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Boggles is a man who lives it up, global
recession or otherwise. The man printed a
colorful diary for the year that is new
having asked staff to slash expenses. And so
he gave good reason this season for the
diplo-mutts to laugh. His diary was a
complete show of vanity complete with 22 of
his photographs in all his sartorial
elegance, all at state expense of course.
Hee!Hee!
NPM cash
When the scam over the Key that is Golden
hit the headlines, among the petrified
depositors climbing walls to get their money
back was a monk well known for his racial
rhetoric as the force behind the movement
that is patriotic. Discarding the vinaya
rules and joining the desperate queue was
none other than Gunawansa Thero of Elle
fame. Aha!
Vinaya flouted
If monks are not meant to deal with cash,
the patriotic thero was not the only
desperate saffron clad soul. There was also
the monk MP of JHU fame, the controversial
Nanda Thero from Udawatte who was also
checking how safe his cash was, vinaya rules
notwithstanding. Way to go for the
Dharmarajya what!
Outcast
Baa-sil the all powerful Presidential
sibling was in the city of Lost Angels
recently. The man who is used to having his
own way in
Colombo
was seen sulking profusely when a request to
meet up with the secretary that is general
at the UN Ban Ki-Moon was swiftly turned
down. Sin no!
Petty games
There was the new presidentate from the
South Asian coral islands, young Nasheed
making a quick visit to
Paradise isle on the Presidente's invite. He wanted to meet the
opposing leader Ra-kneel with whom he goes a
long way back, but the Ministry that is
Foreign made sure that an appointment was
not made anyway. Shame no!
Smarting
Mahinder is still smarting under the price
reduction order of the Cee Jay and he can't
help but seize every opportunity now to get
back at the man holding forth at the
Hulftsdorp Hill. Referring to the recently
slashed prices he quipped: "When Cee Jay
does it, people say 'budu wewa.' But when I
do the same, no such blessings." Sin men!