The feeling to be on the roof of a five star
hotel is great. It was a tremendous sight
seen rarely. The flood lit Galle Face Green
was packed with humanity, all jostling to
get closer to the hotel and to me. Buying
the hotel for a mere (US$) 45million-
peanuts - was all worth it.
The Army Grounds was packed. People were
swarming all over buildings. Foreigners were
perilously leaning out of windows of the Taj
and GFH. Kollupitiya ladies in their Gini
Jungis (Hot Pants) were on roof tops risking
their delicate bottoms to red ants to have a
look at me.
Galle Road
stretching down south was a river of
humanity. Commentators were saying that they
were extending beyond Wellawatte to
Dehiwela Bridge.
Vermin, had done well having placed giant TV
screens all the way. It was a great crowd to
address.
As I strode to the microphone searchlights
focused on me, Hak Gedi bellowed and Geta
Bera rattled.
I commenced to the roar of the adoring
hundreds of thousands, which my media
commentators said was heard well beyond
Galle.
A dream come true
'If there is anyone out there who still
doubts that a son of Lanka, a son of the
Ruhuna, who could unite this country once
again, who still dreams of the story our
Great Chronicle coming true, tonight is the
answer.'
Crowds were bursting out to cheers:
Jayawewa, Jayawewa - Kawda Raja, Apey Raja!
Buffaloes to the fore
I named 2008 in my New Year message, last
year, as the Year of the Buffalo. I
re-dedicate this year too to the buffalo. I
will name the following two years too for
the buffalo. Without that noble animal
nothing of what was achieved last year would
have been possible.
This pack of noble beasts followed me
unerringly, unquestioningly, through thick
and thin. I was never faulted. These
buffalos masticated everything that was
churned out by my favourite presses with
delight. I must also thank the independent
media which provided the animal feed with a
different flavour which the buffaloes loved.
Eight decades ago there emerged a leader in
Europe who spoke of 'One pack of buffaloes,
one nation and one leader.' He led them to
great heights. Never mind what followed. It
showed what one leader and one pack of
buffaloes could achieve.
Misleaders
Today there are enemies of the nation
trying to mislead you all. They are telling
you to buy petrol at Rs. 100. Iam offering
you petrol at Rs. 120. Whom will you
buffaloes support? I know that you will take
my offer at Rs.120. Whatever I have done in
the past you have supported me. How else
could we have won the war?
We of the ruling party do not intend to
pocket the extra Rs. 20 per litre from
petrol. It will be spent on you the
people. I have already spent Rs. 2 billion
on a budget airline for poor housemaids to
travel. It was grounded for the lack of
funds. Now with this income from petrol we
will be back in the air.
We need funds for development - for the
benefit of the poor. We need about $ 45
million for the purchase of this five star
hotel. This is for the Port Development
Authority office - the office of the poor
workers. Aren't poor workers entitled to
work in five star hotels?
We South Asians are all buffaloes. Last
week the Bangladeshis elected a cow buffalo
as their leader. The contest was between two
cow buffaloes. Both had been prime ministers
before. This cow buffalo was elected for the
third time despite being jailed for
corruption. What are buffaloes for?
SAARC Summit
Remember how I was castigated by my enemies
when I hosted the last SAARC Summit?
They said I spent billions of rupees to host
the summit. But we South Asian leaders got
to the root of the problem confronting the
billion buffaloes in the sub-continent -
terrorism.
We resolved that terrorism in all its forms
must be eradicated from South Asia and
formulated a treaty for cooperation and
prosecution of terrorists. It was widely
acclaimed. Three months after the grand
summit terrorists staged a devastating
attack on Mumbai. What did we do? We called
for greater cooperation against terrorism at
the Summit.
But now one member country is accusing
another of terrorism. That is South Asian
cooperation against terrorism. What happened
to the Colombo Treaty Against Terrorism? Who
knows? Who cares? We are all a billion
strong sub-continent of buffaloes.
Victory at hand
Now we are close to our biggest achievement
- victory against terrorism. Soon we will
capture Killinochchi and our victory will be
sealed. For that to happen two things will
have to be done. We will have to win the
provincial councils elections for the
Central Province
and the North Western Province.
If we lose these two elections our troops
will be demoralised and victory against
terrorism will not be possible. Iam certain
you will support me in this national
endeavour. You have done it so many times,
the last occasion being the victories at
North Central Province
and Sabaragamuwa.
Like faithful buffaloes you will trudge the
fields unquestionably for me and of course
the nation, as before. It will not be my
victory but yours. Victory is in your hands.
Don't be fooled by gimmicks such as petrol
at Rs. 100.