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Hot
and Sour
AND there were the reds having called
it quits and all, but with D-day drawing closer Wee-flower was in a
tailspin trying hard to cling onto Satty's saree pota. And the git
got into such a tizzy that by the time the day dawned he was out for
the count with a raging fever. Since then, the blot is also weeping
copious tears. Sniff! Sniff!
The
Rage
And Satty sure was in a fighting mood.
For she summoned the Pee Em and blasted him for a full 10 minutes
for having entertained the red caps at the araliya mandiraya.
Ma-hinder could not open his mouth as she yelled at him for serving
tea to "those murderers." Dear! Dear! How come she never
saw the blood on their hands when she joined forces eh?
A
Woman's Wrath
But Satty was not done with that. And
she unleashed her fury at the cupboard meeting too the next day.
Telling all her sitting angels that some people can run from temple
to temple but that for sure does not make them fit to run a country.
And the Pee Em could only bite his tongue and hold his peace - at
least for the moment. Hmmm!
Wrong
Line
Sick to the guts with all those around
her Satty turned to her old foe Ra-kneel for some succour. Calling
him she asked him to come see her. So there was Ra-kneel rushing to
keep to time but got stuck in the reds rally and a gigantic traffic
jam. He ordered his driver to swerve onto the left and got stopped
pronto by a cop who said "Sir, you are on the wrong side."
To which Ra-kneel quipped "this whole government is on the
wrong side so what eh?" Aye! Aye.. Sir!
Wrong
Advice
But it was not just the reds and the
monks who were breathing fire and brimstone over the joint
mechanism. Some of Satty's closest advisors too had great
misgivings. Harry J, Tara, Mano Bitterwell and Pee Bee en masse told
Satty don't do this - it is suicidal. But Satty is no more in any
mood to take advice and she told the schmucks - go take a hike. Hee!
Hee!
Class
Act
Katanapulle was also in a bad mood. For
having been invited to Dompe for a do who should greet him hands
clasped but Upali Gee, the organiser for Dompe, who was also the
former chair of the Cee W Ee. Katanapulle could only snort when he
spotted his old foe. But Upali was undeterred saying at least I
showed my breeding and he showed his. My. My... so this ole isle
does still sport pedigrees eh?
Foreign
Policy
And Kadi's latest fiasco is to propose
to ole Nat-war Singh that Lanka too have a memorial to Rajiv Gandhi.
The striped kind are sure to go into a frenzy. And so his deputy ole
Wiswa strongly opposed the idea. But Kadi we hear is determined and
so battle lines have already been drawn as the two prepare to wage
war. Oh well... Let the boys enjoy!
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