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Hope, prosperity and peace in this New Year |
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Priyanee Wijesekera |
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By Risidra Mendis
The
sounds of the koha bird is the first sign
that yet another Sinhala and Hindu New Year
is round the corner. Tradition has it that
the koha is the bird that heralds the New
Year.
The dawn
of the Sinhala and Hindu New Year is said to
bring hope, prosperity and most importantly
peace to the country. Astrologically, the
Aluth Avurudda marks the commencement of the
solar year, with the sun moving from Pisces
(Meena Rashiya) to Aries (Mesha Rashiya).
The transition time known as Sanskranthi
takes place on April 13 or 14. It is during
this period that traditional rituals are
performed to mark this important event of
the year.
Before
the commencement of the Aluth Avurudda, it
is customary for every housewife to give a
new look to her house. The house is cleaned
by removing cobwebs, dust and soot. The
floor, if not cemented, is given a fresh
application of cow dung mixed with earth.
Firewood
is collected and stocked beforehand for the
preparation of sweetmeats, such as kevum,
kokis, athiraha, aggala, aluva and asmi
among others, three days prior to the New
Year. Money collected in tills is taken out
to buy new clothes for the family,
especially children, and to purchase
provisions for the occasion.
Beginning of the New Year
However,
unlike the Western celebration of the New
Year at midnight on December 31, the Sri
Lankan New Year begins at a time determined
by astrological signs. Also unlike Western
traditions, the ending of the old year and
the beginning of the New Year occur several
hours apart from one another which are also
determined by astrologers.
This
period is referred to as the nonagathe
(neutral period) and Sri Lankans according
to customs are encouraged to refrain from
material pursuits and engage solely in
religious activities and traditional games
during this time.
Rituals
connected with the Aluth Avurudda commence
with bathing on the last day of the old year
( parana
avurudda) and viewing the moon on the same
night. In the village the melodious sounds
of the temple bell accompanied by the
beating of drums (hewisi) inform the people
of the auspicious times to perform the
different rituals.
Goodwill and friendship
The
custom of offering betel to parents and
elders demonstrates the act of paying
gratitude. The children in turn receive
blessings from their parents according to
Buddhist and Hindu traditions. A sense of
goodwill and friendship among relations and
friends is also seen during this festival
time.
The
nonagathe during which people devote their
time in performing religious practices is
also called punniya kalaya when people stop
all activities and visit the temple or
kovil to gain merit and get the blessings of
the monks.
In
keeping with astrological beliefs families
indulge in a variety of rituals at
particular times, which include the lighting
of the hearth, boiling milk in a clay pot,
and making the kiri bath (milk rice).
Traditional sweets with kiri bath and
plantains are set on the table which is more
often than not embellished with the
traditional oil lamp.
Auspicious times
The first
meal is partaken at the auspicious time
followed by ganu denu, the first business
transaction after the dawn of the New Year.
Once the rituals are over, the partying
begins as families assemble in homes or open
areas and children are let out to play.
Games
played during the festive season include
onchili-pedima, kalagedi-sellama,
olinda-keliya, leekeli-sellama,
porapol-gehima, meemesi-keliya, kalli-gesima,
katti-penima, lanupora-allima and many
others.
Elderly
women love to play the rabbana - a
single-sided drum about 3 ft. in diameter -
which is an indispensable item in every
village home. Four to five women play the
rabbana watched by the younger folk and even
elders, while a festive mood prevails all
round.
Traditionally, the anointing is done by an
elderly person who is healthy. In most
villages, the temple is the venue for
applying the oil before bathing, and is
usually done by an elderly priest, with
blessings for health and longevity. Women do
not do the anointing as it is considered an
exclusive right of the male.
The
Sinhala Aluth Avurudda cannot be classified
as a religious festival. However customs and
rituals associated with the Aluth Avurudda
have been fashioned according to Buddhist
beliefs.
The Aluth
Avurudda is an important national festival
for the Sinhalese and the Tamils in Sri
Lanka and it is celebrated with much gusto
by the Buddhists and Hindus. The Aluth
Avurudda is unique in that it is not
celebrated anywhere else in the world.
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Dawn of New Year (Sri Lanka Time) --
Sunday, April 13, 2008 at
6.29
p.m.
Preparation of meals (Ahara Piseema) --
April
13 at
6.54
p.m, Prepare kiri bath from red rice
mixed with ghee, sesame seeds and
jaggery (shakkara)
Starting work, transactions and taking
meals (ahara anubhavaya, weda alleema ha
ganudenu kireema) --
April
13 at
8.10
p.m, Auspicious direction: south,
Auspicious cloth: red and yellow
Applying oil (hisa tel gema) --
April 16 at
7:42
am, Auspicious direction: east,
Auspicious cloth: green and yellow mixed
cloth.
Going to work -- April 17 at
6.19
a.m, Auspicious direction: north,
Auspicious cloth: golden colour cloth.
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Holidays are fundays
Holidays
are fundays. They are synonymous with rest
and recreation. To a weary mind, it is
a time to relax and forget the worries of
day to day existence.
This may
apply equally to students studying hard for
an examination too.
Therefore, a pre-requisite to earn a holiday
is that one should be weary after a
strenuous period of work.
Let us
see whether we can give a new definition to
'holidays.'
To a
person who enjoys his job, who loves to do
whatever he is doing, everyday is a day of
fun and relaxation. Hence it is a 'holiday,'
of sorts.
To a
student who has mastered the art of
learning, studying is not an unpleasant
experience. Hence everyday is a fun day.
A misconception
Parents,
teachers and in fact society, believe that
some students are brainy and hence they are
good at studies while others are meant to be
low achievers.
Human
history is full of examples of great people
who performed miraculous deeds, but were
thought to be low achievers, when they were
young.
Albert
Einstein - greatest mathematician the human
race produced, Thomas Alva Edison - the
great inventor, Leonardo Da Vinci - the
great artist are just a few of such
examples.
It is
estimated that a computer that would
replicate the brain of a five year old
retarded child should be as big as the twin
towers in the Fort, Colombo.
This
gives an indication of the immense capacity
of the human brain which every child who
reads this article possesses.
Unfortunately, only about six percent of
this brain is utilised. This means that 94%
of the possibilities that lie hidden, go to
the grave with the person.
How do we
open up at least a little bit more of the
power dormant in the brain?
We will
discuss this next time.
- Somabandhu Kodikara
Headmaster, Gateway
College, Colombo

A New Year filled with fear
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The busy commercial hub of Pettah has
seen
a drastic drop in the number of
shoppers |
By Shezna Shums
Last
Sunday, just one week away from the Sinhala
and Tamil New Year, saw the country's
security situation take a nose-dive
following the bomb blast at a marathon event
in Negombo that took the life of Minister
Jeyaraj Fernandopulle.
Usually
before the Sinhala and Tamil New Year many
sports meets, cycle races and other events
are held to celebrate the New Year.
People go
shopping for clothes and gifts and basically
enjoy the festive atmosphere.
But now,
even days before the dawn of the New Year,
one hardly sees the usual hustle and bustle
that is associated with this time of year.
Many deaths
From the
beginning of this year there have been many
prominent individuals who have been killed
in terror attacks.
Last
week's blast in Negombo saw a large number
of children who had gathered to witness the
event as part of the celebrations in their
area, also hurt and injured.
Apart
from this there has been a huge escalation
in the fighting on the war front and regular
explosions near schools, places of worship,
in crowded places and shopping areas.
These
attacks and the fear that follow such
incidents have impacted negatively on
society so much so that people fear even to
walk on the road as a form of relaxation or
to go out to attend to some daily chore.
Compared
to previous years, this year's pre New Year
days have largely been gloomy and it's not
entirely because of the weather either, as
people are struggling with the cost of
living as well as the fear psychosis that
prevails.
Many
people say that they fear going to crowded
areas expecting a bomb to go off or some
sort of attack.
Fear psychosis
"What is
the use of losing a hand or a leg just
because we are at the wrong place at the
wrong time?" one young executive asked,
preferring to wear something he had at home
rather than go out shopping looking for new
clothes to wear for the New Year.
Today,
because of the security concerns people
think twice even before doing the simplest
of chores such as shopping for household
items, sending children to school or going
to work.
Shoppers
also anxiously look out for suspicious
looking objects and people, thanks to a
heightened awareness campaign by the
authorities and as a result many a deadly
incident has been prevented.
Innocent targets
One
occasion was when the driver, the conductor
and passengers on a bus escaped death after
noticing a suspicious parcel and got off the
vehicle in the nick of time.
School
children and office workers are constantly
worried that vehicles to their left or their
right could explode as there have been at
least two occasions when this has happened.
Some
members of the public become paranoid when
they are stuck in a traffic jam and anxiety
could be seen written all over their faces.
"Where
can we run if a blast takes place while we
are in the middle of a traffic jam
surrounded by vehicles?" they question. With
the war continuing for two and a half
decades and no end in sight, the public keep
wondering how much more they can endure.
Sri Lanka
though referred to as a paradise island has
its people in tears at the hopelessness of
the situation while at the same time hoping
for the dawn of peace in this New Year.

Attorney Abeyaratne's
endeavour to explain the legal aspects of
ICT
A review of Introduction To Information And
Communication
Law written by Sunil D.B. Abeyaratne.
Development as well as improvement of
information and communication related
technology (ICT) has travelled a long
journey leaving a fair amount of complicated
issues. The world is becoming smaller and
smaller every day and ICT has become the
most essential subject to man.
Laws are
being developed to improve ICT and resolve
its disputes efficiently. However, it is
impossible to make changes or introduce laws
and regulations on every change or
modification in Information and
Communication Technology. Therefore, there
must be a governing framework and guidance
under ICT Law to deal with its present and
future problems.
Law
relating to Information and Communication
Technology is not an isolated subject. Its
involvement could be seen in any given area
like criminal law, civil law, labour law,
intellectual property law, taxation law and
so on.
The main
objective of this book is to identify the
laws and methods adopted by various
jurisdictions to govern ICT and compare them
with the position in Sri Lanka identifying
the strengths, weaknesses, objectives of the
laws introduced and finally to find out ways
of further development of the ICT laws and
regulations in Sri Lanka.
The book
- Introduction To Information And
Communication Technology Law by Sunil D.B.
Abeyaratne, Attorney-at-Law and former
secretary, Bar Association of Sri Lanka was
launched on March 27 at the Sri Lanka
Foundation Institute. The Chief Guest was
Solicitor General Priyasath Dep, PC. The
Guest of Honour was Supreme Court Judge,
Justice Nimal Dissanayake. A number of High
Court judges, district judges and senior
members of the official and unofficial bar
attended the event. Former President, BASL,
Nihal Jayamanne, PC chaired the meeting.
This book
is specially prepared for judges, legal
practitioners and investigators who are
interested in learning the legal aspects of
ICT.
Structure of the book
Chapter
II of the book provides an overview of the
legislative enactments that are relevant to
the field of Information and Communication
Technology in Sri Lanka and the purpose of
the same.
Chapter
III explains the Intellectual Property
Rights on ICT related works. Violation of
copyright of the author, patent right and
the design right of the owner, unfair
competition and undisclosed information etc.
relevant to transactions in cyber space are
also explained.
Chapter
IV introduces principles governing the law
of contracts and concepts on electronic
commerce providing a comparative analysis on
the Electronic Transactions Act with
UNCITRAL Model-Law. This chapter includes
provisions under Payment and Settlement
System Act as well.
Chapter V
explains governing legal aspects under
Telecommunication in Sri Lanka.
Chapter
VI clarifies role of the members of the
World Trade Organisation. This section deals
with enforcement on tariffs and customs
duties on Information and Communication
Technology goods or services.
Chapter
VII explains criminal offences under
Computer Crime Act, Payment Devices Frauds
Act, Intellectual Property Act,
Telecommunications Act, and Penal Code
Amendment in relation to computers and
internet. Examples have been taken from
various other jurisdictions.
Chapter
VIII discusses the law relating to computer
evidence and its forensic issues. A
comparative analysis of the position in
Sri Lanka
with other jurisdictions such as UK, US,
Australia and India is also given in this
chapter.
Chapter
IX deals with employer-employee relationship
under Information and Communication Society
with the development of technology and new
liabilities of the employer and employee.
Finally,
Chapter X of this book explains the dispute
resolution mechanism in the ICT industry and
new practical issues that arise out of
online disputes compared to traditional
disputes. Further, accepted dispute
resolution methods have also been explained.
Foreword by the Chief Justice
"I wish
to make a brief introduction to Mr. Sunil
D. B. Abeyaratne's invaluable presentation
on Information Communication Technology (ICT)
Law. ICT is new and is developing rapidly,
touching the lives of people in many aspects
that range from personal, social, cultural
to the ever expending area of commerce. The
reach is global. To keep pace with these
developments, law has evolved a new global
content encompassing commercial transactions
and a new area of criminality.
"Abeyaratne,
being both a scholar and active
practitioner, presently the secretary to the
Bar Association of Sri Lanka, has made a
lucid presentation of all aspects of ICT Law
which will immensely benefit judges,
lawyers, law students and the public at
large. It is an easy to read and well
arranged presentation, providing useful
access to a branch of law of which little is
known.
"This
book goes a long way to fill a deeply felt
gap in the legal literature of this country.
"Abeyaratne
has to be commended for his knowledge,
thoroughness and industry."
Sarath N Silva, P.C.
Recommendation by the Attorney-General
"I
congratulate Mr. Sunil Abeyaratne,
Attorney-at-Law, on the efforts taken by him
with regard to this publication -
Introduction To Information And
Communication Technology Law.
"Through
this publication Mr. Abeyaratne has
successfully achieved the objective of
introducing Information and Communication
Technology Law, by imparting to the reader
an understanding of the central legal issues
that arise as a result of developments in
the use of information and communication
technology. In general terms, such issues
concern the ways in which ICT affects the
application of existing law and existing law
affects the use of ICT and the manner in
which ICT functions as a regulatory
mechanism.
"While I
have no doubt that this publication would be
a major contribution to the legal literature
of this country, it would also be of immense
benefit to law students and practitioners
involved in the field of Information and
Communication Technology Law.
"I wish
Mr. Abeyaratne all success in his future
endeavours."
C.R. de Silva, PC
Comment by Dr. Shirani A. Bandaranayake,
Judge of the Supreme Court
"The
introduction of new vistas in the arena of
information technology has replaced the
conventional system of communication,
changing the conventional life styles of the
masses around the world. Thus with the new
information and communication systems, a
revolution is occurring in routine
transactions, where computers are utilised
instead of traditional documentation.
"It is in
this backdrop, we will have to appreciate
the work carried out by Mr. Sunil Abeyaratne
for his efforts in compiling the literature
in Information and Communication Technology
Law. In his work, he has analysed the
development that had taken place in Sri
Lanka in this field and has examined the
relevant areas dealing with the subject
matter.
"Mr.
Abeyaratne has made reference to the
relevant statutory provisions and has made
his presentation in a lucid manner, which
would be helpful for the students, the
practitioners as well as to any one who is
keen in learning more on the legal aspects
pertaining to Information and Communication
Technology.
"I am
confident that this book would not only
enrich the legal literature, but would also
fill a long felt need."

Going deeper into Deep
Waters
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Captain Priyantha de Silva
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Through
Deep Waters by Captain Priyantha de Silva
was launched at the Sri Lanka Foundation on
Wednesday amidst a pleasant downpour.
Family,
friends and well wishers were present to
welcome author Captain Priyantha de Silva to
his destination, after years of tumultuous
literary sailing.
The book
was reviewed and discussed by Kalakeerthi
Rohana Pradeepa Edwin Ariyadasa, E.M.G.
Edirisinghe and Edmund Jayasuriya.
Kalakeerthi Rohana Pradeepa Edwin Ariyadasa
observed the springing of new literary
talent from the armed forces and went on to
commend the complexity with which Captain
Priyantha de Silva has been able to make a
picture perfect record of his memories from
childhood.
'Romantic spirit'
"His
autobiography is not only a rosy picture,"
observed Ariyadasa and went on to speak at
length about the 'romantic spirit' of the
author.
"Romance
has been an outstanding feature in his
life," said Ariyadasa and went on to speak
of the writers 'international affairs' that
sent ripples of laughter from the calm and
engrossed audience.
Literary
maestro Edwin Ariyadasa went on to say that
the book Through Deep Waters is not only a
celebration of family life but a celebration
of the religious spirit.
"For 21
years he has had a unique childhood,"
observed Ariyadasa yet again venturing out
on to another unusual feature of the book
and went on to applaud the writer's
obedience to his parents.
Another
literary celebrity, E.M.G. Edirisinghe went
on to say that he had been enriched by the
book. "It is written in simple language and
is so spirited," said Edirisinghe and went
on to observe that Captain Priyantha de
Silva thanked God everytime he achieved
something.
"Sea life
can be boring and frustrating," said
Edirisinghe and went on to appreciate the
writer's style that takes the reader to a
"different world."
Captures meaningful moments
Another
great literary personality in Sri Lanka
Edmund Jayasuriya went on to draw an
argument as to whether the book is an
autobiography, novel, journal, letter, log
or memoir.
"It is
not an autobiography, but a memoir,"
observed Jayasuriya, boldly and rightly,
and went on to say that it is a memoir that
captures and highlights meaningful moments
in one's past.
Clearly
moved by Through Deep Waters, Jayasuriya
said that the book is a blend of humour,
tragedy and pathos.
Through
Deep Waters is a different experience on the
shelves of Sri Lankan bookstores. The book
is unusual - for it takes the reader the
world over. It is about people, about life
and about experiences.
Using
real characters, the writer, with his
literary skill has presented to us a book
that will tell us that life is not all
smooth sailing - that here, there and
everywhere, human feelings, human
relationships and human bonding reign
supreme.
- Ranee Mohamed

The three chefs from
Thailand
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Aree Jitman (middle) |
By Ranee Mohamed
At first
sight they appear fun-loving and carefree
but it is all in a day's work for these
three simple lady chefs from
Thailand
to cook for 100 people at lunch time and an
equal number at dinner time. And the cooking
has to be fine in every way - the aroma, the
texture, the taste and the presentation.
Aree
Jitman, Nan Kwanchahok and Nichapha Sihawat
say that they try to remain happy while
working hard, and thus they continue to work
in unison, blending exotic ingredients with
a fine friendship and good feeling towards
each other.
Aromatic
"My life
has always been filled with the aroma of
fine Thai cooking. This is because my mother
used to cook for functions, parties and also
for friends. When I used to come home after
school, I could feel the aroma of my
mother's cooking," said Aree Jitman who has
lived among various Thai dishes since she
was a little girl.
And the
trend continues today - for, two and a half
decades later, her taste for life continues
to be heightened by Thai food every single
day.
Thai
Master Chef, Jitman says that the Royal Thai
Restaurant at Trans Asia Hotel will always
be her home. "When I cook, I dominate the
kitchen, of course my colleagues, Kwanchahok
and Nichapha are always by my side. Then we
have our malli ," she says the word with an
extra drag and smiles at colleague, Dushan.
"But if he makes a mistake, I beat him,"
said Aree her smile being instantly replaced
with a no-nonsense exterior and her fist up
and ready for a fight.
"It is so
much fun to cook together. As the diners
pour in, various dishes are ordered.
Sometimes it is such a rush, but with our
experience we consider the soups, the fish,
rice, chicken and noodle dishes that pour in
as a challenge," says Master Chef Jitman,
with a smile.
Practice makes perfect
"I do
not measure with tablespoons. I always know
how much of what to add. "The Thai green and
red curries and the Tom Yam soups are most
sought after. Not only must the dishes be
quickly sent to the table, but they must
taste very good too," explained Jitman.
"It is
usual for us to be busy. In Thailand, seldom
can a woman idle. When a woman marries and
has a baby, she leaves her baby with her
mother and sets off to work. A woman's life
is a busy one and cooking is a 'must' for
every lady," said Jitman.
Healthy
"Over
here some people consider prawns and crabs
to be 'heaty,' but there is no such fear in
our country. Prawns and crabs are very
healthy and we eat them often," said the
trio.
"When it
comes to lunch and dinner time, we have no
time to even remember that we are breathing.
We work very hard, and fast. You ought to
see the way my hands work. There are all
kinds of orders. Even the appetisers must be
made fresh and sent to the table. The soups
are very popular. We have to be prepared to
make any of the dishes on the menu - even
the most isolated dish," said Jitman,
Kwanchahok and Nichapha.
"Thai
soups are not only tasty, but very
nutritious. We use the chicken stock for non
vegetarian soups and vegetable stock for
vegetarian dishes. Then we add other prime
ingredients such as lemon juice, lemon
grass, fish sauce, and lemon leaves. We do
not add any oil to the soup," added Master
Chef Jitman.
"Noodle
is a very popular dish in Thailand. We eat
it at lunch time, dinner time and also at
breakfast, especially the noodle made of
rice," explained the lady chefs.
Aree
Jitman, Nan Kwanchahok and Nichapha however
said that when they do find any time to go
out, they indulge in the koththu rotis. "We
love the Sri Lankan koththu shops," they
confided huddling together excitedly.
The trio,
away from home, said that they enjoy going
to their friend's hotel, Ceynor, down
McCallum
Road, Colombo 10. "We eat Thai food there,
but we relish the pizzas and we love to eat
the Sri Lankan chicken curry, rice and
pappadam," said Jitman.
Future plan
Aree
Jitman's plan is to open a restaurant of her
own. But for the moment she seems content to
cook for the hundreds of diners who pour in
to the Royal Thai Restaurant. For many of
us, cooking seems to be a tedious task. We
prefer to eat out rather than cook a meal
for ourselves. But for these three women
from Thailand, cooking for hundreds of
people day and night is a day's work that
makes them happy - and they do it with a
gusto that is heart warming to watch, for
despite all the sizzling, it is their happy
chuckling that seems to be the secret
ingredient for the happiness all around.


New Year and the customary merry-making
Nowadays,
in addition to the cock- bird that appears
to be mentally retarded or suffering from
some psychological disorder, I am woken by
the raucous calling of the koha bird. There
am I, having a nice delicious dream, when I
am jolted awake as if a bolt of lightning
has struck me! It's that pesky bird once
again. I grumpily try to block out its cries
by burrowing underneath a pillow, but it's
too loud to be muffled. Okay bird, we know
that the New Year is round the corner!
Another
sign is this advertisement that goes, "No
poli, more jolly.." Hmmm! This year I
wonder. Even without the poli, how can they
be tres jolie? They don't have the money to
buy it anyway. Of course, granted, some
people look out for these salessince
bargains are available.
Their
jolliness will disappear when they realise
they will have to either cut down or get
into debt in order to observe their usual
New Year celebrations. Anyway, everywhere
you look, banners scream out " SALE!"
Whether you actually are getting a bargain
or not is another question. But people are
buying. Maybe they will face deprivation in
the future, but they have to celebrate now!
Mission
accomplished
A very
popular store is teeming like an anthill
with people busily scurrying to and fro,
gathering mounds of stuff. Well, I'm glad
that some people seem to have wads of money
to spend. I fought my way to a particular
item on the ground floor, feverishly grabbed
it and bumped and banged my way to the check
out counters.
The
queues were a mile long! Luckily, most
people had missed the corner counter with a
little queue. Raced there with thudding
heart and managed to go out quite fast!
Mission
accomplished!
But why
do we have to talk about electrical items
and other non-essentials? What about the
bare necessities? Normally every Sri Lankan
household has a plentiful supply of the
traditional kiribath or milk rice. This
time, since the prices of rice and coconuts
have shot up, the usual limitless supply
will have to be curtailed.
Some of
the neighbourhood houses will have to be
given a miss when sending out the kavili
trays. Also, very probably they will have to
cook in the very traditional way using
firewood, considering the exorbitant prices
of gas and kerosene.
Communal get together
It can be
quite fun really, but I suppose the harassed
housewife will find it quite a task. It was
quite a treat for us when we were little to
cook food in little clay pots outdoors on a
fire made by burning sticks of wood. It
becomes a sort of communal get together, and
because it is outdoors and rather visible,
everyone in the vicinity joins in, including
uninvited guests.
The only
worry the cooks will have is, will there be
enough food for everyone? Because an extra
pair of hands is always welcome. The fun
factor also increases, as the saying goes -
"the more the merrier!" The flavour and
aroma of food too changes when you cook on
firewood. It has its own unique, distinctive
taste.
Apparently, there is an advertisement
currently running that shows this man saying
he'll have to mortgage his land so his wife
can make her usual sweetmeats. He says the
price of rice flour and oil is so dear that
he won't be able to make ends meet. This is
the refrain we hear all over.
Tomorrow never comes
But,
like true Sri Lankans, I'm sure we will beg,
borrow or steal and continue our general
merry-making, as if tomorrow never comes. I
mean, we all gotta have some fun, we deserve
it. After all we've been through. Sigh!
Maybe
some good will come of this situation, maybe
people who usually bought their sweetmeats
will be forced into making them at home to
cut down on costs. Like I said earlier, then
the family gets thrown together and everyone
lends a helping hand. Of course, everyone
will be hot and bothered, and tempers might
flare and tongues might lash out, but in the
end it will all be worthwhile and goodwill
will prevail. I hope!
I love my
kiribath, I'm looking forward to making it
just so, the way I like it. Piping hot and
gooey, with cinnamon and lemongrass for
extra flavour. My kokis is in the shape of
butterflies, instead of the usual flower
shape. I know, it all tastes the same. But
much cuter!
Here's
wishing everybody a brighter and more
prosperous New Year!
- Honky Tonk Woman


Why I don't want to write
Quite a
few years ago I was lucky enough to get some
writing published. People around me were
suitably impressed as one would expect them
to be but very few of them actually bothered
to read what I had written. And out of those
who did read it, one girl voiced what quite
a lot of them didn't. I thought she was the
most intelligent person and therefore she
would be able to appreciate it the most.
"I don't understand it."
Let's
skip that for a second and jog back a few
more years. My class was assigned an essay
with the instruction to begin or end the
essay with the words "Take Me To Your
Leader." I didn't want to write about aliens
so I wrote instead about drugs and drug
dealers. I got a very high mark. Years
later, when I read the essay I wanted to
rewrite and edit it but I have never done
so. But I was rewarded for writing what I
wanted to.
Dealing with fear
Anyone
who wants to be a writer deals with fear.
You fear the reader, your intended audience
because you fear that they may not be able
to understand what you are saying or that
they will simply not be interested in it.
Perhaps you are a perfectionist and so each
time you sit down to write something, you
end up dealing with the fear of whether you
will ever get it right.
Early on,
in both schools I attended, it was quite
apparent that I was doomed to be a sort of
social outcast. To always feel as if I was
on the fringe for reasons that I was aware
of but the logic behind which I would never
fully understand. One of those reasons was
the way I spoke.
I read a
lot, wrote a lot and was an English
teacher's daughter. My grammar and spelling
were near perfect and I personally never
wanted to make a mistake and wanted to be
the best in the subject if only to make sure
it didn't reflect badly on my mother in any
way. How awful would it be for an English
teacher's daughter to get horrible grades in
English?
Cruel
And so my
normal everyday speech often included words
that my peers didn't use and didn't
understand. I knew what "verbosity" meant -
I was a verbose talker but a superfluous
writer. And people are cruel when they are
young: in the first school I attended I was
called a "black trying to be white;" in the
second they just called me a nerd amongst
other things - a label I was quite happy to
take on except they weren't using the
meaning I intended to use.
I am now
resigned to, and accepting of the fact that,
for the rest of my life I will be a social
outcast because of this very reason if not
for any others such as the propensity to
speak my mind. It has occurred throughout my
school life and my university life. I get up
in front of a class to give a presentation
and no one interacts even when given the
opportunity. There are no signs of interest
whatever the topic and throughout my
university bout so far, I constantly have
the question running through my head: is it
me or is it them?
Encouraging
Am I
somehow not effective when I speak or I
write? Am I missing something? Do I need to
improve? Or are they just unwilling to
participate? Are they just more interested
in waiting for class to end? Are they just
unable to understand what I am saying
because of my vocabulary?
The rest
of the time I have my family encouraging me
to write. "Write a book and win the Booker
Prize so we can all retire comfortably!"
they say though the practical side of me
counts the prize money and tries to figure
out a way that all of us can live the rest
of our lives on such an amount. The answer
if you are interested is that you can't.
My best
friend for the past decade or so keeps
encouraging me too and I usually just change
the subject. And all I actually want to say
to her when she says this is: "Thanks but
the last time I wrote anything that got
published you didn't understand it. You and
your age group are the people I want to
write for and to talk to - you are the
people I want to inform but there is no
point if you don't understand it."
If they
don't understand me when I speak, how will
they understand me when I write? Especially
when I believe that it is something
extremely important that they need to know
about. People my age want to be entertained,
not informed - I am happy to make my writing
more interesting but at the same time I am
not going to be their jester and tell them
only what they want to hear. I don't believe
in that. And as I grow older, I realise I
must be the only person I know who thinks
and feels that way.
Reaching peers
It
doesn't discourage me from writing else I
wouldn't be writing this column every week.
I still do write though I still struggle
with this whole question of how do I reach
my peers who seem happy to switch themselves
off so much to the kind of things I want to
say. So I still write but I write for myself
and there are notebooks, exercise books and
password protected files aplenty filled with
stories, poetry and so on in various stages
of completion but in my lifetime they will
never see the light of day.
I don't
want to write creatively to a greater extent
than what I do now any more for a public
audience because the public audience does
not want to read that kind of content and
have clearly indicated that to me and to the
world at large. I am quite happy for someone
to discover everything after my death. Maybe
by then, people would have learnt to try
harder because isn't it inherently selfish
to switch off instead of trying your best to
understand someone even if it means you
constantly ask them questions till you do?
Because I
think that if you are someone who thinks
about other people, you do try. You don't
always get it right, you make mistakes but
you do try to understand people whatever it
takes even if in the process you run the
risk of annoying them.
Interaction
But so
far in my writing experience the people on
the other side of the process don't
interact. There is no feedback, no
questions, no dissension, no arguments. It's
like talking to a blank wall. I get more of
a reaction when I talk to myself. And yet we
say it is rude when someone talks to you and
you don't answer. Well, when someone writes
something and you read it, when someone
gives a talk that you are attending, it's
much the same when you don't react or make
an effort to engage with the material or
make an effort to think. It's rude.
And if
people aren't responding, then of course it
seems logical to think that there isn't much
point in making the effort to reach them
anymore.
The
question now for me is whether I want to
continue regardless - not just writing for
myself but actually trying to write for
others.
- Marisa Wikramanayake

HUMOUR
Muddy alibi
A married
man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and
they took off to her house where they made
passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep, awakening only
around 8 p.m. As the man threw on his
clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes
outside and rub them through the grass and
dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied.
He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where
have you been?" demanded his wife when he
entered the house. "Darling, I can't lie to
you. I've been having an affair with my
secretary and we've been having sex all
afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up
until
eight
o'clock." The wife glanced down at his shoes
and said, "You lying rotter! You've been
playing golf !"
Modified Commandment
A Sunday
school teacher was discussing the Ten
Commandments with her five and six year
olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour
thy father and thy mother," she asked "Is
there a commandment that teaches us how to
treat our brothers and sisters?" Without
missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of
a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."
No quarter given
A New
York divorce lawyer died and arrived at the
Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him: "What
have you done to merit entrance into
Heaven?"
The
lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week
ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person
on the street."
Saint
Peter asked Gabriel to check this out in the
record, and after a moment Gabriel affirmed
that this was true.
Saint
Peter said, "Well, that's fine, but it's not
really quite enough to get you into Heaven."
The
lawyer said, "Wait! There's more! Three
years ago I also gave a homeless person a
quarter."
Saint
Peter nodded to Gabriel, who after a moment
nodded back, affirming this, too, had been
verified.
Saint
Peter then whispered to Gabriel, "Well, what
do you suggest we do with this fellow?"
Gabriel
gave the lawyer a sidelong glance, then said
to Saint Peter, "Let's give him back his 50
cents and tell him to go to Hell."
On the run
It has
been determined that having sex before
participating in athletic activity, such as
a marathon race, does not impair the
athlete's performance.
In fact,
men have known and displayed this for
centuries. After sex, they glance at their
watches and say, "Oops, gotta run!"
Out of luck
The
three-time felon felt a wave of panic come
over him as he surveyed the jury in the
courthouse. Positive he'd never beat the
murder rap, he managed to get hold of one of
the kinder looking jurors, and bribe her
with his life savings to go for a
manslaughter verdict.
Sure
enough, at the close of the trial the jury
declared him guilty of manslaughter. Tears
of gratitude welling up in his eyes, the
young man had a moment with the juror before
being led off to prison. "Thank you, thank
you - how'd you do it?"
"It
wasn't easy," she admitted. "They all wanted
to acquit you."
Brutally frank
May I
take your order, Sir?" the waiter asked.
"Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?"
"Nothing
special, Sir," he replied. "We just tell
them straight out that they're going to
die."
Her 'pound of flesh'
A feisty
70 year old woman had to call a furnace
repairman. After a quick inspection, the man
put some oil into the motor and handed her a
$70 bill for labour.
"Labour
charges!" she exclaimed. "It took you five
minutes."
The
repairman explained that his company had a
minimum one-hour charge on every house call.
"Well, I
want my remaining 55 minutes of labour," the
lady responded, and she handed him a rake |
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