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In a Nutshell

   

Living it up

"Let there be light"....said the Ministering Johnny Sene. "Ok we will take it" said the veteran Dougie from Ee Pee Dee Pee and the Kind one who is now the president that is Vice from the Blues. Dougie operating an abode at park road duly ran up a bill of 4.9 mill smackers and the Kindly one so far has totted up 348 thousand smackers. But neither is reaching for the purse....So just as the Eye Em Ef suggested us tax payers will foot the bill. Not done, simply not done!

 

Home grown solution

So the newly crowned Kay Pee visited home soil from the land that is Transnational. No, he wasn’t invited but forced to attend. With the Thais saying "not I sir," the rumour mill started churning. Was it from the land of Sing or Kay El? Was it by charter bird and then heli bird or was it a regular scheduled flight? "Who cares" said Kay Heliya. He is here for a home grown solution and thats that...hmmmm.....well done mate. Well done.!

 

Foot soldier

The Northerners get to stuff the boxes with ballots for a change instead of bullets. Senior citizen Sangaree is one angry dude. Having to watch the Dougie boys strutting about with bulging packages under vests is bad enough but to campaign by foot is no comfort. So, poor Sangaree has turned to sing the Beatles ditty.....I should have known better with a dude like you......only in this ole paradise eh?

 

Escape artist

Soo Sil the educating type is one slithery eel. With examination sheets much in the limelight the stuff hit the fans. "Not I sir", said Soo Sil, the devolved blokes did it in true e-mail questionnaire fashion. "How’s that?" asked the cupboard colleagues. "Scroll down, for the answers, scroll down". Hee! Hee!

 

Vanishing trick

And in the latest ‘operation underkill’ ole Merv was a worried man. That his dear friend Kudu Lal would be the next in line to get nicked perhaps in one of those all familiar police shoot-outs that happen only by accident. So we are told. Anyway the Brits were approached and Kudu Lal not only got a visa to visit ole blighty but was personally escorted by Merv to the kia and escorted to the departure lounge to make sure he made it to the plane without being roughed up. And to think Moulana despite being a governor type was refused a visa by those annoying Brits. Tch! Tch!    


 

 
 

 

 

 

 
 
 
 
 
 

 

 


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