The
stylist
Everyone may be boo-hooing at the price
increases and inflation, but Knee-wad the
Governor that is Central proved that some
people at least can live it in style! Even
as the house by the lake was debating price
hikes, the governor, security and all was
seen sneaking into Ramani at the Grand
Cinnamon for a bit of expensive styling and
all. No doubt a hair raising experience
what!
Timely
Advice
With
the house by the lake becoming a hotbed of
controversy the big Bandara is sure in over
his head! So much so, the debate on holding
meetings at the Araliya abode on matters
consultative had him visiting Secretary
General Pree-yaa-ni while she was
recuperating in hospital to seek advice on
how to deal with the situ. Oh well!
Cowardice
Karu
the Victory-Sun was not only forced to give
up his lofty ideals, but was brought down to
sheer childish antics when, following the
Dentist with a big mouth’s doings he sent
message to the Justice that is Chief,
claiming of the past impeachment that he was
"forced to do it." Sin no for the child. A
man of straw indeed we hear the Chief
muttering.
Ousted
Following decisions to suspend Colombo’s
See-M-See and appoint a special
commissioner, the Prez, having got the best
out of Vasu, denied his concerns, claiming
the Liyana-house was a better option since
he was "good with both Ra-kneel and the
justice that is chief." So there!
Benzananda
The
historical monk’s claim that he would let
his dog go in "that" Benz brought a few
laughs at the house by the lake. The joke
doing the rounds is that when You-En-Pee Em-Pee
Ranga the Bandara went home his dog was
sulking. Asked why the canine kind said,
"You were elected three times but you never
gave me a Benz!"
Greedy
Talk
Maa-hinder had yet
another bright idea on school admissions and
IQ tests when he suggested the Museaus
method be used. That is he told the angels
at the cupboard meeting, throw a toffee at
the prospective student and reject her if
she grabs it because it indicates greed.
Trouble is, if moderation were a criterion
for entry, future politicians wouldn’t get
an education at all, no?