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Missed
dinner
The Cee Jay since having damned Ess Bee
to hell and damnation for the next two years is now on a red alert.
Having traditionally graced the lawyers end of year bash, votelights,
each year he informed the black coats that he cannot attend the
glittering function Fry-day. The reason being, according to the Cee
Jay - a security alert. The Cee Jay is now watching his back after
having forced Ess Bee to lie on a mat and take drill exercise for
two years. The country situ, Cee-Jay has told the black coats is not
good. Hmm...
Turn
coats
Remember how Boggles and his worse-half
dragged a young lady before those legal eagles after the git had
penned his heart out to her? Anyways, last week Wije King-party who
was supposed to be looking after the interests of Boggles' former
lady love instead did what the lady says was the dirty since Boggles
and Wije are now on the same side. The schmuck struck a deal with
Boggles and moved to persuade the lady to withdraw the case.
The lady who has not only been harassed
but been dragged to court and all, even whacked in the process with
potatoes and onions by the Mrs is livid the lady is now considering
reporting Wije King-party to the bar for having done the dirty minus
having sought her consent. Dear, dear all is certainly not fair in
love and war, eh?
Name
dropper
The two-year jail term served on Ess
Bee was the talk of the town last week. But man about town Purr-bath
was talking faster and louder than all the others. So much so, a big
wig from the aliya side finally phoned the blot and asked what he
had to do with this all important case.
The man cried "Nay" to all
the quizzes but claimed he had only acted once as a go-between to
whisper a message to Ess Bee from the Cee Jay. Now, now, ole man if
this is not contempt of court what is?
Nuptials
galore
Not only does the UNP now have a
national organiser currently serving a two year sentence at Welikada,
two of its young members are also to be subjected to life
imprisonment in the first quarter of the new year.
In late January, it would be young
Karu-natilerker from El-pitiya tying the knot with Anu-pama who is
soon to be followed by the former deputy of power and energee, Sags
from the flood prone Deni-yaya. The computer whiz girlie is said to
be Lucky indeed!
Back
row consultations
With the professori making a case for
permitting of the Ess Bee to come to parliament on Thursday morning,
the lucid arguments obviously had an unnerving effect on none other
than the Clown Prince himself. And of all people, he was rushing to
Wije King-party, the infamous PC occupying the back row in the House
by the Diyawanna for a legal consultation. Tch, Tch- it sure pays to
be truly educated, Bandaranaike or not!!!!
Gems
A-Missing
The antics in the House by the
Diyawanna not only left two members bruised but set the rumour mill
at speedy work about some precious gemstones, blue sapphired to be
exact that adorned the mace having gone a-missing since that fateful
mace breaking Wednesday.
The creator of the piece of art-Ess Pee
Charles was there on Friday morn to recieve an award for his
exquisite work. But of course there was Wee-Flower shouting that
Charles should have been there on the mace grabbing day. It was also
the first time since 1947 that the creator had a close look at his
creation. Though the creator had no access, many a destroyer did
have access, what do you say eh?!
The
visitor
Hultsdorp was abuzz Friday afternoon
when Chiefbeltwearer who has just been appointed the commissioner
that is high Down Under having a close door meeting with the justice
that is chief. What's up was the question in everybody's mind. But
those close to the chief say it was only a courtesy call.
Hmmm.
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