-Flower
that the only explanation she will accept for his unforgivable
diatribe is nothing short of a public 'I am sorry.' Dear, Dear,
Wee-flower for sure needs a lesson in mind your language by the good
old Brown! Maybe mangy would happily oblige if not the clown prince.
what with all this battling of words the rathu sahodarayas are also
split. Some want to support ole Satty while others are all out to do
battle. And at a recent chit chat of the gits, Non-plus the
Gunatileke loudly voiced his discontent with Wee-flower.
bone of contention was that Wee-flower seems to be two-stepping to
the tune of Mangy and Satty forgetting in the process the principles
bla... bla. bla. on which the peramuna was founded.
blushed furiously at the jibe and jumping up shouted "tis all
but a lie." He then yelled this is all a campaign on the part
of the aliya types to tarnish his name and his glowing locks.
"If you want me to attack her I will," he yelled. Well,
well for sure we masses have now been earmarked to hear more
bibikkan talk! Just go ahead and bat ole boy, we are all but willing
in ole Paradise isle!
rathu sahodarayas are certainly getting carried away - flush with
righteous will to implement a dahasak wew programme the angels are
set to take flight. Instead of all that fire and brimstone the
sahodarayas are now talking about establishing a museum all in the
name of that father of all projects, Dee-Es the Sena Leader.
the aliya types can't stop laughing. Soon, they say, the rathu
sahodarayas will be ready to cross benches and side with the eksath
jathika pakshaya. Dear.
here's the latest about our Satty.
little boy wanted 50 rupees very badly and prayed for weeks, but
nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter
requesting the 50 bucks.
Lanka's postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, Sri
Lanka, they decided to forward it to the President.
President was so amused, that she instructed her secretary to send
the little boy a 50 rupee note.
President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little
little boy was delighted with the 20 bucks, and decided to write a
thank you note to God, which read:
God: Thank you very much for sending the money.
I noticed that you sent it through the Prez house and those idiots
have deducted thirty bucks in taxes! And Satty for sure was not
smiling when she read this note. Heh! Heh!
with elections for the hot seat due next year and Ma-hinder being
the frontrunner for the Es-El-Ef-Pee nomination, the clown prince
has decided to stake his own claim and is on the verge of launching
a vernacular rag to push his case.
it is the name of the rag that has Ma-hinder in fits of laughter.
The name, Diva-Sara.
one wag said, at least the diva part is quite appropriate given the
clown's antics. Tch! Tch!