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Living it up
"Let there be light"....said the Ministering Johnny
Sene. "Ok we will take it" said the veteran Dougie from
Ee Pee Dee Pee and the Kind one who is now the president
that is Vice from the Blues. Dougie operating an abode
at park road duly ran up a bill of 4.9 mill smackers and
the Kindly one so far has totted up 348 thousand
smackers. But neither is reaching for the purse....So
just as the Eye Em Ef suggested us tax payers will foot
the bill. Not done, simply not done!
Home grown solution
So the newly crowned Kay Pee visited home soil from
the land that is Transnational. No, he wasn’t invited
but forced to attend. With the Thais saying "not I sir,"
the rumour mill started churning. Was it from the land
of Sing or Kay El? Was it by charter bird and then heli
bird or was it a regular scheduled flight? "Who cares"
said Kay Heliya. He is here for a home grown solution
and thats that...hmmmm.....well done mate. Well
done.!
Foot soldier
The Northerners get to stuff the boxes with ballots
for a change instead of bullets. Senior citizen Sangaree
is one angry dude. Having to watch the Dougie boys
strutting about with bulging packages under vests is bad
enough but to campaign by foot is no comfort. So, poor
Sangaree has turned to sing the Beatles ditty.....I
should have known better with a dude like you......only
in this ole paradise eh?
Escape artist
Soo Sil the educating type is one slithery eel. With
examination sheets much in the limelight the stuff hit
the fans. "Not I sir", said Soo Sil, the devolved blokes
did it in true e-mail questionnaire fashion. "How’s
that?" asked the cupboard colleagues. "Scroll down, for
the answers, scroll down". Hee! Hee!
Vanishing trick
And in the latest ‘operation underkill’ ole Merv was
a worried man. That his dear friend Kudu Lal would be
the next in line to get nicked perhaps in one of those
all familiar police shoot-outs that happen only by
accident. So we are told. Anyway the Brits were
approached and Kudu Lal not only got a visa to visit ole
blighty but was personally escorted by Merv to the kia
and escorted to the departure lounge to make sure he
made it to the plane without being roughed up. And to
think Moulana despite being a governor type was refused
a visa by those annoying Brits. Tch! Tch!
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