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A
Woman's Wrath
The
ministering angels are furious that Tara is calling all the shots.
This time it is Mangy who is muttering all things dark and abusive
after Tara told some to look for a new media angel. Mangy must go
she says. Oh dear. and Tara we hear has full backing from Satty who
is mad as a peahen with Mangy for breaking bread with the Red caps.
Hee! Hee!
The
Big Shot
Bookiepala
back in the limelight after telling those cricketing blots not to go
dine with Warne called Murali in an attempt to deny the fact. A
pastime the schmuck has all the time in the world for. Buzzing
Murali he said, "I am not trying to undermine you. If I were, I
would take on the likes of Satty, Ranil or the Justice that is
Chief." Apparently the Bookie does not take on lesser mortals -
the likes of Murali and kind! Hoo..
Influence
Peddler
And
while Bookiepala controls cricket aid, guess who is profiting big
time? Hashan of former test cricket fame. The blot is to be paid a
monthly package of Rs. 75,000 to Rs. 90,000 out of tsunami relief
funds channeled to cricket aid courtesy the Bookie. So much for
charity. Is it little wonder the prat could not manage to motor down
to Waters Edge and greet ole Shane, eh?
The
King
The
army has now gone and jumped headfirst into the deep end. Mahinda
Ram, a sidekick of that hoodlum Mervyn, as well as peddler of hash
and casino king, was seen cutting the ribbon to a spanking new pool
for those in the army to take a dip. And gracing the occasion was
the chief no less who perhaps did not know he was in the company of
a gangster no less. But, this is Paradise isle after all and the man
we hear is also buddies with ole Satty. Hmph!
Merry
Go Round
The
Red caps, a little bird whispers, are being sent from pillar to
post. This time, Wee-flower, varnished nails and all, is at the butt
end of the joke. Fuming that Satty is to now introduce private unies
the reds are threatening full scale war. But after complaining to
Mangy they were pushed instead to go see Dinesh who has in turn told
the blots to go seek out Tara the boss. Oh dear! This may just be
the last straw, what!
Nuptials
Sagala
the rat leader is to tie the knot with 'Lucky' the sis of Sha-litter
on March 11. Its to be a green-blue alliance - at least this time
around - and the dress code folks - sweatshirts and jeans. My, Myee...
What pray are all those aunties and granny's gonna wear,eh?
An
after life
Ole
Clinton of cigar fame and Bush senior arrive today with a special
message for Satty from George junior. The message is this.
"There is life after the presidency." Please, please take
their advice ole dear. Please. we beg you. in the name of all that
is blessed in this ole isle, get a life.
Moving
House
Now
its shifting time for the Bandas.
The sis with the beautiful eyes is to move bag and baggage to
President's house. The Clown has moved to Visumpaya. And the home
that housed Mrs. B, down Rosmead way is being renovated and let to
Shan of Paradise fame to be transformed into a boutique style hotel.
Well... well. we all have to earn a living, eh? After all, all good
things will finally come to an end and one must eat. But the
question is how the authority that is urban in development gave the
nod for the renovation in a residential area. Aha!
Slippery
Customer
And
the moving bug may just catch on. For the abode owned by Satty also
down Rosmead way had a viper in its nest last week scaring to death
the tenants who have a phobia when it comes to the legless kind. Now
the theory is this. Given Satty's poisonous gab the polonga may have
just about touched base with the right place. Hee! Hee!
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