taking the masses for asses

Wednesday the 30th was to be a day of reckoning. Or so it seemed in paradise isle. It was to be a big miracle “a historical happening” at 8.05 p.m said the ‘SMS’ sent to one  and all. So like all superstitious paradisians the leading types too paused and braced. NOTHING happened. Poor Dull Ass was taking the mickey out of the hoi polloi. The Yarl Devi was to recommence...only to venture one kilometre and back to the yard. And it was not April Fool’s day either...Hee! Hee!

will never learn

Wee Wee is not one to learn. This time he was using his small frame with the big orifice on his face to castigate Pee Bee. “He shouldn’t be tolerated.....should be hounded out ...blah...blah…blah. Two days later the Court that is Supreme welcomed Pee Bee back. As for our Wee Wee not a whimper since! The bally blot we hear is shaking in fear of committing that dreaded of all maladies in this ole land — contempt!  Join the club ole boy! Join the club!

thinking ahead

The Es El Ef Pee was earlier considered to be the family property of the Bandas. With the retirement of the Queen Bee the party is well on the way to a long innings by another family. The Raja Pakshas to be exact. This is according to an interview given by a member of the family. It was Char Mal who said now that the Bandas are finished it would be the innings of the Raja Pakshas for 75 years hence!! Hmmmm....On a positive note at least we will all be dead come yore.  Thank God!

god save the queen

So Himin Air is to get new birds to fly from Chi Na. A little bird whispers that it would make Himin profitable. It will use state of the art craft built by Paradisians’ new found friends the Chi niece. They are super fuel efficient too or so it is said. Why? They have a neutral gear so you can go down slopes on neutral without burning fuel....Ha! ha!