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Pay up

After the Cee Jay ruled the Edge that is Waters is now managed by others appointed by the You Dee A. So new members were being written to. Guess who was asked to pay sixty thousand to be a member? Soo-flower of Axes fame. Cheeky no.

The third degree

Ra-kneel has his work cut out to fill the slots for the green camp for the Council that is Western. "Better get persons with a degree at least," said Karu the Victory Sun. Ra-kneel quipped, "Yes, yes, because the blues have nominated ones with the third degree." Not done ole boy…

Growing pains

Wee-flower is in a lot of pain these days. After the poor show by his men at the councils, the man is in great pain. Rushed to hospital, hiding his face, the poor boy was feeling testy. Or rather a pain in the groin area, which was making him testy! Someone gave him a few test tickles… Sin aney.

In the dark

The ministry that is building our nation was in the dark. What with huge smackers called for by the Board that says, "Let there be light" not receiving their dues, ‘cut, cut’ said the producer. So now that there’s no light at the end of the tunnel for nation building, it’s darkness all the way. Coming colours what!

Friend or foe

When thieves fall out there’s pandemonium in the House by the Diyawanna. Each time the red bros get up to accuse of misdeeds by the blues, they are shouted down with catcalls of "murderers, robbers." This prompted Daya-siri of the greens to ask the blues why when the red bros helped them they were bosom buddies, but now they are all but good. Not done boys, not done.

Tax evader

What with the sudden show of air might by the stripped kind, many were the comments on the crash landing at the office that taxes the nation. One wag quipped, "now that the war is almost over, maybe the striped king did not want to pay taxes, so decided to do away with the office…" Chee, chee.


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