When Il Presidente visited
the Kirula that is Deyata on the day of
celebrations, the man had to view the show
in a blanket of sheer darkness. The lights
went out just as he walked in and the
horrified chief exec demanded to know, "who
the hell did this" putting a blush on those
who took nine million smackers for just that
aspect of the grand show. And the moment he
walked out of the hall that is memorial for
the Bandaranaikes, power was restored
pronto. Four special teams have been ordered
to inquire. Just like all the other
investigations… Shame shame…
Nod
nod
Il Presidente was waxing
eloquent at the Indi-pendence and
highlighting the freedom achieved to uniting
Ole Lanka. One deputising kind however had
already reached his freedom and
independence. Ba-ba-ees of provincial fame
was in the land of the nod much to the
amusement of the balance one hundred
ministering types… Hoo, hoo…
No go
JJ of the greens was waiting
for Godot at the checkpoint in Mannar. Not
getting the required nod he kicked his heels
for four hours in his quest to meet the
Bishop. Turning back now he is to raise hell
of a privilege in the House by the Diyawanna…
Tch… Tch…
Late
cut
Ass-wer was in for a rude
shock when Il Presidente on the campaign
trail was talking to the Musselmans.
Pointing to Ass-wer, Il Presidente quipped,
"he was against me and he is praying without
hindrance. So who said Musselmans
would not be able to do so when I become
Presidente?" Ass-wer sheepishly said, "that
was a late cut you did on me Presidente,"
only to be told, "but true no?."… Ha ha.
Organising blues
The You En Pee pole-vaulters
have got the nod over old hands of the Es El
Ef Pee as organisers. Old loyal hands are
upping their sarongs in anger, being labeled
CBK supporters. ‘You fool them once, shame
on you, fool them twice, shame on me’ is the
slogan…Hmm
