News From ‘e’ Land So the boys from lanka ‘e’ who consider themselves to be wild asses and as good as the rest of us media folk, we hear, have fled this ole isle with the collections of well meaning blots who figured they were helping the asses stay alive. But guess what? Instead they [...]
Shopping for Jam… Whilst the big boys including Il Presidente was in the Big Apple sweating under the collar with prospects of some rogue nation pulling the carpet under their feet, the rest of the Jing band that went on the joy ride were doing the grand. Lord n Tailor, Blooming Dale, Macy’s were cleaned [...]
Unexpected Guests El Presidente travelled to the Big Apple and went to the You En. He took some time off to go visit the Clin Tonne Worldly Initiation. Of course, photo ops were aplenty with dear Bill. But there was another lady there who El Presidente wasn’t too thrilled to see, Unfortunately, he had to [...]
Poof! And just as suddenly as it built up, it was gone. What are we talking about, you may well ask. We mean this grease yakka business, of course. Suddenly, there are no attacks of the greasy kind, and the rag-makers are silent on the matter. So El Presidente told a group of Tamilians, “This [...]
Fifty thou for thou Those vehicle owners who got landed through rubbishy fuel are going to be con pensated by the powers. Fifty thou each is the promise. It is only for those who make complaints and then back up with some papers..methinks. How many will fake it is the question. Hmmmmm – Flying Beds The [...]
Some Things Don’t Change So, the Boys in Blue find themselves in a pressure cooker. All kinds of things are moving and shaking for them. On the one side are the grease yakkas and then the international community is still going on about the war yakkas. With all these devils afoot they came up with [...]
What’s Wrong With This Picture? So all and sundry gathered at the park of Vihara Maha Devi for a right royal protest. There was much shouting and carrying on. A little birdy whispered that ragwriters covering the event would be arrested, and one of our own rag makers almost had his head blown off whilst [...]
In Saintly Health So the Healthy One My Three threw the first stone. Speaking from his hometown, he said that he has 12 members in the family, but only he is in the game of podi tricks. But My Three was not done. He went on to say that he has counted 43 years in [...]
Swift Justice So the journos are getting bashed again. Those who are in the profession of scribbling with the pen and the Ministering angel has learned from El Presidente. After the U Tha yan news scribe was assaulted, Kay Haliya asked that evidence be brought so that the case can be solved quickly. Hmmm… as [...]
All For A Kiss From The Queen The government’s attempt to host the 2018 Commonwealth Games in Hambantota has caused a stir in the country’s political circles with many dissenting comments being made against the administration. Most opposition political parties have claimed that the government is pushing to host the games in order to promote [...]
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