|
A ‘cooling’ hand reaches out to strays |
|

Kim Cooling, Lil Stewart and Morag
Longmuir and (inset) Two of the strays
that have had a happy ending |
|
|
By Risidra Mendis
They suffer agonising deaths with no
one to help them. As they lay dying on the
streets in many parts of the country one
wonders what a predominantly Buddhist
country is doing with regard to the way it
treats its animals.
The famous Mahatma Gandhi once said "A
country is judged by the way it treats its
animals." But despite the existence of many
animal rights organisations in the country —
some even funded by foreign aid, the
suffering that the Sri Lankan strays undergo
just continues to get worse by the day.
Renewed hope
However hope is not lost for the strays
of Sri Lanka — thanks to a decision taken by
President Mahinda Rajapakse to put a stop to
the brutal killing of thousands of stray
dogs by gassing and poisoning at dog pounds.
To mark the 2550th Buddha Jayanthi
celebrations in May 2006, President Mahinda
Rajapakse, an animal lover, gave this
directive to stop killing strays. A decision
that has been greatly appreciated by animal
rights activists and foreigners.
But despite this Presidential order,
poisoning of strays still goes on,
especially in tourist and beach areas. Even
after the no kill directive in 2006 hundreds
of dogs were callously poisoned at the
Sabaragamuwa University. The dogs howled in
agony for hours as they lay dying.
The killing of strays has stopped but
what happens to the strays that suffer from
disease, starvation and the immense cruelty
at the hands of humans? These strays have no
place to go and in some cases die an
agonising death after suffering for days or
weeks. Even as this article is being written
many strays lie on the streets around the
country, some injured, some starving with no
help at hand but just waiting to die.
Animal shelter
The lack of a large animal shelter,
especially one that can take care of the
injured and seriously sick strays has
resulted in this immense suffering. The
attitude of a majority of locals who prefer
to turn a blind eye to the suffering of an
innocent stray and instead pay thousands on
a purebred that they take care of like their
own children has also contributed towards
the suffering of these animals.
However there is still hope for the Sri
Lankan strays who will soon have a shelter
of their own thanks to the untiring efforts
and commitment of Kim Cooling, a social
worker from London, herself a long-term
animal welfare worker in the UK and
overseas.
Cooling formed Animal SOS Sri Lanka in
2006 with the aim of helping the destitute
strays in the country. This small UK
registered charity was formed after Cooling
witnessed the appalling situation of the
strays in Sri Lanka.
Cruelty
Speaking to The Sunday Leader
Cooling said we have witnessed the cruelty
imposed on strays whilst working
individually as self-funded volunteers in
different parts of the country. "We were
overcome by the quiet despair, misery and
silent suffering of thousands of strays,
pets, wildlife and livestock alike. We hope
to reduce animal suffering and drastically
raise standards in animal welfare and
veterinary care, and leave in place a legacy
for their future," Cooling said.
She added that notice boards in many
veterinary practices in Sri Lanka are
covered with adverts selling pedigree
puppies or requesting pedigree dogs for
breeding purposes. "Dogs are bred whilst
thousands of unwanted strays roam the
streets looking for love and compassion from
humans. Suffering of owned animals is often
equal to the suffering of the strays," says
Cooling.
She added that, sadly, animal cruelty is
rife in Sri Lanka and strays are kicked,
stoned, beaten, mutilated, doused with
boiling water and fuel. "Male pups tend to
be favoured by locals as ‘pets’ or guard
dogs especially those that look
aesthetically pleasing (like pedigrees).
Many female pups are dumped on rubbish dumps
where they are often attacked by crows who
peck their eyes out. It is a common sight to
see tiny puppies staggering along busy
roads, whilst large trucks thunder by,"
Cooling explained.
She goes on to say that alone and
frightened, many others lie helplessly by
the roadside in an emaciated and dehydrated
state, or dying of tick fever or another
disease. "Stray cats produce many litters
and have to compete for scraps on the
rubbish heaps, along with the stray dogs.
Everyday is a struggle for survival for
these strays. It is a lonely life and a
lonely death," says a deeply depressed
Cooling.
She adds that they have found strays
eating rotting food and pets being fed with
left-over curry and raw chilli peppers.
"Disabled strays and pups are particularly
vulnerable to starvation and dehydration,"
Cooling explains.
A new shelter
Cooling, through her self funded projects
has purchased 2.75 acres of land close to
Ahangama for an animal shelter. The shelter
will be a safe haven primarily for street
dogs. The shelter will be a sanctuary for
long-term disabled animals. The shelter will
have a well equipped surgical facility to
offer quality medical care and operations,
proper treatment and nutrition and will
introduce modern protocols and methods in
veterinary care with volunteer foreign vets
working alongside Sri Lankan vets to raise
the standards in veterinary care.
The shelter will help to rescue pups and
kittens from rubbish heaps and roadsides and
once they are sterilised and vaccinated,
will be re-homed with the aim to reduce the
number of stray animals and the risk of
rabies in animals and humans.
Funds needed
Routine blood testing and prompt
treatment of tropical and common diseases,
parasite eradication — especially tick
vectors to provide suitable facilities and
kennelling, maternity, recovery, isolation
and intensive care will be provided by the
shelter.
However Cooling is in urgent need of
funds to complete the shelter and requests
kind donors to get in touch with her on her
website www.animalsos-sl.com or her
Project Manager Ewan Taylor in Sri Lanka.
|
Happy endings — thanks to Kim
It was the last day of our trip in
Sri Lanka in 2005. Morag and I were
feeding the strays near our hotel before
flying back to the UK. Suddenly a
gangly, flea ridden dog staggered
towards us collapsing at our feet. We
had never seen him before, but knew we
had to get him to the vet quickly.
The dog had been badly beaten by
locals and his front legs appeared to be
broken. Part of his paw was also
severed. We named him Sid and took him
to the vet. As well as his trauma
injuries, Sid was infected with
dirofilaria repens, a serious disease in
dogs which is transmitted by mosquitoes.
He was emaciated, mangy and covered
in ticks. In view of his neglected
state, the vets were skeptical about
Sid’s chances of survival. But we
decided to give him a chance to life and
paid to keep him there for as long as it
would take to make him well again.
We had little time before our flight
home but managed to give Sid his first
ever bath, gently removed the ticks from
his ears and provided a hearty meal and
fresh water before leaving him. As we
left, Sid howled pitifully. He broke our
hearts and we never thought we would see
him again.
But this courageous dog survived and
we decided to bring him back to the UK.
It was an emotional journey, but Sid’s
battle for life was not yet over. During
the first month of his quarantine he
started passing blood from his genitals.
He had a large Transmissible Venereal
Tumour (TVT) missed by the Sri Lankan
vets, although he was castrated there.
The quarantine vet refused to administer
the chemotherapy (Vincristine) to cure
him and tried to persuade me to have Sid
put to sleep. But I knew about this
disease from my work in Sri Lanka, and
the effectiveness of the treatment, so I
refused.
After some harrowing weeks, my own
vet agreed to help Sid and fortunately
his premises met with DEFRA’s approval.
Animals in quarantine are strictly
regulated and any movement outside the
quarantine premises has to be authorised
by DEFRA. The veterinary costs for the
chemotherapy and transport to the vet’s
were huge and funded from our wages as
were the quarantine costs.
Sid was also found to have a tick
borne disease —Ehrlichiosis, which had
also been missed by the vets in Sri
Lanka. But, despite everything life had
thrown at him, this brave dog sailed
through all his treatment and is now
healthy, even though he remains disabled
due to leg injuries. Sid is devoted to
his rescuer Cooling and lives with her
in London.
Lavinia
Lavinia was stoned by locals and had
her tail hacked off. She was close to
death at the time she was rescued. Like
many strays in Sri Lanka, Lavinia was
emaciated, dehydrated, covered in ticks,
fleas and mange mites. She was passing
blood while having a diarrhoea, had tick
fever — Ehrlichiosis, and a large,
bleeding Transmissible Venereal Tumour (TVT)
on her genitals. Despite the odds
against her, this feisty and courageous
little dog pulled through.
She required three months of
veterinary treatment including surgery-speying,
and chemotherapy for TVT. Lavinia was
named after the famous Mount Lavinia
Hotel where she was found and is the
mascot of Animal SOS Sri Lanka.
Sooby
They say that cats have nine lives,
but Sooby is the dog with nine lives. As
a stray she used to hide under cars to
avoid the ‘gas’ vans that visited the
area to collect dogs for the gas
chambers — and a few in the area
survived this fate.
Sooby was regularly beaten and had
her tail hacked off by locals, but
somehow this intelligent ‘girl’ survived
for a few years despite all the dangers
and hostilities she faced in her daily
struggle for life.
Sooby now has a secure future and
lives happily with Kim. Her best friend
is Sid.
Flora
Found on the road with her sibling
Joey, Flora had been hit by a car and
had sustained a fractured hip. Both dogs
were taken to the vet. Flora required
surgery on her trauma injury and was
found a loving home with an Italian
family living in Colombo. She continues
to thrive and is adored by her owners.
Joey was also found a loving home. |

Sir Cyril de Zoysa —
the great philanthropist and visionary
|

Sir Cyril de Zoysa |
At the mere mention of Sir Cyril, Sri
Lankan people of all races and religions
would remember with respect and devotion, a
great philanthropist and visionary by the
name of Sir Cyril de Zoysa. He was well
respected and was a leading attorney at law
who was best known for his benevolence and
selfless acts of charity which contributed
immensely towards propagating Buddhism in
Sri Lanka.
Even to date, I remember his words when
he said quite boldly "had I remained a
practicing lawyer I would not have had the
opportunity or the good fortune to be of
service to humanity and be involved in
meritorious acts."
Entrepreneurial instincts
In addition to a successful legal
practice his entrepreneurial instincts
prompted him to embark on a journey which
saw the founding of a bus company called
South Western. Through sheer hard work and
commitment he began to build his business,
gaining confidence and acumen while
developing himself and his organisation in
the process.
Powered by this success, he began to
expand the business into related fields,
especially into the manufacture of rubber
based and other ancillary products for motor
vehicles. This undoubtedly marked a new
milestone in his life and heralded a vibrant
industrial growth for the nation.
Had his vision and aspirations been
fulfilled, today, the local motor
manufacturing industry would be at a
different level and probably on par with the
boom that India is presently experiencing.
It is important to mention that decades ago
Sir Cyril tried his level best to make Sri
Lanka a motor manufacturing power house but
unfortunately his efforts to aid and support
local manufacturers were often thwarted by
certain forces with vested interests.
As a leading businessman and as the head
of one of the most successful Sri Lankan
companies he was determined to offer as many
employment opportunities as possible to the
people of Sri Lanka. Associated Motorways
Ltd., and its many subsidiary companies
provided thousands of people with a
livelihood and their families a chance to
build a better life.
He was the first private sector
entrepreneur who introduced the concept of
community housing complexes as a solution to
the looming housing problem plaguing the
capital, Colombo. The construction of
private apartment complexes in the city of
Colombo was the brainchild of Sir Cyril de
Zoysa, an innovation for which he should be
thanked by not only the people of Sri Lanka
but successive governments as well.
Religious upbringing
Although a successful businessman, Sir
Cyril de Zoysa did not forget his religious
upbringing and religion took pride of place
in his life. It was customary that he
performed all religious rights and received
the blessings of the clergy before embarking
on any new venture.
He identified the sacred Kalutara
bodiya as worthy of his donations in
order to maintain and upkeep the same for
the benefit of the many people who pay
homage to this sacred venue enroute
on the southern roadway. What began as a
mere gesture of goodwill and charity during
the operation of the South Western Bus
Company has grown into a sizeable
contribution, making the Kalutara bodiya
a landmark religious site, visited by all
who pass by and revered for its distinction.
The Sir Cyril de Zoysa Trust was created
with the vision of protecting and developing
the Kalutara bodiya. The trustees of
this Trust include Shelly Wickramasinghe,
the late Kingsley Wickramasinghe, his
daughter — Rashantha de Alwis Seneviratne
and son-in-law Dr. Sarathchandra de Alwis
Seneviratne who have ensured that funds
available to the Trust are utilised for the
sole purpose it was intended.
Today, on Sir Cyril De Zoysa’s 112th
birth anniversary a sum of Rs.100 million
and land worth Rs.75 million is available in
the Trust — testimony to the vision of a
great leader. It is praiseworthy that the
funds collected will benefit not only the
development of the bodhiya and the
shrine but also the residents of the
Kalutara District.
Vision kept alive
At different points in time, the Kalutara
Bodhi Trust has been headed by different
people. It is a great honour that the
present Chairman, Ajita de Zoysa is none
other than the second son of V.T. de Zoysa,
the brother of Sir Cyril. V. T. de Zoysa was
also a leading attorney-at-law. There is no
doubt that the vision of Sir Cyril will be
kept alive by the current chairman for the
benefit of people of Sri Lanka.
Chairman, Kalutara Bodhi Trust, Ajita de
Zoysa, with the assistance of his relatives
has continuously made private donations to
the development of the Kalutara bodhiya.
In addition to these contributions they have
also taken measures to develop temples,
build schools, construct halls for Sunday
schools and build elders’ homes in different
parts of the country, to name just a few of
the noteworthy and praiseworthy facts that
have not been publicised but carried out in
keeping with family values and the vision of
their great forefather.
The Kalutara bodhiya is a well
recognised landmark on the southern coastal
route and is visited daily by devotees. The
upkeep of the premises is a huge task, which
requires a large amount of funds, necessary
to pay the salaries, utility bills, and
other expenses. The smaller contributions
made at present are insufficient for the
regular maintenance and the upkeep of the
bodhiya and the surrounding premises as
envisaged by the great benefactor, Sir
Cyril.
The charitable activities of Sir Cyril de
Zoysa were not relegated to one area of the
country. He contributed immensely to the
rebuilding of the Young Men’s Buddhist
Association throughout the island as well as
rebuilding the Pilgrims’ Rest in Kataragama
and Anuradhapura. In addition to these
efforts he was the chairman of the Kiri
Vehera restoration project.
Sir Cyril de Zoysa played a prominent
role in the development of the Gangarama
Viharaya, founding the Shri Jinarathana
Industrial College, constructing the border
walls of the Beira Lake as well as playing a
key part at the Navam Perahera. Today
the relatives of Sir Cyril de Zoysa
generously and tirelessly continue to carry
out these tasks.
Opposed
Sir Cyril de Zoysa was appointed as
chairman of the senate and during his tenure
a motion was brought forward to turn both
Vidyodaya and Vidyalanka Maha Pirivena into
universities. Having had the foresight that
this move would be damaging to the Buddhist
clergy, Sir Cyril de Zoysa vehemently
opposed this decision. However through a
majority vote the motion was passed and
approved by parliament. Today what is the
fate that has befallen the Vidyodaya and
Vidyalanka universities? These universities
do not even bear the same names anymore. The
vice chancellorship was removed from the
Buddhist clergy. What was the logic behind
this?
These factors illustrate how men with
vision and foresight for the greater good of
our people and our land have been born to
this blessed nation and have made a lasting
contribution to the land of their birth. Sir
Cyril de Zoysa has and will remain with us
as a visionary for all time and a giant
amongst men, who had the passion and
compassion to give unto others what he has
earned, so that it would benefit not just
him but future generations of an entire
nation.
Magnanimous contribution
In honour of his magnanimous contribution
to Sri Lankan society and Buddhism, Ajita de
Zoysa with the advice of the Most. Rev.
Aluthwewa Soratha Thero, chief incumbent of
the Rajamaha Viharaya Kiri Vehera, Most Ven.
Kapugama Saranatissa Thero, chief
incumbent of the Kataragama Sri
Abhinawaramaya and Rev. Hille Gnananda Thero,
chief incumbent of Dhamanikethana Pirivena,
Sellakataragama, have initiated a project to
erect a statue of Sir Cyril de Zoysa in the
city of Kataragama.
Like a seedling which grows into a
fledgling plant and then to a giant tree,
Sir Cyril de Zoysa has passed through life,
touching thousands of people, blessing them
with love, life and opportunity. We are
deeply grateful that he left behind a rich
legacy which lives on in the hearts of his
family, who as we have seen time and time
again are deeply committed to keeping his
noble vision alive.
May he be born amongst us again!
— Ven. Galaboda Sri Gnanissara Maha Thero
Chief Prelate of Colombo Navam Koralaya
and Chief Incumbent of Hunupitiya
Gangaramaya Temple. ‘Podi Hamuduruwo’ was
closely associated with Sir Cyril.

Tehani ‘best of the
best’ at Light of Asia 2008
Tehani
Welgama from Ladies College won the Best
Overall Contestant in the Light of Asia
Contest, 2008.
Having won the challenge cup in her own
category, Tehani was adjudged the ‘Best of
the Best’ as she was placed first out of
winners of 12 different categories from
Colombo and outstation schools and was
awarded the prestigious Best Overall
Contestant Challenge Cup at the awards
ceremony held on October 18 at the YMBA
Hall, Borella.
The Light of Asia contest has been held
annually since 1925.
Tehani is a student of Ladies College and
is also a student of the Wendy Whatmore
Academy of Speech and Drama.
Over 1000 contestants from all over the
island participated in this year’s Light of
Asia contest organised by the YMBA, Colombo.

EX-Leverites get together
The ex-Leverites have announced a
get-together at Hotel Sapphire in Wellawatte
on Saturday December 20, 2008 from 8 p.m.
onwards. The special feature of this
get-together is the issue of the ex-Leverites
directory sponsored by Unilever. Leverites
are requested to send in their names,
addresses, telephone numbers to Asoka
Weerasekera at No. 31 Edward Lane, Colombo
3.
The organizing committee comprises Sri
Sangabo Corea, Duncan Perera,Lal Saranapala,
Clarence Welikala and Swarna
Wickramaratchchi.

Future leaders visit
The Sunday Leader
|

A group of enthusiastic little
visitors pose
with their teacher |
By Ranee Mohamed
Every week, somehow or other we tend
to focus on misbehaviour and misconduct. But
this is a different story — it is about
162 students from S. Thomas’ College,
Mount Lavinia who walked into our newspaper
offices on Thursday, October 23 and were at
their best behaviour. The nine-year-olds
from five divisions of Year 4 were
accompanied by their teachers and school
prefects.
"We want to know how the newspaper is
made," they told us while some said that
they could not sleep for days, thinking
about this visit.
Clear cut answers
As they surrounded our Managing Editor
Lasantha Wickrematunge and listened
open-mouthed at the way he put down his
decades of experience as a journalist to a
few sentences, summing up both the work of a
journalist and the functioning of a
newspaper, the questions flowed.
The Morning Leader Editor and
eleven-time award winner Sonali Samarasinghe
gave clear-cut answers to the simply worded
questions, which however simple they may
have sounded were the most difficult to
answer.
"The editor is the head of a newspaper,"
said Editor Sonali Samarasinghe as she
explained in detail to the nine-year-olds
about the different sections in the
newspaper — the main section, the business
section, review, sports and the magazine
section.
Chief Editor of our sister paper — the
Irudina, Mohanlal Piyadasa too welcomed
the little ones and explained the workings
of the Irudina.
Factory Manager, Leader Publications,
Leelananda Dias went to great lengths to
explain how the newspaper is made after it
leaves the editorial section, while the
Head, Computer Department, Nandasiri
Fernando managed to accommodate the students
in his computer room and give them an
on-the-job experience of how The Sunday
Leader, The Morning Leader and the
Irudina are made.
Questions galore
The questions were too many and too
frequent to capture.
"How do they get the pictures?" asked a
curious Nikhil Gunewardene. "Is there an
order in which news is printed?" asked Varun
Gajushan. "How do you get international
news?" asked S. Subiyan." "How do you get
LTTE news?" asked Randev Jayasinghe and
Dilan Kaluarachchi followed up with another
question, "What happens if the journalists
get shot?"
Shannon Ebenezer (9) wanted to know "What
happens if while you are making the
newspaper there is something wrong in the
news?" "How do you get sports news?" asked
P.D.R. Marso. "How do you make a newspaper
on a different day and send it to us on
Sunday?" was Uneshka Chandrasekera’s
question.
"That’s a cool question," remarked a
group of his friends.
And thereafter the hands kept going up as
each child had a question to understand how
we get the newspaper to our doorstep.
There was a bit of pushing as the quest
to gather more information and see what was
going on took over the inquisitive young
minds. "We have been told to behave?"
confided a group of young ones and today we
have to be "full good," they said.
It was a long stay and the explanations
were involving as they were interesting.
They wanted to scream, but they did not.
They wanted to shout, but they did not. They
remained, standing next to each other,
restless as they seemed to be.
Discipline
"The standard of discipline in our school
is very high and we have a strong prefect
system in our school," explained prefect
Yasas Subasinghe.
At the end of their stay at the editorial
and computer department, it was time to go
to the factory, the publishing house of the
newspaper. As they huddled around the press
of Leader Publications, they looked in awe
at the huge machine in which the newspapers
are printed. There was silence all round as
one imaginative little mind compared it to a
‘transformer’ of the film transformers, and
another to a dinosaur.
"The dinosaurs are outside and so are the
transformers," we wanted to tell them. But
it will take years before these innocent
young minds grasp the full impact of their
innocent questions. With our machines, our
factory and journalists — all having an
inside story to reveal.
"They were elated from the day we told
them that they were granted permission to
visit this newspaper. There is 100%
attendance today and only one boy has missed
out of 162 children," said teacher Rukshana
Cassim.
Teachers of S. Thomas’ College who
accompanied the children were Rukshana
Cassim, Nelum Samarawickrema, Swairee
Fernando, Dilanjali Kumarasekera, Evelyn
Jeevakumaran, Kumari Yoha Sharma, Kumudika
Pieris, M.R.M. Hamza, Irosh Jayasekera and
M.C. Fonseka.
The prefects who came along were Y.L.
Subasinghe, M.A. Abeysekera, S.L.J. Mendis,
M.R. Rizvi, D.A. Sangakkara, R.P. Gunasekera,
P.R. Saldin and M.F. Saleem.
Hospitality
"Please have a drink before you leave,"
said Managing Editor Lasantha Wickrematunge
who have always had a specical love for
children. As their eyes widened with
happiness, an intelligent question followed:
"Will we get to eat also?"
While it was time to enjoy a soft drink
in the premises of Leader Publications,
there were white shirts and blue shorts as
far as the eye could see. And it was while
sipping off their straws that they pondered
on the life of a journalist. "Must be tough,
no?" they sympathised. "Your spelling will
have to be good to be a journalist, I
think," were some of the remarks that were
made.
Tough job
Who wants to be a reporter? Who wants to
be a journalist? And there were only a few
hands that went up. "It looks like a tough
job!" assessed the nine-year-olds. "You have
to work hard to be an editor," observed
another group.
"I think I will be a journalist because I
like responsibilities," offered Shanith
Kiridena (9). "I’d rather be a doctor," said
Dillon Dissanayake. "I want to be a pilot,"
said Yasanjith Jayasinghe.
The assessment in their little minds was
that journalists lead tough lives.
"I want to be a scientist," said
Aravindran Rajendran.
Determination
While the little ones were driven by
thoughts about their future careers in our
car park, young Kavindra Senaratne who had
assessed the pros and cons of it all had
decided..."I think I will be a publisher…"
he said with determination.
"So what did you enjoy most about the
visit and what you learnt today?" I asked
them.
And the answer came first — "The soft
drink," said an honest nine-year-old.
The visit of these young ones was like a
breath of fresh air to all of us weighed
down by work and hardship.
These little ones are our future and in
their eyes were many dreams. Thursday’s
visit to Leader Publications will be etched
in their minds.
And it is a visit that they will surely
talk about when they are doctors, scientists
and pilots in this long roadway that is
life.


Strange & bizarre
"Curiouser and curiouser!" as Alice said.
Really strange things are happening
these days. People send flowers with little
thank you notes when they want to be
sarcastic. I would have preferred more
colour coordination in the bunch. Anyway, on
suspicion it was either booby trapped or
bugged, it was flung straight into the
stream outside, to the utter amazement of
the domestics. One could almost see them
scratching their heads and thinking, "Now
what are these weirdos up to?"
So, to add to their confusion, I decided
to make a soup from my Soup Bible (not to be
confused with a holy book). It promised to
contain wonderful recipes to inspire the
emotions, excite the taste buds, warm the
body and comfort the soul. All of which I
sorely need. I chose one with wine, grapes
and crushed nuts.
You could see from the expressions on the
maids’ faces that they thought I was
a nut! "What on earth are they going to eat
now?" was definitely rapidly running
through their minds. You see, I notice the
Looks they give each other when I’m in the
kitchen, cooking strange food!
This is a bizarre world all
right! At a recent burlesque show, there
were men dressed up as women, men dressed up
as men, some men dressed up as sort-of men,
women dressed up like nothing on earth,
women in the audience dressed to kill….it
was quite, quite exhausting really.
The thing is, most of the time the
audience was trying to figure out if those
were real women or men dressed up as women.
Some of them didn’t talk so you had to look
hard! The dance items added to the
confusion, as some of the male dancers moved
like women, but were dressed like men, some
dancers were real females, whereas some
others were males dressed up as females.
Confusinger and confusinger!
Truth is certainly stranger than
fiction. As Mark Twain said, fiction has
to make sense!
But nonsense is nice too, how
would we survive without it? I think
especially in literature, as children, we
would definitely remember the bizarre
nonsense rhymes we learned, rather than more
serious literary works. I am a big fan of
nonsense. ( Like you don’t already know!)
Take Edward Lear’s,
The owl and the pussycat went to sea,
In a beautiful pea green boat, and so
on.
Or the most famous unsolved riddle
in Lewis Carroll’s Alice In Wonderland;
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
(Although the Mad Hatter asked Alice this,
he didn’t know the answer himself.)
Some Mother Goose rhymes also fitted
this category,
Hey diddle, diddle,
The cat and the fiddle,
The cow jumped over the moon…..
And what about Spike Milligan’s poem
which went like this,
On the ning nang nong
Where the cows go bong…..
I just cannot leave out the hot
favourite with lots of kids, Roald Dahl’s
books. Although they are positively gruesome
and fearsome, you can’t wait for the ending!
Grisly stuff! His was a dark, satirical
brand of humour, and that is illustrated in
his book of poems, Revolting Rhymes,
where he twists popular fairy tales into
something else altogether. In Dirty
Beasts too, he takes a particular animal
and weaves a grisly verse about it. But we
just lap it up!
Another extraordinary thing – apparently
in the cellar of this farmhouse in France
under renovation, a large tunnel has
emerged. This leads to the nearest village,
and is thought to have been used by the
Resistance during the war. I exclaimed to
Little Sis excitedly that there might be
treasure underneath! But she says, no,
probably explosives and they’re too scared
to venture down. Spoilsport!
And how’s this for oddity, I always wake
up before the alarm goes off, and although
it was set for 3.50 am this morning, I
got up at 3.45 am even though I was up until
1am! I have an inbuilt alarm system? Anyway,
someone always benefits. I have
discovered that the cockerel over the fence
starts crowing if I put on a light at
whatever time at night! I feel like
suggesting they use it as a watchdog, it’s
jolly good! The confused thing starts
crowing madly every time I switch on a
light! Probably needs psychiatric help by
now.
And the most peculiar thing,
Dancing Doll asked me to send her a crown
to wear on her birthday, she wants to be
Princess for the day?? Doting Dad says, "Ah,
Halloween!" I reply, "No, birthday." Looking
mystified, he stuffs it into his luggage
without any further ado. Straaaaange!
- Honky Tonk Woman

HUMOUR
The question
A doctor vacationing on the riviera met
an old lawyer friend and asked him what he
was doing there. The lawyer replied,
"Remember that lousy real estate I bought?
Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the
fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing
here?" The doctor replied, "Remember that
lousy real estate I had in Mississippi?
Well, the river overflowed, and here I am
with the flood insurance proceeds." The
lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how
did you start the flood?"
Not to be missed
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a
Broadway show, finally settled for a couple
of seats a year in advance. When the
exciting night arrived and he sat down in
his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer
noticed the empty seat next to him and asked
why such a valuable commodity was unused.
The lawyer replied that his wife couldn’t
make it. The woman asked him if he didn’t
have relatives or friends who could have
used the seat. He replied, "Oh, they’re all
at the funeral."
Scared Dad
Two kids are arguing over whose father is
the biggest scared-cat.
The first kid says, "My dad is so scared
that when lightning strikes, he hides
underneath the bed."
The second kid replies, "Yeah? Well,
that’s nothing. My dad is so scared that
when my mom has to work the nightshift, he
sleeps with the lady next door."
|