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While the sun shines
Having
pilfered with nary a care in the world but now classed
among the criminal kind dear Lalith and See-cille are
now disposing of their assets. And guess who the takers
are? None other than our ministerial kind. The big-house
of sports fame has stepped in to boost the coffers of
this couple by splurging on a mansion by Bolgoda way.
An outright purchase a little bird whispers. And all
the while depositors with parkinsons disease and others
have been left looking green at the gills with no sign
of their hard earned bucks in sight! What to do? What
to do?
Mission
impossible
The
government this rag hears is considering passing a
supplementary estimate to help fund the cost of hosting
an influx of foreign dignitaries. And to think all the
visits were in vain. "A waste of time" said one of the
three bears, not even bothering with the niceties of
diplomacy and all that to hide his scorn! Grrr!!
Grounded
But
the one who is spiffing mad is ole Boggles. What with
all the white men toodling over to this ole isle to tell
us natives how to do this and that and act more
civilized - Boggles we hear is blue in the face having
had all his foreign travels cut down by half. Sniff!
Sniff!
Friends turned foes
Those
reds sure have got their undies in a right royal twist.
Having broken away and all that and formed the en eff
eff Wee-flower and ole Nande we all figured were as
close as two peas in a pod. Nay! The two we hear hardly
speak. So much so, Wee-flower recently had to tinkle
the director of a hospice down Kotte way to ask if his
ole buddy and comrade in arms was there under the care
of the medical kind. Hee! Hee!
Hen pecked!
If
there is one man who learnt fast how to dance his cares
away - never mind that he chopped a couple of hundred
heads yeons ago - is the tamed Tiger. Darling of
Colombo's more popular glitzy bars and what not the
former striped kind is also in love we hear. And the
lucky puss sure has him in a bind. For she whispered
recently that if anything must be published about her
beau then it must first pass muster with her! Just so
the guy with more brawn than brain does not get hurt!
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