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Double
dealing
Poor Mangy, now the tic in Satty's eye,
nearly blew a gasket when he heard that Satty had summoned the
chiefs of the state press for a tete-a-tete. Mangy was in pastures
beyond this ole isle but nevertheless phoned Satty pronto and
demanded she not meet with the heads until he was present too. What
with him being media angel and all. But Satty being the wicked witch
she is agreed, but then went ahead with the meeting minus the two
wild asses at the Rupavahini and Eye Tee En - Zoo-hair and New-ton
who are Mangy loyalists. Boo! Hoo!
Lost
cause
And if that was not bad enough Mangy
had more to bawl about. For when he landed in the Lion City his bag
with all that designer wear had gone missing. What with having to
cope with a heavy heart and all, the blot was seen traipsing round
city stores buying his undies and socks in utter despair. Sniff!
Sniff!
Mixed
blessings
Such is Satty's largesse of heart that
she took herself all the way down to Tangalla to open with aplomb a
luxurious hotel where going rates will be US$ 500 a night.
Surrounded by vast expanses of water Satty's idiot gits from the Pee
Es Dee stepped slap bang into the pool, unable to discern the
difference between water and lobby. All this while the tent dwellers
are sweating it out just 100 meters away with no roof over their
heads. And Satty grumbles to dish out a paltry 5,000 smackers to the
unfortunate lot. Hmph!
Dead
ropes
There was Ra-kneel whispering sweet
nothings into the ear of the Pee Em about sending Clown Prince dead
ropes, but Ma-hindeer shot back, "now you are telling me this
but you are the one who sent all those blasted messages to the Clown
Prince giving him hope that he can be the next Prez and since then
the crazy git is giving me no end of darned grief." The
mischievous grin on Ra-kneel's face spoke volumes. After all
Ra-kneel is past master at giving dead ropes eh?
The
tourist
Remember this rag's piece last week on
the latest film on the block, 'beyond beaches?' Well, guess what. we
managed to get a peek into the all consuming documentary and who is
the star of the show? Nay, not the damsels adorning the rock walls
of Sigiriya but a German lass no less. And guess who she is? None
other than the short haired blond from Gee Tee Zee fame. The gits
who funded this doc insisted they star in the show as well. A Lankan
lass adorned with pottu descending Adams Peak apparently could not
compete with the German lass climbing rock and so was given the
chop. Well, to be multi-cultural is the theme right?... right?
Small
mercies
This is the latest joke on Satty. There
she was together with 10 of her ministering angels hanging for dear
life on a rope under a helicopter. Ten men and one woman. The rope
however was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided
that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to
fall.
They weren't able to name that person,
until Satty opened her trap and began to speak. This time she held
back the slang and instead gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let
go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up
everything for this ole isle and her darling kids, and was used to
always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she
finished her speech, all the men started whistling and clapping
their hands. And the smirk on Satty's face said it all...
Aaahhh! Thump!
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