Prisoner on the roof Prisoners were granted extended visiting hours last week having climbed the walls to the skies. Family and friends alike joined them on neighboring buildings to chit-chat. The naughty boys were brought to heel, but not before they played with matches in the records room. – Expressway to fast food The glorious [...]
New Village And All That Is Cricket Mahindeer new village was spouting absolute gobbledegook last week. No sooner were the wild asses being told that heads were to roll at the board that is cricket, new village shot his mouth off again – literally – insisting no changes were to come. Hardly had he mouthed [...]
Raving Mad Did you know there are 350,000!! people who get rabies every year! NO joke. So next time you get bitten by a stray wash your hands with soap – then if you can get hold of the dog’s vaccination book take that along too with you for good measure and get yourself to [...]
That Stick In The Cock-Pit Guess what? Those brawny males who fly at the helm of the Prez’ pet project were recently in for a shock when in a sharing of resources between the two national carriers the pilots failed to pass the test to fly UL. Further training is required they were told. What the [...]
Oh My Lord! Hey–mantha Colourkulasun legal eagle and one time diplomutt based in the salubrious climes of Italia had an audience with His Holiness the PopeBenedict XVI’s . Lanka’s black coat had barely left the August chambers of his holiness before Benedict fell on his knees at the altar of his Lord and God hands [...]
For the Commoner’s Wealth So the Comrades in Red are shouting that we will end up in Greece if we spend 265 billion smackeroos on the Commoner’s Wealth Games. And both the Paradisians and the Golden Coast are equally confident that they will win the bid. The Paradisians, it turns out, have a secret weapon [...]
Underperforming and Overworked The Blue Boys are hard at work putting through an Act to take over the under performing enterprises and assets. Including some nice land, of course. They have even identified 36 spots to be taken over. The joke is that the Blue Boys are unable to turn around the Board of all [...]
Sad faces all round The guys with the family name of the crooner Mario Lanza are an unhappy bunch. Though being the tough guys from the area where the big birds land they were given a bit of a nudge by one member of the firm only to be cajoled by another the very next [...]
Simply The Best! For some of our politikkas, it’s nothing but the best. On Thursday, none other than Merv the Perv was spotted with his lady-in-waiting and three others. They were dining in style at the Hill Ton. There was the premium stuff in the brown ceramic bottle and grub from the Land of the [...]
Guess Who Came And guess who came to see Arrr Doo the Silver in all of a dither to fawn and whisper sweet nothings into the unconscious ear of the muscular thug. Of course we wild asses were snooping nearby when who do we have to say hullooo to? The three aliyas – Sajeeth [...]
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